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Oct 30th, 2012, 05:00 AM
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Re: Maria's Exho-Whore offseason cheering thread.
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Originally Posted by Mexicola
At the very least, I wouldn't be surprised if this injury puts an end to Maria's Exhibition season. I realize people pay good money in advance to see her play in these kinds of matches and a huge star like Maria is counted on to promote the women's game. But she needs to look out for herself first. Better to be cautious and prioritize.
As for the match, I love Maria's sense of humor. It can be a bit biting and direct. I think she was playfully needling Petra, trying to have some fun and pump her up a bit. She probably sensed Petra was a little down with the way she was playing and her health issues. But I can't be sure unless I see some video.
And I like how Maria can joke about that painful loss to Petra at Wimbledon.
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She also manages to be funny without the shade when it comes to Petra. Cause her sense of humour is dry and sarcastic, its hard not to shade.
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oudin is a great player she already beat maria i expect to do the same now
btw whos bolivia smith?
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Originally Posted by Sgt.Timmykinz
Well since coming back from injury Masha could be described as a power pusher.
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Oct 30th, 2012, 05:43 AM
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#62
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Re: Maria's Exho-Whore offseason cheering thread.
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Originally Posted by Mexicola
At the very least, I wouldn't be surprised if this injury puts an end to Maria's Exhibition season. I realize people pay good money in advance to see her play in these kinds of matches and a huge star like Maria is counted on to promote the women's game. But she needs to look out for herself first. Better to be cautious and prioritize.
As for the match, I love Maria's sense of humor. It can be a bit biting and direct. I think she was playfully needling Petra, trying to have some fun and pump her up a bit. She probably sensed Petra was a little down with the way she was playing and her health issues. But I can't be sure unless I see some video.
And I like how Maria can joke about that painful loss to Petra at Wimbledon.
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Yes,but if Serena can play an exhibition the day after cutting her foot and receiving stitches and later surgery,surely Maria can turn up to a couple of exhibitions even if she has to completely tank them
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Oct 30th, 2012, 05:47 AM
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Re: Maria's Exho-Whore offseason cheering thread.
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Originally Posted by ziros
Yes,but if Serena can play an exhibition the day after cutting her foot and receiving stitches and later surgery,surely Maria can turn up to a couple of exhibitions even if she has to completely tank them
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Serena probably injured the foot more by playing on it.
And I feel like Maria will show up seeing as how she's made a commitment and it's not like they can find last minute replacements after they've sold all those tickets.
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Oct 30th, 2012, 05:49 AM
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Re: Maria's Exho-Whore offseason cheering thread.
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Originally Posted by MM_1257
Someone mentioned Petra saying Maria had no friends.. I don't understand Czech but from the few words that I did manage to catch she was saying that Maria doesn't hang out with girls on the tour.. Which is a fact...
A few funny moments were:
- Maria pretending to hit the ball hard when she was hittin puff balls... But sometimes she did play seriously and they had some nice points but Petra made way too many easy errors on balls that Maria was setting for her to hit in.  I think Petra was a bit nervous and even Maria became uncomfortable with it. So when Petra finally won her game, Maria went to her chair crossing over the net, not walking by Petra as a sign of "protest"... Then Petra did the same...
-During one break Maria opened a bag of Sugarpova, handed it to Safarova and she gave it to a man behind her... He put it in his pocket... And since he was having some extra kilos Maria looked and said: "what is it?" when they told her she said: "He doesn't need it!!"
-They had one exchange of balls with the racket handle...
-The end - epic!!! There BitchyPova made an appearance... Petra had troubles with her serve and Maria told her to serve anywhere... Petra faulted, Maria gave her a chance to serve again.. And told her: "Come on! Give me an ace! A Wimbledon match point ace!" there she raised a bit her eyebrows and had a certain look on her (and that's the moment when I thought, oh noes, she is not joking)... and continued: "Believe me, I remember it! It gives me nightmares."
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Oct 30th, 2012, 06:22 AM
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Re: Maria's Exho-Whore offseason cheering thread.
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Originally Posted by Chromium
Serena probably injured the foot more by playing on it.
And I feel like Maria will show up seeing as how she's made a commitment and it's not like they can find last minute replacements after they've sold all those tickets.
