Re: You know you are an obsessed tennis fan when you..
- lock yourself into a dark room with pics of your favorite player to...'relax'.
- kiss your live-size poster of your fave every day in the morning and before going to bed.
- you're having thoughts about ways to get rid of your fave's boyfriend so you can start a wonderful relationship with her.
PS.: Neither of these statements apply to me. I swear.