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verdegreen Mar 4th, 2014 06:15 PM

WWW: JJ vs Caroaga Woznianska 6-0 0-6 1-4 - Can she break back?
 
Once upon a time, three to six years ago, there was a tennis queen named Empress. She ruled fair and squre, and she used to win what she had to win, volture what she could volture, and live a glamourous life in her castle. From time to time, she fed some peasants bagels and bredsticks to calm the tides of revolution.

But the times became dark for the Empress, she started losing what she had no busines losing, peasants she gave bagels - started give the bagels back...
One of those was a young girl named
Caroaga.
After she was given a bagel, she gave it right back, and continued to molest the Empres!
Can Empres strike back, stop the rebelion? And how in the first place did the rebelion start and spred so much!? Those are my questions! Is there hope? Maybe right now, at Indian Wells?

:help:

The reign...
2008 FED Cup EAZ Carpet 6-4 6-7 7-5
2008 French Open - Roland Garros R16 Clay 6-3 7-6(3)

2008 Wimbledon R32 Grass 2-6 6-4 6-2
2008 US Open R16 Hard 3-6 6-2 6-1
2009 WTA Championships SF Hard 6-2 6-2
2010 Indian Wells Masters F Hard 6-2 6-4

And then, the dark times.....
2011 Dubai SF Hard 5-7 3-6- (Turning point 1, led 5-2 40-0)
2011 Charleston SF Clay 4-6 4-6
2011 Rome Masters QF Clay 3-6 6-1 3-6

2011 Tokyo R16 Hard 6-2 4-6 0-6 (Turning point 2, led 6-2 4-1 or something)
2012 Australian Open R16 Hard 0-6 5-7
2012 Dubai SF Hard 2-6 6-2 0-6
2012 Stuttgart R32 Clay 3-6 0-1 Retired
2012 US Open R32 Hard 3-6 5-7
2012 Tokyo R32 Hard 2-6 5-7


Serve held, can she break back !? :bounce::bounce:
2014 Indian Wells Hard 6-3 6-1

Gues not...
2014 Indian Wells Hard 5-7 6-2 4-6

PS - when i wrote this i didn't do it in dicrediting tone against Woz and Aga(i like Woz actualy), just a sad tone, because of the fall of the Empress ;)

markhingis Mar 4th, 2014 06:23 PM

Re: WWW: JJ vs Caroaga Woznianska 6-0 0-6 0-3 - Can she break back?
 
can't see the scores she gave bagels to her "peasants"...

verdegreen Mar 4th, 2014 06:26 PM

Re: WWW: JJ vs Caroaga Woznianska 6-0 0-6 0-3 - Can she break back?
 
She led 6-0 in their H2H, that's a full bagel :D

Tennis Doctor Mar 4th, 2014 06:33 PM

Re: WWW: JJ vs Caroaga Woznianska 6-0 0-6 0-3 - Can she break back?
 
Yes please, no more royal fuckery and serve us some royal cuisine in the form of 60 61 now.


JJ Style! Mar 4th, 2014 06:39 PM

Re: WWW: JJ vs Caroaga Woznianska 6-0 0-6 0-3 - Can she break back?
 
Brilliant. :lol:
I dont know how JJ let these little weasels surpass her.:help: They were such perfect punchbag materials, her matchup against Wozzie was a surefire result, the matchup I always eagerly awaited.

King Halep Mar 4th, 2014 07:56 PM

Re: WWW: JJ vs Caroaga Woznianska 6-0 0-6 0-3 - Can she break back?
 

crystal ball Mar 4th, 2014 07:59 PM

Re: WWW: JJ vs Caroaga Woznianska 6-0 0-6 0-3 - Can she break back?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Careless. (Post 39488393)
Brilliant. :lol:
I dont know how JJ let these little weasels surpass her.:help: They were such perfect punchbag materials, her matchup against Wozzie was a surefire result, the matchup I always eagerly awaited.

The OP was humorous. No need to add nastiness to the thread.

Simugna Help Mar 4th, 2014 08:05 PM

Re: WWW: JJ vs Caroaga Woznianska 6-0 0-6 0-3 - Can she break back?
 
This is how Aga pictured Empress during her reign at #1. Clearly she knew the fall was coming and that she would reverse the H2H. :devil:


LightWarrior Mar 4th, 2014 08:06 PM

Re: WWW: JJ vs Caroaga Woznianska 6-0 0-6 0-3 - Can she break back?
 
Caro Woznia...Is this a joke ?

JJ Style! Mar 4th, 2014 08:30 PM

Re: WWW: JJ vs Caroaga Woznianska 6-0 0-6 0-3 - Can she break back?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by crystal ball (Post 39490529)
The OP was humorous. No need to add nastiness to the thread.

Of course. :kiss: It was in jest.
I like Aga and Wozzie, but the way tables have turned for Empress frustrates me. :o Her highness's never-ending implosions against these two is a sight to behold. :rolleyes:

samelvuo Mar 4th, 2014 08:34 PM

Re: WWW: JJ vs Caroaga Woznianska 6-0 0-6 0-3 - Can she break back?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Careless. (Post 39491633)
Of course. :kiss: It was in jest.
I like Aga and Wozzie, but the way tables have turned for Empress frustrates me. :o Her highness's never-ending implosions against these two is a sight to behold. :rolleyes:

Jankovic is no mental giant, accept it

latest example Jankovic vs Halep AO'14

verdegreen Mar 4th, 2014 08:48 PM

Re: WWW: JJ vs Caroaga Woznianska 6-0 0-6 0-3 - Can she break back?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by LightWarrior (Post 39490721)
Caro Woznia...Is this a joke ?

No, i am deadly serious lol :lol:

PS- i am still kidding, you know...:wavey:

Quote:

Originally Posted by samelvuo (Post 39491841)
Jankovic is no mental giant, accept it

latest example Jankovic vs Halep AO'14

Latest example Janković vs WTA tour - since 2003.:tape:

danieln1 Mar 12th, 2014 01:28 AM

Re: WWW: JJ vs Caroaga Woznianska 6-0 0-6 0-3 - Can she break back?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by aselto (Post 39490705)
This is how Aga pictured Empress during her reign at #1. Clearly she knew the fall was coming and that she would reverse the H2H. :devil:


Hopefully she'll repeat that tomorrow

toxina90 Mar 12th, 2014 01:49 AM

Re: WWW: JJ vs Caroaga Woznianska 6-0 0-6 0-3 - Can she break back?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Melange (Post 39490465)

The Empress' New Nose? :eek:

Proflyer98 Mar 12th, 2014 01:54 AM

Re: WWW: JJ vs Caroaga Woznianska 6-0 0-6 0-3 - Can she break back?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by @danieln1 (Post 39786538)
Hopefully she'll repeat that tomorrow

Plz I hope Jankovic routines Aga...


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