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Apr 16th, 2010, 04:53 PM
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Re: I bought Ana Ivanovic's racket and now I can't toss the ball.
i've been using Justine's old racket and i'm thinking of marrying a gay guy for a beard.
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Apr 16th, 2010, 04:58 PM
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Re: I bought Ana Ivanovic's racket and now I can't toss the ball.
I used Mary Pierce's old Yonex, but I blew out my ACL.
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Apr 16th, 2010, 05:03 PM
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Re: I bought Ana Ivanovic's racket and now I can't toss the ball.
I bought Radek's racket and suddenly I can screw up EVERY girl around me
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Apr 16th, 2010, 06:58 PM
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Re: I bought Ana Ivanovic's racket and now I can't toss the ball.
I bought Jelena's and now I either change or just flash my underwear in public. 
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Apr 16th, 2010, 07:12 PM
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Re: I bought Ana Ivanovic's racket and now I can't toss the ball.
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Apr 16th, 2010, 07:59 PM
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Re: I bought Ana Ivanovic's racket and now I can't toss the ball.
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Originally Posted by duhcity
Please help.
I used to use the Aero Pro (Nadal/Caro) but the racket couldn't push my tennis further.
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Same thing happened to me. I bought Justine's racquet ( Wilson Tour BLX) and now I keep getting my ass 'handed' to me.
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Apr 16th, 2010, 08:24 PM
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Re: I bought Ana Ivanovic's racket and now I can't toss the ball.
I bought Brie Whitehead's racquet.
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Apr 16th, 2010, 08:47 PM
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Re: I bought Ana Ivanovic's racket and now I can't toss the ball.
Quote:
Originally Posted by duhcity
Please help.
I used to use the Aero Pro (Nadal/Caro) but the racket couldn't push my tennis further.
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Me too 
I had Serena's before though. I was so much better then
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Apr 17th, 2010, 12:26 AM
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Re: I bought Ana Ivanovic's racket and now I can't toss the ball.
I bought Jelena Dokic's racket and now I only play tennis in December and January.
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Deep-hearted, pure, with scented dew still wet - One perfect rose.
I knew the language of the floweret;/'My fragile leaves,' it said, 'his heart enclose.'
Love long has taken for his amulet/One perfect rose.
Why is it no one ever sent me yet/One perfect limousine, do you suppose?
Ah no, it's always just my luck to get/One perfect rose.
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Apr 17th, 2010, 12:44 AM
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Re: I bought Ana Ivanovic's racket and now I can't toss the ball.
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Originally Posted by Vanity Bonfire
I bought Brie Whitehead's racquet.
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Yardsale?
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Apr 17th, 2010, 02:37 AM
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Re: I bought Ana Ivanovic's racket and now I can't toss the ball.
This is the funniest thread I've read in ages, Tennisforum's answer to the Three Wolves t-shirt phenomenon. Keep them coming...
By the way, I've started using Vera Zvonareva's racket, and I can't stop crying now.
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Apr 17th, 2010, 03:01 AM
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Re: I bought Ana Ivanovic's racket and now I can't toss the ball.
I bought Safin's old racket. It lasted a week and "fell apart".
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My tits started producing milk as soon as I saw this foine motherfucker.
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Apr 17th, 2010, 03:21 AM
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Foodwork
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Re: I bought Ana Ivanovic's racket and now I can't toss the ball.
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Originally Posted by duhcity
Please help.
I used to use the Aero Pro (Nadal/Caro) but the racket couldn't push my tennis further.
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Apr 17th, 2010, 03:40 AM
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Re: I bought Ana Ivanovic's racket and now I can't toss the ball.
I bought Venus' old racket, and for some strange reason, my forehand only works whenever I play on grass. ...the fuck is up with that?
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Apr 17th, 2010, 04:53 AM
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Re: I bought Ana Ivanovic's racket and now I can't toss the ball.
wow, these are awesome stories guys. As for me, I bought Elena Dementieva's racket and now my mom keeps following me around. What should I do? People told me to get Svetlana's racket instead, but I fear that I wouldn't be able to speak English anymore.
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