Re: You know you are an obsessed tennis fan when you..
All of the above, and...
you've actually cried because of your fave.
you look at pretty women who are not tennis players and think "she'd be cute if her thighs were a little meatier." (I expect the same might apply to guys, but I'm not sure).
you watch interviews with your faves in Russian/Czech/Swedish even though you don't speak any of those languages.
Pass the duct tape and super glue. Lena's done broke my heart one last time.
Onward my LOB! Lena (ret.) Vika Vee TOB Caro Alexa Sabs Wicki Kiri Vania BMS Ekat Andi H. Jo-La Lena V
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Elena Viatcheslavovna Dementieva--Eternal Goddess of the Divine Bangs