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Oct 4th, 2012, 04:28 AM
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Re: The SS Dementieva, New Horizons
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Originally Posted by Dementinator
Right then, I'm back, seems things have gone ok as far as I can tell....;
Feel free to keep up the daily logs if you wish, every good ship needs a "ships writer" so you can undertake that task if you like.
just spent 12 hours watching crap movies on a 7 inch screen on the back of someones head and attempting to eat inedible airline food.
such fun..
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Cap'n,if I may make a suggestion,you might wanna try flying Southwest Airlines--if you haven't already--when you're travelling by air in the States.I go via that airline almost every time I fly out of El Paso to see my family in Baltimore.It won't compare with flying VIP in a private jet,but the folks usually endeavor to make the flights comfy and pleasant as the attendants often tell jokes with the passenger instructions to lighten the mood.
As for the lousy movies,well,I think we're virtually doomed in that regard with any long-term means of transportation.When I've taken the bus line from my home state across the border,the films are crappy enough in quality,but that's made even worse when the movies are dubbed into Spanish instead of being done with subtitles.As Ana could tell you,what's so pathetic is that the voice-dubbers COMPLETELY fail to capture the spirit of the scene.A character might be totally irate and yet the usually-dorky-sounding dubbed voice makes it seem as if the person were ordering house paint over the phone.
Honestly,I feel that you and Mikey do a decent job of describing our daily events aboard the SSD...plus there are a LOT of others who have seniority over me here...plus Elena  doesn't do anything scandalous to draw attention to herself in her retirement,so that makes my job as her promotions/propaganda officer that much more of a challenge.Besides,if you let ME tell stories,you might read a fiction about Dushevina and Kirilenko wrestling on the beach as they argued about who got to serve as Lena's #1 bridesmaid  ....and THAT wouldn't necessarily be appealing to our gals or wholesome for our visiting youth 
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Champion Ravens make epic run to the title
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All hail Grass Queen Petra  ;supporting the #1 Sunshine Girl  as she fights her way to Slam glory
Cheering on Marion as she sticks it in the face of Vichy cowards
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Oct 4th, 2012, 05:44 PM
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#977
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Captain of the SS Dementieva
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Re: The SS Dementieva, New Horizons
Unfortunately only Virgin Atlantic fly direct from the UK to the places I wish to go in the Yoo Ess.
crap as the movies were, not entirely Virgins fault as they were all current cinema releases, I found another more interesting thing to ogle at, the flight Attendant named Carla, she was indeed a wonderful sight, tall, dark and gorgeous, almost made the 11hrs enjoyable.
Anyhoo, gotta pop down to medical and see if they have any jetlag pills in stock, 20 plus years I have been doing this and it aint getting any easier.
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Oct 4th, 2012, 06:50 PM
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#978
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Re: The SS Dementieva, New Horizons
Cap, you are sea man, flights might get you down 
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Originally Posted by bruce goose
Actually,Merced,I'm fairly sure that her Polish-spelled name,Agnieszka,would be translated 'Agnes' in English,but I was just having a little fun.Sometimes,similar names have similar meanings,as with Abram('High Father')and Abraham('Father of Many Nations'),so I basically assumed that 'AGnes' and 'AGatha' were like that though,for all AYE know  ,they might be very different from each other.
Aye WAS serious,though,when I invited you and Ana to hang out by the pool in appropriate gear  ;you both might find 1 or 2 guys who'd volunteer to massage the sunblock protection onto you 
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 thank you for the explanation
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Oct 4th, 2012, 07:11 PM
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member of NSSA/AIPS
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Re: The SS Dementieva, New Horizons
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Originally Posted by mc8114
Cap, you are sea man, flights might get you down  
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Nah, he's just getting old...
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Oct 4th, 2012, 08:28 PM
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#980
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Worshipping the bangs
Join Date: Aug 2004
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Re: The SS Dementieva, New Horizons
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Nah, he's just getting old...
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Shouldn't you be getting some good pics of Larsson instead of picking on the Cap'n?
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Pass the duct tape and super glue. Lena's done broke my heart one last time.
Onward my LOB! Lena (ret.) Vika Vee TOB Caro Alexa Sabine Wicki Kiri Vania BMS Makarova Andrea H. Jo-La
"I read on the internet that there is something chipmunky about me :-)"--Andrea H.
Elena Viatcheslavovna Dementieva--Eternal Goddess of the Divine Bangs
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Oct 4th, 2012, 09:22 PM
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member of NSSA/AIPS
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Re: The SS Dementieva, New Horizons
Also Vika, Vee, Sabs, Wicky, BMS and Andy of course (prepped a little surprise for her.....)
