Well,the most I could get out of Elena
was that she MIGHT do a mariachi-style dance for all of us just before midnight.As our bartender,una joya pura mexicana hidalguense
,could tell you,the actual Independence Day is tomorrow but we celebrate the night before.In her absence,though
,you have only a sorry pocho
like myself to tell you about our special day:
FREE DRINKS for all long-standing crewmembers tonight...and also free ass-whuppings from Lena if anyone gets out of hand with that
.Let's get this party going!VIVA MEXICO!!!!
Propaganda Director for the Olympic Slam Queen
aboard SS Dementieva
Still supporting Danish Sunshine
Semi-retired tennis fan praying for a Culture of Accountability from the Pathetic Enabler, the WTA
LOOK! It's CLEAR; Carousel is a LIE! You don't HAVE to die! You can LIVE; LIVE and GROW OLD!