Lorelai, Dean, Sookie, Lane were watching one group of Chilton kids perform a certain act of R & J;
in a prehistoric background, replete with grunting
'what's with all the grunting?'
'Luke will translate for us'
and...Brad, that poor boy, Tristin's 2nd, transferred schools
So Tristin's gone, and enter Liza as a Romeo, a shorter Romeo than Juliet