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Medina Apr 27th, 2008 04:36 AM

25 reasons to date a tennis player
 
:eek: my friend sent me this :o

1. Even when they're not scoring, they're in Love
2. They do it on more than one surface
3. They hit from any angle
4. They grunt when the action heats up
5. They're good with their hands
6. They do it with 2 or 4 people
7. They've got endurance to last 3 hours or longer
8. They wear tiny skirts for easy play
9. They know how to stroke it
10. They do it for unlimited minutes in many different positions
11. They like to be on top of their game
12. They enjoy getting hot and sweaty
13. They work the balls really well
14. They know how to take it up the middle
15. They play the court until they score
16. They use phrases like "cmon!" "lets go!" when the going gets rough, and the occasional "why can't u get it in?!"
17. They sometimes do it against a wall because its faster and harder
18. They know how to wrap a handle
19. They know where the sweet spot is
20. They don't want love..they want to score
21. If they find themselves in a deep hole they can slowly ease their way back out again
22. They love to hit it between the legs
23. If they can't get it in the first time, they always get a second chance
24. It doesn't matter how hard they can hit it, its the accuracy and consistency that conveys a good performance
25. They bend over in order to get ready to play

DutchieGirl Apr 27th, 2008 04:48 AM

Re: 25 reasons to date a tennis player
 
:lol:

kittyking Apr 27th, 2008 04:50 AM

Re: 25 reasons to date a tennis player
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Medina (Post 13029935)
:eek: my friend sent me this :o

1. Even when they're not scoring, they're in Love
2. They do it on more than one surface
3. They hit from any angle
4. They grunt when the action heats up
5. They're good with their hands
6. They do it with 2 or 4 people
7. They've got endurance to last 3 hours or longer
8. They wear tiny skirts for easy play
9. They know how to stroke it
10. They do it for unlimited minutes in many different positions
11. They like to be on top of their game
12. They enjoy getting hot and sweaty
13. They work the balls really well
14. They know how to take it up the middle
15. They play the court until they score
16. They use phrases like "cmon!" "lets go!" when the going gets rough, and the occasional "why can't u get it in?!"
17. They sometimes do it against a wall because its faster and harder
18. They know how to wrap a handle
19. They know where the sweet spot is
20. They don't want love..they want to score
21. If they find themselves in a deep hole they can slowly ease their way back out again
22. They love to hit it between the legs
23. If they can't get it in the first time, they always get a second chance
24. It doesn't matter how hard they can hit it, its the accuracy and consistency that conveys a good performance
25. They bend over in order to get ready to play

:lol:
And to the ones in bold.... :rolls:

Slutati Apr 27th, 2008 04:50 AM

Re: 25 reasons to date a tennis player
 
:spit:
Your friend is nasty.

mirzalover Apr 27th, 2008 04:55 AM

Re: 25 reasons to date a tennis player
 
This is a facebook group

Medina Apr 27th, 2008 04:57 AM

Re: 25 reasons to date a tennis player
 
i know, some of you may of heard of her (aussies)

Sabrina Xu actualy sent me this

kris719 Apr 27th, 2008 05:10 AM

Re: 25 reasons to date a tennis player
 
lol haha

drake3781 Apr 27th, 2008 05:41 AM

Re: 25 reasons to date a tennis player
 
Funny in a corny kind of way. :p

azza Apr 27th, 2008 06:05 AM

Re: 25 reasons to date a tennis player
 
24 was really stupid

Mattographer Apr 27th, 2008 08:13 AM

Re: 25 reasons to date a tennis player
 
So that means we're like umm... sex addicts? :p

Destiny Apr 27th, 2008 10:10 AM

Re: 25 reasons to date a tennis player
 
:lol:

Willam Apr 27th, 2008 02:48 PM

Re: 25 reasons to date a tennis player
 
:haha:

P_Fer Apr 27th, 2008 04:45 PM

Re: 25 reasons to date a tennis player
 
:lol::lol::D


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