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I'm annoyed, I ALWAYS only think of my best burns for the Willytards on the rare occasions that Serena's doing well so I can't use them
I'll have to write the stuff I've thought up down somewhere and wait til the US Open, when the Willytards will return to their "seething" as Maria elegantly glides to the title while Serena crashes out in the second round to Alize Cornet.