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Forum: General Messages   Jul 30th, 2013, 09:58 AM
Replies: 44
Views: 4,106
Posted By Pat Bateman
Re: Poor show by Steffi.....

No surprise...she's always been a selfish douche.
Forum: General Messages   Jul 1st, 2013, 08:11 AM
Replies: 558
Views: 63,701
Posted By Pat Bateman
Re: WTA Number 1'er party wta-live-40-love

This. Jen looked high as a kite
Forum: General Messages   Jun 23rd, 2013, 08:45 AM
Replies: 1,422
Views: 103,440
Posted By Pat Bateman
Re: Serena-Maria comments thread with some Azarenka thrown in (keep this civil)

Pretty sure the kids got involved when they found Aunty Ree sucking daddy's dingaling:tape:
Forum: General Messages   Jun 23rd, 2013, 07:32 AM
Replies: 1,422
Views: 103,440
Posted By Pat Bateman
Re: Serena-Maria comments thread with some Azarenka thrown in (keep this civil)

Masha and Serena = horrible people. But Masha has a point. Serena has no business slut shaming anybody while she herself is riding a married man.
Forum: General Messages   Jun 8th, 2013, 07:02 AM
Replies: 754
Views: 72,543
Posted By Pat Bateman
Re: Martina N.:"No. I don't want to see her get to 18."

:wavey: Don't let the door hit your ass on the way out, princess
Forum: General Messages   Jun 8th, 2013, 05:08 AM
Replies: 754
Views: 72,543
Posted By Pat Bateman
Re: Martina N.:"No. I don't want to see her get to 18."

:haha: You mean the pothead mother and the nutty shyster dad?:help:
Forum: General Messages   Jun 8th, 2013, 02:19 AM
Replies: 754
Views: 72,543
Posted By Pat Bateman
Re: Martina N.:"No. I don't want to see her get to 18."

"Oh well, time to get back to the hotel and get jiggy with the hot girl on my left" :bolt:
Forum: General Messages   Jun 8th, 2013, 12:56 AM
Replies: 754
Views: 72,543
Posted By Pat Bateman
Re: Martina N.:"No. I don't want to see her get to 18."

Martina has a beautiful, successful girlfriend and two gorgeous children. Who does Serena have? Her sleazy coach/gigolo? :lol:
Forum: General Messages   May 4th, 2013, 11:27 PM
Replies: 175
Views: 23,925
Posted By Pat Bateman
Re: Jimmy Connors Knocked Up Chris Evert and She Aborted Baby - Allegedly !

I don't think Chris could have sued his ass. She hasn't denied the abortion stuff, just that she's 'disappointed' etc,which is probably a huge understatement - you can bet she's pissed off big-time....
Forum: General Messages   Mar 9th, 2013, 08:39 AM
Replies: 76
Views: 5,976
Posted By Pat Bateman
Re: Venus should quit singles and play doubles with Legend Hingis

Why would Hingis play with Venus when she could get someone young and fit?
Forum: General Messages   Mar 9th, 2013, 08:26 AM
Replies: 206
Views: 16,646
Posted By Pat Bateman
Re: Jennifer Capriati Arrest Warrant Reportedly Sought

Uh, because not every woman wants to get married and have kids.:rolleyes: Many women enjoy the swinging single life - Jen is obviously one of them.
Forum: General Messages   Jan 25th, 2013, 11:02 AM
Replies: 588
Views: 52,154
Posted By Pat Bateman
Re: Azarenka is getting HAMMERED on Twitter right now

Holy shit, what the hell has Chrissie done to her face?:eek:
Forum: Doubles Forum   Jan 22nd, 2013, 09:59 AM
Replies: 9
Views: 764
Posted By Pat Bateman
Re: AO QF: Casey/Ash def. Pavs/Lucie 6-2 6-3

Well done Casey and Ash :woohoo:
Forum: General Messages   Jan 11th, 2013, 06:51 AM
Replies: 36
Views: 3,178
Posted By Pat Bateman
Re: Hingis, Navratilova to Play in Adelaide

I saw the matches live. The crowds were huge and really into the tennis. Both Martinas got huge ovations.

Hingis seemed to be striking the ball well. Martina N not so much - seemed bothered by the...
Forum: General Messages   Jan 1st, 2013, 08:48 AM
Replies: 122
Views: 8,228
Posted By Pat Bateman
Re: Brisbane R1: Sofia Arvidsson def. Samantha Stosur 7-6(4) / 7-5

Poor Sam :hug:

Still, she has more balls than sissyboy Rafa. Playing five weeks after surgery was always going to be difficult.
Forum: General Messages   Dec 11th, 2012, 09:42 AM
Replies: 50
Views: 10,728
Posted By Pat Bateman
Re: Who is your favourite Chris Evert Husband?

Best thread ever :worship::worship:
Forum: General Messages   Dec 8th, 2012, 08:40 AM
Replies: 162
Views: 29,200
Posted By Pat Bateman
Re: Why do tennis fans accept lesbian tennis stars yet no one in ATP out of closet?

Jim looks thrilled to be with her. I haven't seen body language like that since Serena met Shinto.
Forum: General Messages   Jul 1st, 2012, 10:48 PM
Replies: 64
Views: 6,967
Posted By Pat Bateman
Re: Chris Evert's list of fails

Epic fail there :facepalm:

But her marriages have been worse.
Forum: General Messages   Jul 1st, 2012, 10:43 PM
Replies: 96
Views: 9,233
Posted By Pat Bateman
Forum: General Messages   Jun 27th, 2012, 11:15 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 696
Posted By Pat Bateman
Forum: General Messages   Jun 25th, 2012, 09:14 AM
Replies: 56
Views: 5,850
Posted By Pat Bateman
Forum: General Messages   Jun 25th, 2012, 04:08 AM
Replies: 50
Views: 3,676
Posted By Pat Bateman
Forum: General Messages   Jun 25th, 2012, 04:05 AM
Replies: 17
Views: 1,811
Posted By Pat Bateman
Re: Chair Umpire Assignments

No, I'm not overly interested in who the chair umpire is.

Why do you want to know?
Forum: General Messages   Jun 8th, 2012, 08:35 AM
Replies: 87
Views: 6,614
Posted By Pat Bateman
Re: Is Chrissy Biased toward Maria?

OMG, when did Chrissy get so fat? :eek:

http://sports.yahoo.com/tennis/photo/im:urn:newsml:sports.yahoo,getty:20050301:ten,photo,0c012e970a1e59548729f829317e43f2-getty-145873908:1

She looks...
Forum: General Messages   Jun 6th, 2012, 09:24 AM
Replies: 238
Views: 21,405
Posted By Pat Bateman
Re: Dominika Hingis: "It's hard to play against a man."

On the bright side, at least Dominika didn't say Sam played like "half a man" :p

But, yeah, not a particularly classy or original line. Hopefully this will fire Sam up.
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