Originally Posted by miffedmax
Okay. From now on to be a Vika fan you will be required to provide:
Two forms of ID, one of which must be a passport
Blood and tissue samples
A 5,000 word essay on why you want to be a Vika fan*
A ticket stub or autographed item from at least one Vika match
A handmade tribute to Vika, such as a sculpture of the AO trophy made of macaroni, or a tattoo of Vika on your butt
A photo of a Belorussian flag flying in front of your house/apartment with signed testaments from a neighbor (not related to you) that said flag flies every day
Signed testimonials from at least six certified Vika fans on TF that you are a true and honest Vika fan
*persons who are of limited English or Belorussian proficiency may substitute a musical composition or interpretive dance number honoring Vika for the essay requirement.
It's so hard being a fan of a successful player these days...
Anyone could accuse you of being an opportunistic, as if being a fan of a great player put you on a privileged, higher scale than the rest of the (lesser) fans.