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Forum: General Messages   Jun 2nd, 2007, 02:44 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 1,238
Posted By controlfreak
Re: Caption Time: JuJu

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20070601/capt.rog19206011952.france_french_open_tennis_rog192.jpg

Justine Henin demostrates the new Adidas flat-chest-disguising PyroCake. Daniela has...
Forum: General Messages   May 4th, 2007, 05:22 PM
Replies: 44
Views: 1,228
Posted By controlfreak
Re: VOTE! Who is your favourite 'HO'?

I bet when Me-Ho and She-Ho meet, it always sounds like a bitchfight!
Forum: General Messages   Apr 26th, 2007, 11:07 PM
Replies: 30
Views: 908
Posted By controlfreak
Forum: Tennisforum.com Bug/Error Reporting and Questions   Apr 20th, 2007, 06:35 PM
Replies: 53
Views: 1,009
Posted By controlfreak
Re: why is everything centered?

:haha: what twit caused this latest screw-up by fiddling around with the stylesheets?
Forum: General Messages   Apr 16th, 2007, 11:38 AM
Replies: 13
Views: 511
Posted By controlfreak
Re: Martina Navratilova wins prestigious GLADD award for fighting homophobia in the media

There's homophobia and then there's Martinaphobia. She probably never realised there's a difference.
Forum: General Messages   Apr 15th, 2007, 12:45 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 690
Posted By controlfreak
Re: Caption Anabel

"Damn... it's still bleeding where I cut myself shaving this morning. Luckily we Spanish women are familiar with this problem."
Forum: General Messages   Apr 10th, 2007, 11:12 AM
Replies: 67
Views: 1,339
Posted By controlfreak
Re: Have you ever tried to implicate a pro's shot into your game?

I have certainly committed some crimes against tennis in my time. And some famous shots may well be implicated.
Forum: General Messages   Apr 10th, 2007, 11:08 AM
Replies: 68
Views: 3,140
Posted By controlfreak
Re: Elisabeth Shue - A new hope for American tennis?

I can't believe they didn't use the headline "Tennis Shue" :bigcry:
Forum: Tennisforum.com Bug/Error Reporting and Questions   Mar 30th, 2007, 12:05 PM
Replies: 54
Views: 1,444
Posted By controlfreak
Re: Weird things happening? Read here!

The site's background colour/image doesn't load in the red or blue skins (grey is currently working). Also everything seems to be slower than usual.
Forum: General Messages   Mar 18th, 2007, 08:34 PM
Replies: 78
Views: 2,687
Posted By controlfreak
Re: Who has a better chance to win a grand slam? Elena Dementieva or Daniela Hantuchova?

Well a Handtuch can be a small towel in German, so if you want to take some liberties with languages and spelling then yes, her name does mean handkerchief!

Daniela Handtuch-ova :drool:
Forum: General Messages   Mar 15th, 2007, 03:33 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 489
Posted By controlfreak
Re: Nastya Myskina's TV show is not about tennis.

When is she playing tennis again? I feel like a Serena fan :vomit:
Forum: Tennisforum.com Bug/Error Reporting and Questions   Mar 15th, 2007, 11:01 AM
Replies: 21
Views: 473
Posted By controlfreak
Re: What's The Deal With The Time-stamping On This Board!! It's Irritating!!

I propose we start a thread to monitor the time-stamping situation on this board! Everybody post your posting times! :p
Forum: General Messages   Mar 12th, 2007, 04:11 PM
Replies: 48
Views: 2,033
Posted By controlfreak
Re: Why can't Benesova play as good as she looks?

more like http://www.southernobserver.com/images/hoe.jpg
Forum: General Messages   Mar 12th, 2007, 04:09 PM
Replies: 141
Views: 9,725
Posted By controlfreak
Re: Misa Krajicek's new look is stunning!!(with Reebok dress and short haircut)

Cool! It's an 80s revolution! Located entirely within the confines of her head!
Forum: General Messages   Mar 12th, 2007, 03:39 PM
Replies: 80
Views: 2,932
Posted By controlfreak
Re: The relationship between Hingis and the William's Sisters

First we need to establish the relationship between Hingis and William. For example, if William is Hingis's uncle, then William's sisters are Hingis's aunts.
Forum: General Messages   Mar 10th, 2007, 06:18 PM
Replies: 43
Views: 807
Posted By controlfreak
Forum: General Messages   Feb 25th, 2007, 05:02 PM
Replies: 47
Views: 2,812
Posted By controlfreak
Re: Matt Cronin Mentioned WTA World

Matt Cronin is great! Oh no wait I was thinking of Robin Williams.
Forum: General Messages   Feb 24th, 2007, 12:58 AM
Replies: 65
Views: 3,156
Posted By controlfreak
Re: Caption Amélie & Jelena

JJ: "I just sharted.... please.... take my shoe and throw it into the crowd to cause a diversion!"
Forum: General Messages   Feb 24th, 2007, 12:53 AM
Replies: 66
Views: 2,167
Posted By controlfreak
Re: Kuznetsova equals Roddick's record of 9 consecutive losses to the same player

At least Kuzy is good enough to have met Henin that many times in a relatively short time span. Which is more than a lot of players can claim.
Forum: General Messages   Feb 23rd, 2007, 11:27 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 654
Posted By controlfreak
Re: Caption: Alena Vesnina & Anna Chakvetadze

"You can call it unsporting but it worked for the Bryan twins..."
Forum: General Messages   Feb 21st, 2007, 02:45 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 639
Posted By controlfreak
Re: What will be Memphis final?

Two of these girls will definitely make Memphis Tennisy.
Forum: General Messages   Feb 20th, 2007, 01:26 AM
Replies: 123
Views: 4,059
Posted By controlfreak
Re: Clijsters rules out Roland Garros

Kim joins the long line of top players who have skipped RG in order to do better at Wimbledon :weirdo:
Forum: General Messages   Feb 18th, 2007, 02:32 PM
Replies: 46
Views: 1,075
Posted By controlfreak
Forum: General Messages   Feb 15th, 2007, 02:43 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 725
Posted By controlfreak
Re: Starting Kids out in Tennis: What advice do U have?

The lessons seem reasonable. You should ask if there is a discount for booking more lessons. Also find out if it is possible for them to switch coaches if they start to not like the first coach....
Forum: General Messages   Feb 15th, 2007, 02:26 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 830
Posted By controlfreak
Re: How do you know when a player you're watching is faking an injury?

The pain doesn't depend on whether you are winning or losing, it depends on whether you have a winning or losing attitude. You could be a set and 3-0 down, but if you have the belief that you can...
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