Well, another recounting of the hundreds and hundreds of wins from the invincible Goddess Dementieva or Darth Vika would be dull and too easy.
So let's go with one of the tour's more underappreciated talents.
Yes, this one:
The bane of FO winners, the Backhandless Babe, the Swedish Sweetheart, Johanna Larsson.
Miami, 2010, def. Na, 7-5, 6-7, 7-6
Dallas, 2011 def Halep because I got to experience the JoJo Mojo live and in person!!!!!
FO, 2011 def Ivanovic, 7-6, 0-6, 6-2
There have been others, but those are the best by far. Jo-La's only titles are in doubles.