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lol could show up as the judge n not playing...
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Oct 30th, 2012, 06:56 AM
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Re: Maria's Exho-Whore offseason cheering thread.
When is the next exo? Milan I am guessing?
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Oct 30th, 2012, 07:33 AM
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Re: Maria's Exho-Whore offseason cheering thread.
^Yep. Milan on December the 1st. One month away. Plenty time to recover if it's not serious.
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Oct 30th, 2012, 07:34 AM
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Re: Maria's Exho-Whore offseason cheering thread.
I need to see this whole thing.
Maria  Only you'd manage to injure yourself in a Exho 
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Oct 30th, 2012, 07:50 AM
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Re: Maria's Exho-Whore offseason cheering thread.
Oh God, Pls that's not serious hopefully
Thanks Cherry!
Really want to see Ana and Maria as a doubles team. 
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Oct 30th, 2012, 08:14 AM
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Re: Maria's Exho-Whore offseason cheering thread.
Tell me about it, I already have tickets for that  I hope it's nothing serious and she will come to Milan, or at least show up even if she can't play
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Oct 30th, 2012, 10:09 AM
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Re: Maria's Exho-Whore offseason cheering thread.
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Originally Posted by MM_1257
Someone mentioned Petra saying Maria had no friends.. I don't understand Czech but from the few words that I did manage to catch she was saying that Maria doesn't hang out with girls on the tour.. Which is a fact...
A few funny moments were:
- Maria pretending to hit the ball hard when she was hittin puff balls... But sometimes she did play seriously and they had some nice points but Petra made way too many easy errors on balls that Maria was setting for her to hit in.  I think Petra was a bit nervous and even Maria became uncomfortable with it. So when Petra finally won her game, Maria went to her chair crossing over the net, not walking by Petra as a sign of "protest"... Then Petra did the same...
-During one break Maria opened a bag of Sugarpova, handed it to Safarova and she gave it to a man behind her... He put it in his pocket... And since he was having some extra kilos Maria looked and said: "what is it?" when they told her she said: "He doesn't need it!!"
-They had one exchange of balls with the racket handle...
-The end - epic!!! There BitchyPova made an appearance... Petra had troubles with her serve and Maria told her to serve anywhere... Petra faulted, Maria gave her a chance to serve again.. And told her: " Come on! Give me an ace! A Wimbledon match point ace!" there she raised a bit her eyebrows and had a certain look on her (and that's the moment when I thought, oh noes, she is not joking)... and continued: "Believe me, I remember it! It gives me nightmares."
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OH MY GAWD that is amazing 
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Serena Williams: I'm going for team Sharapova 'coz she's hot
CAREER GRAND SLAM.
Bring on all the pretenders. Someday, WE WILL BE REMEMBERED
Quote:
Originally Posted by oliversmith
oudin is a great player she already beat maria i expect to do the same now
btw whos bolivia smith?
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Originally Posted by Sgt.Timmykinz
Well since coming back from injury Masha could be described as a power pusher.
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Oct 30th, 2012, 10:57 AM
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Re: Maria's Exho-Whore offseason cheering thread.
I missed the match  I need to see the whole thing  It would be nice if Ana and Maria would join forces 
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Oct 30th, 2012, 10:59 AM
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Re: Maria's Exho-Whore offseason cheering thread.
 An injury the day after her last match of the season! Rest and enjoy your holiday now, Maria!
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Oct 30th, 2012, 11:01 AM
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Re: Maria's Exho-Whore offseason cheering thread.
she must have an extra suitcase filled with sugarpova, handing it out left and right 
ive heard in the UK they sell it in Selfridges so imma head on down before i get the train home to buy a pack
hopefully i'll post a photo 
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Oct 30th, 2012, 11:03 AM
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Re: Maria's Exho-Whore offseason cheering thread.
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Originally Posted by Cosmic Voices
she must have an extra suitcase filled with sugarpova, handing it out left and right 
ive heard in the UK they sell it in Selfridges so imma head on down before i get the train home to buy a pack
hopefully i'll post a photo 
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 I'll ask my dad to stop by and buy a pck or two for me, when he'll be in London next week then! 
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