Re: The SS Dementieva, New Horizons
Originally Posted by Alenyaa
Funny you should ask,Mikey
.On one of the lower decks,we have a 100-meter straightaway crash simulator with a test car that's built for that very purpose.Elena thought that it would be a fun attraction for the children of many SSD short-term guests.Unfortunately,someone carelessly tossed a cigarette onto one of the crash-test dummies,and "he" caught fire and burned up before anyone noticed the small blaze and was able to put it out.Our supplier for crash-test dummies has informed us that it might take 3 WEEKS for maritime delivery...but our lovely Elena has an interim solution
Propaganda Director for the Olympic Slam Queen
aboard SS Dementieva
Ste. Kim, we didn't have you for long enough, but we appreciate what you gave us
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