its an old classic but still funny:
Mickey Mouse comes home early one snowy winter day. He finds that someone has written something in the snow with piss. He calls the cops, disgusted.
After a short investigation, the officer said,"I have some bad news and some worse news"
"ugh, whats the bad news first" Mickey says.
"That is Goofy's urine. But it is Minnie's handwriting!!!"
"racism is dead, it died when MLK walked on a bridge and freed the slaves. Now we have a socialist Kenyan president who is not an American and if anyone mentions race they are a reverse racist (while racism is dead, reverse racism is alive and well.) #whattheyteachyouatfox