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Old Aug 12th, 2012, 08:27 PM   #736
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So I don't follow tennis. But I was reading about this girl Caroline Wozniacki because someone with one brain cell compared her to the person in my avatar (which I now know is an insulting to the person in my avatar in too many ways to count) and I've decided to watch a few Wozniacki matches on youtube. I soon found out that this was not a good decision because watching her play made me want to smash her face in. Then I came across two or three Serena-Wozniacki matches. I don't think anyone can understand how angry I was afterward. So I've decided to come here and vent.

I googled an article where Serena made a comment about her and Wozniacki's "rivalry", saying that she had to calm herself down when she was playing against Wozniacki because she was on the verge of cracking... a racket. She smiled after she said that. Such a great, accurate and veiled insult. This is how watching Wozniacki play made me feel. Wozniacki brings out my evil Twin (I'm a Gemini). She brings out the aloof, ruthless, merciless, empathy-less, emotionless evil Twin in me who will cut people down. You can say all you want about astrology being bull (I agree), but I'm never wrong about the zodiac signs I dislike as a Gemini. Cancer is one of them. Never have I met a Cancer I liked. Never have I met a water sign I got along with. As a Gemini, I can always spot a faker. Serena is a Libra. Her sister is a Gemini. Fellow air signs, nothing against them. But lo and behold, Wozniacki is a Cancer. A fucking crab who does nothing but retrieves like the coward that she is. I would take that racket Serena spoke of and smash it against Wozniacki's head. Such a worthless player. A talentless opportunist.

I gained a bit more appreciation for Serena because I could see how frustrated she was because she couldn't score points by attacking. The worthless piece of shit (Wozniacki) was waiting for Serena to commit unforced errors, and she had the audacity to fucking smile and pump her fist after she won by hitting the ball back and waiting for Serena to finish herself off.
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Old Aug 12th, 2012, 08:29 PM   #737
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That is hilarious! Why Caro gotta be a worthless POS tho?
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Old Aug 12th, 2012, 08:32 PM   #738
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Old Aug 14th, 2012, 11:34 AM   #739
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Old Aug 14th, 2012, 11:38 AM   #740
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lol, everyone knows he is gay i think
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Old Aug 14th, 2012, 11:55 AM   #741
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^ Oh he's open about it? OK my bad - sorry! Thanks for the heads up.

So applying gaydar on him was a needless waste then
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Old Aug 17th, 2012, 05:04 PM   #742
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^ Those boobs are heading the same way as Wozniacki's career. Gurlfren can't even beat her punchbags now? This would be like Serena losing to Sharapornstar. Get it together Caro hunny.

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Miss Thing, this is not alleged anymore, shit is legit. Venus' vagina lips know this man.
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Also from égalité, an undeservedly forgotten classic:
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I hope Sharapova wins.

No, not only do I hope Sharapova wins, I hope she kills Ana. I hope she beats Ana so hard that her ancestors feel it. I hope she plows Ana so hard that she gets pregnant right then and there on court. I hope she wins in two golden sets and finishes the match by smashing an overhead into Ana's mouth just as she's yelling, "AJDE!"

Come on, Masha. Beat her like she stole something!
Substitute Sesil for Ana (any tour level tournament, any round) and that's what I would say. (Who administers the beatdown is quite secondary). Even the Strange Suissie I never hated the same way, as she was mainly the Frankfurt Felon's enabler.
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Old Sep 13th, 2012, 03:47 PM   #746
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Old Oct 3rd, 2012, 10:35 PM   #747
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Yes I look at ass, I eat ass, I lick ass and I screw ass too. Your point is?


Ana has no ass, just like she has no backhand, no mental fortitude and no PERSONALITY.

She's boring and she's like a blow up doll. Pretty to look at but useless otherwise. Jankovic may be wierd looking but she's far more interesting than that adje yelling Barbie doll. With no ass no less....
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I just hope that Wozniacki - Hantuchova - Pironkova isn't in the same group because they are the only one that will pull a crowd. In some sort of way Dani is still very popular maybe top 20 or even top 10, maybe due to her status as a top glamour girl behind Sharapova and Ivanovic. Pironkova will make people watch because she is from Belarus.
this cracks me up
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