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Old Apr 16th, 2010, 05:53 PM   #16
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Re: I bought Ana Ivanovic's racket and now I can't toss the ball.

i've been using Justine's old racket and i'm thinking of marrying a gay guy for a beard.
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Old Apr 16th, 2010, 05:58 PM   #17
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Re: I bought Ana Ivanovic's racket and now I can't toss the ball.

I used Mary Pierce's old Yonex, but I blew out my ACL.
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Old Apr 16th, 2010, 06:03 PM   #18
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Re: I bought Ana Ivanovic's racket and now I can't toss the ball.

I bought Radek's racket and suddenly I can screw up EVERY girl around me
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Old Apr 16th, 2010, 07:58 PM   #19
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I bought Jelena's and now I either change or just flash my underwear in public.
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Old Apr 16th, 2010, 08:12 PM   #20
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Old Apr 16th, 2010, 08:59 PM   #21
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Re: I bought Ana Ivanovic's racket and now I can't toss the ball.

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Please help.
I used to use the Aero Pro (Nadal/Caro) but the racket couldn't push my tennis further.
Same thing happened to me. I bought Justine's racquet (Wilson Tour BLX) and now I keep getting my ass 'handed' to me.
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Old Apr 16th, 2010, 09:24 PM   #22
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Re: I bought Ana Ivanovic's racket and now I can't toss the ball.

I bought Brie Whitehead's racquet.
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Old Apr 16th, 2010, 09:47 PM   #23
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Re: I bought Ana Ivanovic's racket and now I can't toss the ball.

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Please help.
I used to use the Aero Pro (Nadal/Caro) but the racket couldn't push my tennis further.
Me too

I had Serena's before though. I was so much better then
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Old Apr 17th, 2010, 01:26 AM   #24
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Re: I bought Ana Ivanovic's racket and now I can't toss the ball.

I bought Jelena Dokic's racket and now I only play tennis in December and January.
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I bought Brie Whitehead's racquet.
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Re: I bought Ana Ivanovic's racket and now I can't toss the ball.

This is the funniest thread I've read in ages, Tennisforum's answer to the Three Wolves t-shirt phenomenon. Keep them coming...

By the way, I've started using Vera Zvonareva's racket, and I can't stop crying now.
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Old Apr 17th, 2010, 04:01 AM   #27
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I bought Safin's old racket. It lasted a week and "fell apart".
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Old Apr 17th, 2010, 04:21 AM   #28
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Old Apr 17th, 2010, 04:40 AM   #29
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Re: I bought Ana Ivanovic's racket and now I can't toss the ball.

I bought Venus' old racket, and for some strange reason, my forehand only works whenever I play on grass. ...the fuck is up with that?
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Old Apr 17th, 2010, 05:53 AM   #30
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Re: I bought Ana Ivanovic's racket and now I can't toss the ball.

wow, these are awesome stories guys. As for me, I bought Elena Dementieva's racket and now my mom keeps following me around. What should I do? People told me to get Svetlana's racket instead, but I fear that I wouldn't be able to speak English anymore.
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