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Old Sep 5th, 2012, 06:01 PM   #916
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BTW, does he still visit this place??
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Old Sep 5th, 2012, 06:54 PM   #917
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My guess is he has a good old lurk from time to time
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Old Sep 6th, 2012, 05:22 AM   #918
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So, its that time of year again where I dissapear for 4 weeks, therefore we need a new temp captain, who did we use last time? Makki I think, who hasnt had "a go" yet?

Who wants to spend the next month trying to keep the BGO fed and happy?

Seems to me Bruce hasnt had a go yet but can I trust him to not spend the next month sending non sensical politcal transmissions ever 5 mins?

I think I can, plus its time he stepped up for a bit.

Ergo, I will proclaim Bruce as the acting Captain of the SS Dementieva until early October, treat her well and she will look after you, but if you dont, she will bite you in the ass big time, not to mention what the BGO will do, or me for that matter.

Rix will be your second in command, when hes sober of course, and I am sure we can rely on anyone else to step in should trouble occur ( it will) .

Alenyaa seems a tad quiet lately, hope Lena hasnt finally finshed him off or thrown him overboard, but I am sure he can provide good back up.

Also, seems to be a hight temp warning on principle diesel number 4, so I am shutting it down for a while so repairs can take place, this means closing of some redundant decks for a while, it will be dark there, Lena likes the dark, Lena misbehaves in the dark, she hides in the dark, you have been warned......
Seriously,I'm almost moved to tears here;nobody EVER trusts me with heavy machinery...okay,Cap,I swear that we won't have anything even remotely political.....Have an AWESOME vacation

Rix,I don't know the first damned thing about boating except how to NOT get seasick,so I'll be counting heavily on your nautical knowledge

However,I already have a good plan in effect to generate more income for the food and repair budgets;it has tested extremely well with my publicity field agents.Does anyone recall that avy where there was a porn star,with the vaguest resemblance to Elena,making a lascivious pose?Well,I used that pic as the cover for the first-ever ED Lingerie and Swimsuit Calendar.The word 'wannabe' is written in microscopic print right before Lena's name so that we'll have legal cover.Unless someone happens to have a magnifying glass in his hand at the checkout counter,he'll never notice our disclaimer.Sure,word will eventually get out about our scam via the internet and other media....but not until we've raked in loads of cash.....Oh,and I released the calendar thru a phantom holding company so that the scheme can't be traced back to the SSD to ruin our solid reputation or Elena's holy name
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Old Sep 6th, 2012, 08:24 PM   #919
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Clever idea, but uhm... have you considered the news may eventually reach Lena's ears??
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Seriously,I'm almost moved to tears here;nobody EVER trusts me with heavy machinery...okay,Cap,I swear that we won't have anything even remotely political.....Have an AWESOME vacation

Rix,I don't know the first damned thing about boating except how to NOT get seasick,so I'll be counting heavily on your nautical knowledge
However,I already have a good plan in effect to generate more income for the food and repair budgets;it has tested extremely well with my publicity field agents.Does anyone recall that avy where there was a porn star,with the vaguest resemblance to Elena,making a lascivious pose?Well,I used that pic as the cover for the first-ever ED Lingerie and Swimsuit Calendar.The word 'wannabe' is written in microscopic print right before Lena's name so that we'll have legal cover.Unless someone happens to have a magnifying glass in his hand at the checkout counter,he'll never notice our disclaimer.Sure,word will eventually get out about our scam via the internet and other media....but not until we've raked in loads of cash.....Oh,and I released the calendar thru a phantom holding company so that the scheme can't be traced back to the SSD to ruin our solid reputation or Elena's holy name
Well, that's suits quite well..... I'm continuously seasick, even on land. Might be something else though....

So, to the drydocks it is..
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Old Sep 6th, 2012, 08:45 PM   #921
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YOU HAVE NO AUTHORITY!!!!
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Old Sep 6th, 2012, 09:16 PM   #922
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Clever idea, but uhm... have you considered the news may eventually reach Lena's ears??
In re your other post,YES!!....If Tom Hanks can make it off the island in a flimsy raft,then some Elena-loving mariners should be able to do SOOOO much better with all this technology at our disposal(even though we still haven't achieved my dream of flight capability...but that's NOT a complaint).Why don't you set a course for us,Officer Mikey

As for your concern above,although Elena spends plenty of time on her flagship,I don't think she bothers to read the THREAD for her flagship so,as long as you don't tell her,the fake calendar will be our little secret.Like I said,I released it thru a phantom holding company,so it can't be traced back to us....Btw,with the lack of class and charisma often exhibited by today's supposed stars of the WTA,the Lena Demand has grown even higher,so we'll be augmenting our drink budget,and others,by raising ticket prices for the Elena Goodwill Tour
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Old Sep 7th, 2012, 02:59 PM   #923
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No good will come of it, trust me, she WILL find out, shes female after all, they know things....
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Ross i have a question, can you arrange a temporary substiture for your CO? I cannot concentrate on my tasks in this situation i have now (see for more dani's thread, not tellling more here!) and must concentrate on other things
I'll tell you when i am available again for my job.. and i'll try to contact/mail you this weekend!
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Ross i have a question, can you arrange a temporary substiture for your CO? I cannot concentrate on my tasks in this situation i have now (see for more dani's thread, not tellling more here!) and must concentrate on other things
I'll tell you when i am available again for my job.. and i'll try to contact/mail you this weekend!
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No good will come of it, trust me, she WILL find out, shes female after all, they know things....
Well,I can't deny the prudence of your caution,so I already have a Plan B in place where I take full responsibility for the plan to spare others from any wrath...and also pledge to donate all proceeds to Elena's favorite children's charity.........Of course,we won't be donating ALL proceeds as a good portion of the revenue will be discreetly earmarked for SSD needs.

Had another idea that would sell big-time with Russian boys entering puberty....and then spread quickly in popularity.Some of you might be aware of boxing video games where the player competes against different levels of contrived video-opponents and,if successful,advances to the final match to fight the champion for whom the game is named;naturally,the champ is very difficult or nearly impossible to beat.In a slightly similar vein,we could create "ED's WTA Oil Wrestling Challenge 2012" where various beauties wrestled in one-piece swimsuits.Players could pick their favorite WTA star to battle certain opponents and,if they were lucky enough,they'd grapple with Elena in the Final.Obviously,Lena fans would have the option of choosing HER and then seeing who racked up the most points as she conquered some of the somewhat-less-attractive WTA beauties.Naturally,we'd find a design wiz to make the graphics as vivid as possible,and we'd include compelling,realistic audio of the lovelies panting as they exerted such physical energy...especially the sexy,desperate moans of gals who are helplessly pinned by Elena and struggling in vain to break free.....I'll have to do a good sales job to convince her to sign off on THAT one...probably special accomodations for Max or Mommy Vera
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No good will come of it, trust me, she WILL find out, shes female after all, they know things....
Females..... They are an entirely different species, aren' t they??
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Holy crap, it's alive!!!!!
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