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Old Apr 1st, 2013, 02:31 PM   #1047
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Re: The SS Dementieva, New Horizons

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Originally Posted by Alenyaa View Post
Anyone here?
Funny you should ask,Mikey.On one of the lower decks,we have a 100-meter straightaway crash simulator with a test car that's built for that very purpose.Elena thought that it would be a fun attraction for the children of many SSD short-term guests.Unfortunately,someone carelessly tossed a cigarette onto one of the crash-test dummies,and "he" caught fire and burned up before anyone noticed the small blaze and was able to put it out.Our supplier for crash-test dummies has informed us that it might take 3 WEEKS for maritime delivery...but our lovely Elena has an interim solution
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