Where does Azarenka go from here?
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Oct 9th, 2012, 05:14 PM
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: NYC, USA
Re: Where does Azarenka go from here?
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Okay. From now on to be a Vika fan you will be required to provide:
Two forms of ID, one of which must be a passport
Blood and tissue samples
A 5,000 word essay on why you want to be a Vika fan*
A ticket stub or autographed item from at least one Vika match
A handmade tribute to Vika, such as a sculpture of the AO trophy made of macaroni, or a tattoo of Vika on your butt
A photo of a Belorussian flag flying in front of your house/apartment with signed testaments from a neighbor (not related to you) that said flag flies every day
Signed testimonials from at least six certified Vika fans on TF that you are a true and honest Vika fan
*persons who are of limited English or Belorussian proficiency may substitute a musical composition or interpretive dance number honoring Vika for the essay requirement.
The committee approves.
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