O U No I'm UR Favourite Transgender Mermaid!
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Under the sea.
Re: Mister TF 2013.
PR: Hello TennisForum! It brings me great pleasure to introduce you to TennisForum's Mod that brings home the Canadian bacon and let's it SIZZLE! You know him, you love him, he's RYAN!!
Say hello to Ryan!
5 Basic Facts:
-I was born on May 20th, so I guess I'm a Taurus/kind of on the cusp for Gemini. Not a horoscope person, but I'm sure some of the weirdos who troll this board would enjoy knowing my "sign" and "personality".
-Im 24 years old.
-Born in Nova Scotia, Canada - have lived here most of my life. Would love to travel, but haven't had the chance to leave North America. Have traveled all across Canada, and to a bunch of places in the States - Missouri, North Carolina, Maine and Massachussets.
-Ottawa and Boston are my favourite cities in the world.
-I'm a huge sports fan; aside from tennis, my favourite sports are NBA (Clippers and Celtics fan), NFL (Dolphins and Saints), NHL (Senators), and all kinds of olympic sports.
Ryan having a good ol beer with soccer great, David Beckham.
5 Childhood Memories:
-My mom making homemade play-doh for me and my brothers, and eating some of it - every time.
-My nanny (grandmother) on my mom's side making me peanut butter balls every time we came to visit.
-Playing baseball, with my dad as the coach - a ton of fun.
-Losing an elementary school spelling bee to a dumbass girl, because I misspelled AUGUST of all words. I'm an awesome speller...it was so embarrassing.
-Seeing the Lion King in theatres about 10x. My parents were sick of taking me, so my uncle, then my aunt, then my grandmother took me.
Ryan challenged Kristen Stewart to a Kristen Stewart impersonation contest and won!
5 Teenage Memories:
-First time! Was with my girlfriend of over a year, in high school. It was great, we dated for 3 years. First time was to an All American Rejects song, sadly.
-I visited the Rogers Cup in Montreal in 2006, the first and only live tennis tournament I've been to. Saw Hingis reach the final, and lose to Ivanovic - who I hated then.
-Joining Sigma Chi - big part of my life, has given me lots of leadership and philanthropy opportunities.
-Starting my UnderGrad in Journalism.
-Breaking up with said 3-year girlfriend, because she cheated on me. Good memory because it was the kickstart of me sleeping with every girl I could, like a fuck spree, for about a year.
Ryan has "met" Camilla Belle.
Top 3 Adult Memories [So Far]:
-Finishing my undergrad, graduating near the top of my class.
-Moving OUT of my parents house, and getting my own class. Haven't looked back, its been great.
-Starting Law School - big accomplishment, very proud of myself blah blah blah.
....Think thats it.
From left to right, Joe Rogan, Jim from "The Office", Bill Gates, Ryan, Jonah Hill and Marky Mark Whalberg.
Top 3 Goals:
-Would like to visit each Grand Slam, live, at least once. Will require lots of saving and time management.
-Working for a big law firm, having a corner office, etc.
-Finding a (normal) girl, eventually getting married, having kids blah blah (you can pick kids names if you want).
Of all time - Hingis. Current - Woz, Ivanovic, Sharapova, Azarenka. Mens - Rafa, Novak, Raonic, Murray, Tsonga, Llodra.
Ryan got to meet his tennis idol, Martina Hingis at a club. Neither can recall the meeting but pics proved it happened.
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Nasty Legend Bedanova
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Last edited by $uricate : Feb 4th, 2013 at 09:05 PM.