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Old Oct 9th, 2012, 04:51 PM   #128
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Re: Where does Azarenka go from here?

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Originally Posted by miffedmax View Post
Okay. From now on to be a Vika fan you will be required to provide:

Two forms of ID, one of which must be a passport

Blood and tissue samples

A 5,000 word essay on why you want to be a Vika fan*

A ticket stub or autographed item from at least one Vika match

A handmade tribute to Vika, such as a sculpture of the AO trophy made of macaroni, or a tattoo of Vika on your butt

A photo of a Belorussian flag flying in front of your house/apartment with signed testaments from a neighbor (not related to you) that said flag flies every day

Signed testimonials from at least six certified Vika fans on TF that you are a true and honest Vika fan



*persons who are of limited English or Belorussian proficiency may substitute a musical composition or interpretive dance number honoring Vika for the essay requirement.


It's so hard being a fan of a successful player these days... Anyone could accuse you of being an opportunistic, as if being a fan of a great player put you on a privileged, higher scale than the rest of the (lesser) fans.
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