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Old Aug 14th, 2012, 11:38 AM   #736
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Re: Funniest quotes of all time from WTAworld?

lol, everyone knows he is gay i think
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Old Aug 14th, 2012, 11:55 AM   #737
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Re: Funniest quotes of all time from WTAworld?

^ Oh he's open about it? OK my bad - sorry! Thanks for the heads up.

So applying gaydar on him was a needless waste then
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Old Aug 17th, 2012, 05:04 PM   #738
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^ Those boobs are heading the same way as Wozniacki's career. Gurlfren can't even beat her punchbags now? This would be like Serena losing to Sharapornstar. Get it together Caro hunny.

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Old Sep 12th, 2012, 10:42 AM   #739
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Old Sep 12th, 2012, 06:40 PM   #740
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Miss Thing, this is not alleged anymore, shit is legit. Venus' vagina lips know this man.
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Old Sep 12th, 2012, 08:18 PM   #741
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Re: Funniest quotes of all time from WTAworld?

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Also from égalité, an undeservedly forgotten classic:
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I hope Sharapova wins.

No, not only do I hope Sharapova wins, I hope she kills Ana. I hope she beats Ana so hard that her ancestors feel it. I hope she plows Ana so hard that she gets pregnant right then and there on court. I hope she wins in two golden sets and finishes the match by smashing an overhead into Ana's mouth just as she's yelling, "AJDE!"

Come on, Masha. Beat her like she stole something!
Substitute Sesil for Ana (any tour level tournament, any round) and that's what I would say. (Who administers the beatdown is quite secondary). Even the Strange Suissie I never hated the same way, as she was mainly the Frankfurt Felon's enabler.
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Old Sep 13th, 2012, 03:47 PM   #742
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Translation??
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Old Oct 3rd, 2012, 10:35 PM   #743
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RE: Hercog d. Makarova

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Flukaterina Tankarova was up 5-1* in last set
and she lost 2 TBs against Polona on hard
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I thought this was funny
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Old Oct 13th, 2012, 12:41 AM   #744
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Yes I look at ass, I eat ass, I lick ass and I screw ass too. Your point is?


Ana has no ass, just like she has no backhand, no mental fortitude and no PERSONALITY.

She's boring and she's like a blow up doll. Pretty to look at but useless otherwise. Jankovic may be wierd looking but she's far more interesting than that adje yelling Barbie doll. With no ass no less....
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Old Oct 13th, 2012, 03:15 PM   #745
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Old Oct 27th, 2012, 04:47 PM   #746
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I just hope that Wozniacki - Hantuchova - Pironkova isn't in the same group because they are the only one that will pull a crowd. In some sort of way Dani is still very popular maybe top 20 or even top 10, maybe due to her status as a top glamour girl behind Sharapova and Ivanovic. Pironkova will make people watch because she is from Belarus.
this cracks me up
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Old Oct 27th, 2012, 04:49 PM   #747
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Re: Funniest quotes of all time from WTAworld?

that guy(dencod) is stupid even though he is finnish
i mean, you dont see many stupid people from finland
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Old Oct 27th, 2012, 04:51 PM   #748
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that guy(dencod) is stupid even though he is finnish
i mean, you dont see many stupid people from finland
ikr? when i saw your comment few days ago i was just so behind you on that
but that comment really is beyond amazing
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Old Oct 27th, 2012, 04:56 PM   #749
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Re: Funniest quotes of all time from WTAworld?

yeah and its not the only hilarious from him/her i ve read in this forum!! embarrassing
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Old Nov 12th, 2012, 02:15 AM   #750
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