[18majors]

ESPN acquires all rights to Wimbledon

In acquiring the U.S. television rights to Wimbledon, ESPN will present the tournament, including the men's and women's singles finals, across a variety of platforms -- and all of the coverage will be shown live.


http://sports.espn.go.com/sports/ten...ory?id=6739076

Great news for US fans.

[lylux]

Vote for Maria Sharapova on Teen Choice Awards 2011 Age limit 13 to 19 years http://t.co/mXHmTq5 Remember you can vote Every day

[lefty24]

Originally Posted by lylux

Vote for Maria Sharapova on Teen Choice Awards 2011 Age limit 13 to 19 years http://t.co/mXHmTq5 Remember you can vote Every day

lol I feel like it's been forever since she's been nominated for one of these things.

Too bad she's not gonna go.

[18majors]

Wimbledon Singles? Despite losing in the finals, Nadal and Sharapova still win the hearts of tennis fans

For the women, Sharapova was the winner in this case with 47 percent of the men saying they would want to go on a date with her. In second place with 26 percent of the vote was Maria Kirilenko, followed by Ana Ivanovic (16%), Julia Goerges (8%) and Caroline Wozniacki (3%).

http://www.prurgent.com/2011-07-05/p...ease181280.htm

[Steven.]

Originally Posted by lylux

Vote for Maria Sharapova on Teen Choice Awards 2011 Age limit 13 to 19 years http://t.co/mXHmTq5 Remember you can vote Every day

I'm voting for her every day

[lylux]

Originally Posted by Steven.

I'm voting for her every day

Me too and I have over 19 years haha

[lefty24]

I forgot to vote yesterday. If Maria is not there and another one of the athletes is their than they are probably gonna win.

I can't believe they didn't put Nadal, Fed, or Novak for the mens. Stupid America.

[WTAtennisfan15]

http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.c...dline=s1i97901

Maria Sharapova To Buy £10,000 House In Burnley, Lancashire

Monday, 4 July 2011

Beaten Wimbledon Ladies Singles finalist, Maria Sharapova has been outed as the mystery buyer of a £10,000 terraced house, on Pritchard Street, in Burnley, Lancashire.

It is an established fact that Maria Sharapova has a massive fan base in the Lancashire mill town, and that she wanted to buy a retreat for herself, where she can relax and be among friends.

The property, listed as being possibly the UK's cheapest house, by no less an authority on such matters than The Daily Mail is in need of extensive renovation and refurbishment , but it is within easy walking distance of Scott Park, which conveniently has some tennis courts.

Locals in the BNP biased town welcomed the prospect of Miss Sharapova moving to Burnley, even though she is Russian.

"At least she's not from Pakistan," one local halfwit remarked.

Sources close to Miss Sharapova today revealed that she plans to extend the modest terraced dwelling by constructing a £6 million underground complex underneath it.

"She's going to have an underground ballroom with chandeliers and that," one local explained. "Apparently she's been emailing some idiot down south called Martin Shuttlecock, and he's going to draw up the plans with a pencil, on the back of a fag packet. Seems he's a leading authority on underground extensions, and we think it'll help promote the town in a more positive light."

However, local BNP councillor, Ted Slocombe stated that he had reservations about Miss Sharapova moving to the town, but said that he thinks he can overcome his prejudices on account of Maria Sharapova being white, blonde, and in his own words: "Fit as a butcher's dog, and well worth pinning a tail on."*

*Translation - Good looking and sexually attractive.

[Steven.]

Originally Posted by WTAtennisfan15

http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.c...dline=s1i97901

Maria Sharapova To Buy £10,000 House In Burnley, Lancashire

Monday, 4 July 2011

Beaten Wimbledon Ladies Singles finalist, Maria Sharapova has been outed as the mystery buyer of a £10,000 terraced house, on Pritchard Street, in Burnley, Lancashire.

The property, listed as being possibly the UK's cheapest house, by no less an authority on such matters than The Daily Mail is in need of extensive renovation and refurbishment , but it is within easy walking distance of Scott Park, which conveniently has some tennis courts.

[s teddy]

Is that the source of the article lylux posted?

[Vodkapova]

Maria just hit 5 million fans on FB.

[Marilyn Monheaux]

Cool Beans.

[NewShoulderPlz.]

@brisbanetennis

Maria Sharapova will begin her 2012 season at the Brisbane International.

[Lachy]

Originally Posted by NewShoulderPlz.

@brisbanetennis

OH. MY. GOD. PLEASE.

[pedropt]

Cool