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PRESS RELEASES





Monsoon PR Update

Hello there! Just getting another layer of tan for photos for the competition.



As many of you have released, there has been a major absence in the competition thus far and I'm of course talking about the absence of last year's Bronze medalist and recipient of numerous awards, Ryan. I'm here to clear the air of any rumors or gossip that may be going on that Ryan doesn't care about the competition enough to make himself available. I'm here to say that's 100% true.

Ryan has recently made a trip to New York City, while on this trip, Ryan met with the protesters at Wall Street who are protesting the corporate fat cats who make their money off of the misery of the underclasses. As a future lawyer, Ryan is going to be a champion of justice to this very people! For the old, the young, the sick, and of course, the children! Ryan believes that the children are our future. Let's give a huge hand for Ryan!!



Also in this competition is my newest client, Egalite. He's quickly become the new fan favorite and it's no surprise. Flipping through his portfolio, I had myself perplexed at the feelings that emerged...




Obviously the feeling is contagious because he kicked the crap out of everyone's favorite popper popping party boy, VeeJJ. There's plenty more to come from Monsoon PR and from Ryan & Nick themselves so keep your eyes peeled and your hands above the desk!!

- Monsoon PR









After a long period of negotiations, pedropt is now working with delicatecutter, one of the most accomplished Suicide Tennis players of all time. The sometimes French, sometimes American, sometimes Citizen of the World poster is trying to claim the Mister TF title for the first time in his career.

“Not that I needed one, but I decided to hire pedropt has my publicist for this year’s competition. Bitch better do a good job”, delicatecutter said to the press.