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Forum: General Messages   Dec 20th, 2012, 05:39 PM
Replies: 50
Views: 12,160
Posted By Joan Rivers
Re: Who is your favourite Chris Evert Husband?

Hel! Long time no insult. I thought I was banned from here until they sent me a birthday message. They must be using my American birth certificate. My new Papua New Guinean one has me at 42 this...
Forum: General Messages   Nov 8th, 2009, 02:48 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 2,027
Posted By Joan Rivers
Re: Saw Nicole with Radek last night...

Sure, we are all laughing, but that girl cheering hasn't been seen since....
Forum: General Messages   Sep 21st, 2009, 05:27 PM
Replies: 161
Views: 7,493
Posted By Joan Rivers
Re: The definitive take on the Serena Williams' incident

Please! I don't know why that lineswoman got so scared. Serena came over and threatened to shove balls down her throat? Come on, it's just Serena. When Caster Semenya says it, then you get scared!
Forum: General Messages   Jul 1st, 2009, 11:29 PM
Replies: 51
Views: 3,299
Posted By Joan Rivers
Re: Anna Kournikova Gets Into Vegas Fight

What the article isn't mentioning is that Anna is in Vegas because she's working in Hooters there now. Don't come between a dancer at Hooters and the $5's tucked in her G string. This is what happens!
Forum: General Messages   Jul 1st, 2009, 11:18 PM
Replies: 481
Views: 21,780
Posted By Joan Rivers
Re: Richard's GF is too much

I like this broad. She's entertainment! She's wrapped in designer clothes and shouting inappropriately. Hell, she's me - but black and about 60 years younger!

I had a dream last night (must have...
Forum: General Messages   Jul 1st, 2009, 02:33 AM
Replies: 481
Views: 21,780
Posted By Joan Rivers
Re: Richard's GF is too much

I wonder what she sees in that millionaire alleged wife beater?!
Forum: General Messages   Jul 1st, 2009, 01:55 AM
Replies: 42
Views: 2,993
Posted By Joan Rivers
Re: Ouch! What a brave confession: 'Good looks are a factor.'

This is surprising people?! Outside the Williams and Maria no one knows who the hell these people are! The ones who people know are the ones who do photo shoots in bikinis and that's only because it...
Forum: General Messages   May 12th, 2009, 11:20 PM
Replies: 5,075
Views: 705,591
Posted By Joan Rivers
Re: Interesting Pics!!! Captions!!!! Vol 2

Shuai : "Hey watch how much you freakin spill! 97% of the bubbles has to go to the Federation!"
Forum: General Messages   May 12th, 2009, 11:15 PM
Replies: 5,075
Views: 705,591
Posted By Joan Rivers
Re: Interesting Pics!!! Captions!!!! Vol 2

Hey, someone tell Ula if she's gonna pad her bra, she needs to use more than a single paracetamol tablet in each cup!
Forum: General Messages   May 12th, 2009, 10:59 PM
Replies: 42
Views: 2,734
Posted By Joan Rivers
Re: Player with pet(s) thread

You're right kid, the real Dolce was given to me. Don't she look great now!
http://www.celebritysmackblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/27635pcn_plan09-698x1024.jpg
Forum: General Messages   Apr 22nd, 2009, 09:38 PM
Replies: 75
Views: 16,475
Posted By Joan Rivers
Re: BOMBSHELL: Steffi Graf and her husband Andre Agassi spotted in sex shop

I'm not shocked. The Grafs are long sex toy fans. Remember Heidi's twitching eyes in the players box all those years? Inbuilt panty vibrators. You always knew she was done when she sparked up the...
Forum: General Messages   Apr 22nd, 2009, 09:28 PM
Replies: 204
Views: 12,543
Posted By Joan Rivers
Re: Bs As $10K: Slater def. Paredes (transsexual player) 6-0 6-0, pics and video insi

