Re: On the Concept of Irony w/ Continual Reference to Caro, the #1 Sunshine Queen
Originally Posted by Burisleif
I think you should repay this display of caring and affection by buying him an illustrated guide to dermatology and sexual health.
. That's a book that will draw him into a morose, addictive, and voyeuristic session that should last a few months, and prompt a few visits to high class clinics around Mexico. Nothing like a closeup of an ulcerated scrotum to send the shivers down your spine and off the the nearest room with a mirror and a lock on the door.
While I appreciate your creative suggestion
,my brother really can't speak Spanish to save his life,so he won't be coming here anytime soon.However,he's not terribly far from the Washington,D.C. area which,like San Fran,has a disproportionately high number of unmarried males...and the abundance of STDs which invariably accompany that stat...so I'm sure that he can find one of those clinics you referred to above
Au Revoir,mon cherie,Marion
;it's time to make some Marion-ettes with healthy buns
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