Didn't really get any bribes in the last quarter; there was one student--a rather pleasant fellow, normally--who pleaded with me to change his grade because he'd only failed by about 4 or 5 percentage points...but he didn't actually try to influence me with any illicit offers.
This quarter, though, there's already been one guy--who scored FIFTEEN points below the minimum
--who tried to bribe me. The fact that he scored almost 80% on his last progress evaluation exam is a piece of damning evidence that he was capable of doing far better on the final. I can only guess as to whether he just drank all evening on the night prior to the final
...or just jerked off at some porno webpage...but he's a spoiled little prick, regardless, so his offer was even less tempting than it WOULD have been
Propaganda Director for the Olympic Slam Queen
aboard SS Dementieva
Ste. Kim, we didn't have you for long enough, but we appreciate what you gave us
Oops! My mistake; Dusty Butt is alive!