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Re: Halloween Confrontation VIII
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Oct 4th, 2012, 05:53 PM
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Re: Halloween Confrontation VIII
Quote:
Originally Posted by miffedmax
NINA:
Like beating up a ball kid.
VIKA:
Like taking the #1 ranking from a Dane.
NINA:
Like…oh. Hello, girls.
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...I just lol'ed in the office and people think I'm going nuts.
Kudos.
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Oct 4th, 2012, 06:07 PM
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Oct 7th, 2012, 07:27 PM
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Re: Halloween Confrontation VIII
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Oct 8th, 2012, 08:17 PM
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Worshipping the bangs
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Re: Halloween Confrontation VIII
VEE:
I’m sure that going on any of the rides at this amusement park is a horrible idea. The best thing we can do is leave.
ANA:
But where is the entrance? Even though my sense of direction is much better than it was in 2008, I am completely lost!
JO-LA:
I’m lost too! But then again, I’m lost a lot of the time. I can’t even fill out my schedule.
MARION:
I want funnel cake. And Belgian waffles. And fried Mars bars.
WICKI:
I’ll give you a Belgian waffle, right up your…
CARO:
Please, this is no time to fight.
Maybe those two fair workers can give us directions.
SHE POINTS TO A PAIR OF VAGUELY FAMILIAR LOOKING FAIR WORKERS.
DANI:
Hold this piece of laminate like so.
DOMI:
Bitch, you know I can’t reach that high.
DANI:
Well, where’s your footstool?
DOMI:
I’M ON THE FOOTSTOOL!
PETRA:
Rats. It’s Domi. I was hoping it was a young . . .
AGA:
Geez. It’s enough to make me miss Flavia. Where is she anyway?
ANGIE:
She’s still with Blondebangs. They’re on a round-the-world cruise together. Apparently they’re going to have sex in every port…
LENA:
I’m going to faint.
LI:
Please, enough. Can you tell us how to get out of here?
DANI:
I’m sorry, but our work order is only for this roller coaster. The exits are not, tragically, made of Mohawk Laminate. So I don’t know where they are.
Anyway, none of the rides here are safe. Notice the lack of sturdy, stain-resistant Mohawk Laminate. It’s enough to make one weep.
SABS BURSTS INTO TEARS.
DANI:
Well, I was speaking metaphorically…
ANGIE:
She does that all the time. She like a German Lena D. Only not quite as clueless.
LENA:
What? Mr. Green, with the Revolver, in the Conservatory!
TAYLOR:
Hey, look over there!
JJ:
What? I can’t see around you.
TAYLOR:
Oh. Sorry, Here, let me move a couple of inches to the side here.
JJ:
Oh. A karoke booth where you can video yourself.
SAM:
That looks like fun! Let’s go!
THE WOMEN HEAD TOWARD THE RUNDOWN, TATTERED LOOKING BOOTH. A CAMERA IS SET UP, ALONG WITH A TV SCREEN AND CD PLAYER.
LI:
I’ll just swipe my husband’s credit card…
GEARS WHIR, LIGHTS COME UP, MUSIC STARTS TO PLAY.
SUDDENLY, FIGURES THAT APPEAR TO BE LAURA AND GENIE ENTER IN WILD GETUPS.
QUEEN MASHA:
Oh no. Not the dreaded Gangnam ghosts!
ZHENG:
And people wonder why I listen to classical music.
LAURA AND GENIE:
Gangnam style!
THEY BEGIN TO DANCE SPASTICALLY.
SAM:
Ah, come girls. That looks like fun!
SAM JUMPS UP ON STAGE AND STARTS TO DANCE WITH THE TWO GHOSTLY FIGURES.
LAURA AND GENIE’S FACES CONTORT INTO HIDEOUS MASKS OF RAGE.
LAURA AND GENIE:
And now, Gangland Style!
THEY PULL OUT AK-47s AND RIDDLE POOR SAM WITH 7.6 MM ROUNDS. THE OTHER WOMEN RUN SCREAMING IN TERROR…
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Pass the duct tape and super glue. Lena's done broke my heart one last time.
Onward my LOB! Lena (ret.) Vika Vee TOB Caro Alexa Sabine Wicki Kiri Vania BMS Makarova Andrea H. Jo-La
"I read on the internet that there is something chipmunky about me :-)"--Andrea H.
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Oct 8th, 2012, 08:20 PM
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Oct 8th, 2012, 08:31 PM
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Re: Halloween Confrontation VIII
Quote:
MARION:
I want funnel cake. And Belgian waffles. And fried Mars bars.
WICKI:
I’ll give you a Belgian waffle, right up your…
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Quote:
DANI:
Hold this piece of laminate like so.
DOMI:
Bitch, you know I can’t reach that high.
DANI:
Well, where’s your footstool?
DOMI:
I’M ON THE FOOTSTOOL!
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Oct 8th, 2012, 08:31 PM
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Re: Halloween Confrontation VIII
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Oct 8th, 2012, 09:04 PM
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Worshipping the bangs
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Re: Halloween Confrontation VIII
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Originally Posted by flareon
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Everybody dies!
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Pass the duct tape and super glue. Lena's done broke my heart one last time.
Onward my LOB! Lena (ret.) Vika Vee TOB Caro Alexa Sabine Wicki Kiri Vania BMS Makarova Andrea H. Jo-La
"I read on the internet that there is something chipmunky about me :-)"--Andrea H.
Elena Viatcheslavovna Dementieva--Eternal Goddess of the Divine Bangs
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Oct 8th, 2012, 09:18 PM
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Long Live The King
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Re: Halloween Confrontation VIII
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Originally Posted by miffedmax
DOMI:
Bitch, you know I can’t reach that high.
DANI:
Well, where’s your footstool?
DOMI:
I’M ON THE FOOTSTOOL!
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Originally Posted by miffedmax
THEY BEGIN TO DANCE SPASTICALLY.
SAM:
Ah, come girls. That looks like fun!
SAM JUMPS UP ON STAGE AND STARTS TO DANCE WITH THE TWO GHOSTLY FIGURES.
LAURA AND GENIE’S FACES CONTORT INTO HIDEOUS MASKS OF RAGE.
LAURA AND GENIE:
And now, Gangland Style!
THEY PULL OUT AK-47s AND RIDDLE POOR SAM WITH 7.6 MM ROUNDS. THE OTHER WOMEN RUN SCREAMING IN TERROR…
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Cool Ending! Thanks for a good read Miffedmax 
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Oct 8th, 2012, 09:19 PM
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Fuck yeah
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Re: Halloween Confrontation VIII
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Oct 8th, 2012, 09:24 PM
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Re: Halloween Confrontation VIII
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Oct 8th, 2012, 09:32 PM
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Re: Halloween Confrontation VIII
NaNa and Ludmila stole today's show, no doubt
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Oct 8th, 2012, 11:10 PM
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Rican In The Burgh
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Re: Halloween Confrontation VIII
bahahaha gangland style.
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Oct 9th, 2012, 12:16 AM
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Re: Halloween Confrontation VIII
Quote:
DANI:
Hold this piece of laminate like so.
DOMI:
Bitch, you know I can’t reach that high.
DANI:
Well, where’s your footstool?
DOMI:
I’M ON THE FOOTSTOOL!
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LI:
I’ll just swipe my husband’s credit card…
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