I'm on my way...
Last edited by Rix643 : Oct 4th, 2012 at 09:29 PM.
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Oct 7th, 2012, 12:53 PM
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Re: The SS Dementieva, New Horizons
Ross, i don't think you see my post before, but i am ready to take up my job as 2nd in command again, have some big personal issues in my family, very dark days that lie behind me... see dani's thread for more details.. But as said i am able to take small tasks step by step again.. so i'm available again 
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Chief Officer of the new SS Dementieva
Admirer of the sky and all its stars and constellations at night 
FC Groningen, olé olé olé, Groningen olé Groningen olé FC Groningen olé olé olé
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Oct 7th, 2012, 09:47 PM
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Re: The SS Dementieva, New Horizons
Welcome back, Ross!
(Gee, am I late...?)
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Jelena Dokic, Tsvetana Pironkova, Caroline Wozniacki
Daniela Hantuchova, Gisela Dulko, Julia Görges
Former Training Accommodation Manager aboard the SS Dementieva
Now discovering New Horizons...
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Oct 8th, 2012, 06:22 PM
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Captain of the SS Dementieva
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Re: The SS Dementieva, New Horizons
Just a little, and welcome back Mat, the wheel house hasnt looked quite the same lately..
Glad things are looking better for you and your family.
(Still got pissing, arseholing, bollocking, fucking, bastarding jet lag)
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Oct 10th, 2012, 08:01 PM
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¡Davai!
Join Date: Aug 2005
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Re: The SS Dementieva, New Horizons
Feliz cumpleaños to our lovely doctor
hapy birthday Maca 
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Dementieva - Hantuchova - Vaidisova - Ivanovic
Que el aire es de cristal, que puede estallar.....que aunque mis labios no hablen te quiero devorar.
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Oct 10th, 2012, 09:17 PM
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Captain of the SS Dementieva
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Re: The SS Dementieva, New Horizons
Yes indeed, a happy birthday to Makki
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Oct 10th, 2012, 10:53 PM
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Re: The SS Dementieva, New Horizons
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Originally Posted by Dementinator
Just a little, and welcome back Mat, the wheel house hasnt looked quite the same lately..
Glad things are looking better for you and your family.
(Still got pissing, arseholing, bollocking, fucking, bastarding jet lag)
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Indeed, wheel house is literally a mess, time for some clean up, and ross, i need to find the time but i'll mail you this week... thanks for the fine words you posted, this aint what i expected when becoming uncle...
Time for me to seek for my cabin and get some good sleep... i'll be back! 
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Once a Lena fan, always a Lena fan!
Chief Officer of the new SS Dementieva
Admirer of the sky and all its stars and constellations at night 
FC Groningen, olé olé olé, Groningen olé Groningen olé FC Groningen olé olé olé
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Oct 11th, 2012, 12:41 AM
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#988
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Re: The SS Dementieva, New Horizons
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Originally Posted by Danči Dementia
Feliz cumpleaños to our lovely doctor
hapy birthday Maca 
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Indeed,Maca,Feliz Cumplean~os a` ti  ,and you probably deserve a powerful,unforgettable Latino Muzzle Kiss for your b-day.Unfortunately for you,it's likely that you don't have any Latino males in your neighborhood,but an Italian could serve you well,too.Here's a highlight reel for you to gander: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4o3yzk7AyHk
The last one is the best,an absolute classic which demonstrates that even a hot-tempered chica latina will blissfully surrender when her juicy lips are smothered correctly  ,so good luck on getting your first LMK one day and,in the meantime,have a great day with your family and friends  
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All hail Grass Queen Petra  ;supporting the #1 Sunshine Girl  as she fights her way to Slam glory
Cheering on Marion as she sticks it in the face of Vichy cowards
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Oct 11th, 2012, 04:51 PM
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#989
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Re: The SS Dementieva, New Horizons
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Oct 13th, 2012, 04:28 AM
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#990
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Re: The SS Dementieva, New Horizons
Honestly,Maka deserved a big bash for all the First Aid she provides to weak-hearted fainting males who glimpse Elena's beauty in person for the 1st time....and we can't even count how often she's patched up Mikey when Elena kicked his ass
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Champion Ravens make epic run to the title
Propaganda Director for the Olympic Slam Queen  aboard SS Dementieva
All hail Grass Queen Petra  ;supporting the #1 Sunshine Girl  as she fights her way to Slam glory
Cheering on Marion as she sticks it in the face of Vichy cowards
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