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Old Dec 30th, 2012, 05:03 PM   #2821
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Ok so the other night I had this Maria dream.

It's weird and I've forgotten some so bear with me. Anyways, Maria was like 5-4 up in a match vs. Lena D and was trying to break Lena's serve to win. So anyway, Lena kept like throwing the ball up and not serving to be a Bitch or something but Maria managed to win the first two points. Anyway this is where it gets weird, it wasn't actually Lena D anymore, can't remember who it was now but it just gradually merged from Lena D. into someone else.

Anywa, there was like a part of the net were there was no net just a line and Lena D. (or whoever it was) just like stood there and kept tapping the ball back at Maria's feet making her lose the next couple of points. So then Maria screamed 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAGH get the FUCK off my court you annoying Bitch!!!!' and then lost the next point and then walked up to the line and smashed her nose.

Instead of Maria being disqualified the other player was for being 'an annoying Bitch'.

I don't know if anyone else will find it funny but I woke up laughing and it was so messed up I had to share.
Clearly I am too starved of Maria.

OMG literally couldn't stop laughing when I read this Thanks for sharing and don't forget to tell us if there is a sequence dream or something
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Old Dec 30th, 2012, 05:23 PM   #2822
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Ok so the other night I had this Maria dream.

It's weird and I've forgotten some so bear with me. Anyways, Maria was like 5-4 up in a match vs. Lena D and was trying to break Lena's serve to win. So anyway, Lena kept like throwing the ball up and not serving to be a Bitch or something but Maria managed to win the first two points. Anyway this is where it gets weird, it wasn't actually Lena D anymore, can't remember who it was now but it just gradually merged from Lena D. into someone else.

Anywa, there was like a part of the net were there was no net just a line and Lena D. (or whoever it was) just like stood there and kept tapping the ball back at Maria's feet making her lose the next couple of points. So then Maria screamed 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAGH get the FUCK off my court you annoying Bitch!!!!' and then lost the next point and then walked up to the line and smashed her nose.

Instead of Maria being disqualified the other player was for being 'an annoying Bitch'.
I would buy a DVD of that match.
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Ok so the other night I had this Maria dream.

It's weird and I've forgotten some so bear with me. Anyways, Maria was like 5-4 up in a match vs. Lena D and was trying to break Lena's serve to win. So anyway, Lena kept like throwing the ball up and not serving to be a Bitch or something but Maria managed to win the first two points. Anyway this is where it gets weird, it wasn't actually Lena D anymore, can't remember who it was now but it just gradually merged from Lena D. into someone else.

Anywa, there was like a part of the net were there was no net just a line and Lena D. (or whoever it was) just like stood there and kept tapping the ball back at Maria's feet making her lose the next couple of points. So then Maria screamed 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAGH get the FUCK off my court you annoying Bitch!!!!' and then lost the next point and then walked up to the line and smashed her nose.

Instead of Maria being disqualified the other player was for being 'an annoying Bitch'.

I don't know if anyone else will find it funny but I woke up laughing and it was so messed up I had to share.
Clearly I am too starved of Maria.
OMG
I wish I could dream Maria but I never do I think I only did dream her once, 2 or 3 years ago and I can't remember anything but the fact she was in some bar where I was and she just left
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before the mods closed it because it involved the ATP
anyway, it includes any hot guys now...sorry if your straight btw
As a straight female, I don't have a problem with hot guys
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Old Dec 30th, 2012, 05:37 PM   #2825
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As a straight female, I don't have a problem with hot guys
then PM me your name gurl, so I don't forget you
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that dream was hilarious Ogi.
Did LEna merge into Vika by any chance?
I already dreamed of Maria a few times. One of them was taking place in RG. Basically I beat Federer 60 60 60 in SFs and he was so pressed, at the net he told me "you better beat Rafa or else I will you" . Then I was playing Rafa in the final, Maria was watching. She was very loud, extremely supportive of me. I lost 60 60 60 so Fed was sooooooo pissed and yeah during the ceremony I stole Rafa's the Muskeeters cup and ran away with it. Maria was with me because she wanted to have a RG trophy while Fedal were both running after me.

End of the dream so stupid.
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Anyone seen the aussie open eurosport advert of andy murray?

Its hilarious!!
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Changing the name guys...
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Also welcome Mark.
If I assume right and that is your name?
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Changing the name guys...
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"The goddess par excellence," I like it
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IKR plus it sounds like Sharapova only with an 'a' in front.
Her divine nature was preordained.
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IKR plus it sounds like Sharapova only with an 'a' in front.
Her divine nature was preordained.
I was pronouncing it differently in my head so I didn't even catch that. That's badass.
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