Okay,I began feeling slightly queasy while sitting on the throne about 2 hours ago,and was thankful to not have one of those rare,awkward moments when your body wants to defecate and vomit simultaneously.
As a rule,I don't vomit if I haven't done so within 6 hours of the onset of queasiness,so we'll see how this plays out...and if sleep will be possible.......I promise
not to come up with any posts that detail the consistency or shape of the puke,IF it comes forth.When I was a young child,the variety in cloud formations fascinated me...even those of bowel movements,sometimes...yet vomit never had any similar appeal to me
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aboard SS Dementieva
Ste. Kim, we didn't have you for long enough, but we appreciate what you gave us
2015, the year when we develop the technology to extract our petroleum deposits in the Gulf of Mexico and become a world power