This was her before the match, before having a quick shave after the warm up
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/__bFTqEhfNUk/RuTBQNvn2gI/AAAAAAAAANc/EfrjNh73fME/s400/agassi1.jpg
Forum: General Messages   Apr 22nd, 2009, 09:23 PM
Replies: 204
Views: 12,543
Posted By Joan Rivers
Re: Bs As $10K: Slater def. Paredes (transsexual player) 6-0 6-0, pics and video insi

http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs012.snc1/2919_1153493794713_1148716851_515887_2054340_n.jpg
What's she doing here? Douching in Gatorade?!
Forum: General Messages   Apr 13th, 2009, 03:43 PM
Replies: 41
Views: 1,721
Posted By Joan Rivers
Re: Seles - My Eating Binge Hell

I wish Monica well. So many people have eating disorders, it's such a shame. Some people use it for publicity though. Look at Kirstie Alley - she gained weight and she was a binge eater. She lost 10...
Forum: General Messages   Jul 27th, 2008, 03:03 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 1,510
Posted By Joan Rivers
Re: Capriati's brother now a lawyer

Well I don't have to be asked twice!
Yeah, that brief period on the men's tour - can we really count a mixed doubles with Jen out on some back row court at Wimbledon, a brief period on the men's...
Forum: General Messages   Jul 7th, 2008, 08:13 PM
Replies: 87
Views: 11,969
Posted By Joan Rivers
Re: Wimbledon: The Champions Ball [Post Pics!]

Cute kid. Is that mother in the background? She looks bitter.
Forum: Doubles Forum   Jul 5th, 2008, 08:21 PM
Replies: 107
Views: 7,670
Posted By Joan Rivers
Re: Congrats Venus/Serena on exposing the travesty that is women's doubles!

You got that right kid! Is Lisa overweight? Her favorite food is seconds! I swear, she even puts butter on a paracetamol!
Forum: General Messages   Jul 1st, 2008, 09:39 PM
Replies: 69
Views: 7,935
Posted By Joan Rivers
Re: What happened to Lisa Raymond

Kids, that ain't Lisa Raymond. It's Kirstie Alley taking part in her new reality show "Fat Tennis Player".
Forum: General Messages   Jun 11th, 2007, 01:15 AM
Replies: 25
Views: 1,314
Posted By Joan Rivers
Re: Last Flight out of Paris '07

Justine Henin leaves her hotel to go to the airport. As she gets in her car she hears someone choking and spluttering. It's Aravene Rezai.

Justine : Aravene, what is wrong?

*Aravene is on her...
Forum: General Messages   Jan 2nd, 2007, 09:06 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 381
Posted By Joan Rivers
Re: today i met a former federation cup player

Kid, I'm betting hundreds of people have met that girl over the years and therefore technically met a Fed Cup player. They just didn't know who the fuck she was!
Forum: General Messages   Nov 19th, 2006, 10:36 PM
Replies: 60
Views: 3,010
Posted By Joan Rivers
Re: Andrea Jaeger is now a nun

Good luck to Andrea. I know she and Chris Evert are still friends. Chris went to visit Andrea after her divorce was announced a few weeks ago. Chris was contemplating becoming a nun as she thought it...
Forum: General Messages   Nov 19th, 2006, 10:24 PM
Replies: 37
Views: 1,799
Posted By Joan Rivers
Re: Caption: Golovin & Pierce

Mary : "Tatiana. Your ass......it's gone!"

Tatiana : "Yeah it got handed to me on a plate in singles. Again."
Forum: General Messages   Nov 19th, 2006, 10:08 PM
Replies: 78
Views: 4,251
Posted By Joan Rivers
Re: Hingis pics in James Bond Premiere in Zurich

Nice to see Hingis pose with one of the movie's stars. I didn't realise Jaws from one of the old Bonds was making a comeback in this film!

http://jamesbond007.net/seconds/Requin1.jpg
Forum: General Messages   Nov 19th, 2006, 10:01 PM
Replies: 38
Views: 3,152
Posted By Joan Rivers
Re: Joan Rivers' open letter to Chris Evert

BUMP

Just an update kids - I saw Chrissie for the first time since my open letter. I was sitting in the stands of a charity tennis event today and she turned and saw me.....
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Forum: General Messages   Sep 10th, 2006, 01:55 AM
Replies: 176
Views: 7,672
Posted By Joan Rivers
Tracy Austin is having mulitple orgasms somewhere...

Tracy Austin is having mulitple orgasms somewhere right now.
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