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Sharapower Aug 5th, 2004 09:47 AM

The quote from a player wich made you laugh the most
 
I'll start with Serena "There's like 50 Russian players in the top ten"

And Marat Safin just after Russia won the Davis Cup "It's better than sex!"

Kelly Aug 5th, 2004 10:19 AM

lindsay davenport on being asked about a nike vest top she was wearing which haas wore in his match...the interview guy was going on and on about as if she was copying haas.....lindsays reply

"I couldnt give crap about tommy haas"

lol....i thought it was funny

Greenout Aug 5th, 2004 10:21 AM

Can't think of anything on the top of my head right now; but
Dokic, Patty and Serena always come up with howlers. :lol:

Hingis use to be the best one. The Boss and Dementieva
come up with funny unintentional howlers. Someone should
tell Justine that she should stop using the word "pleasure"
for sentences that usually use the word "enjoyment". :p

Chunchun Aug 5th, 2004 10:23 AM

Andy say about the Wimbi dinner after he lost the final this yr:

"I just want to know how long Maria Sharapova's skirt is going to be. Is it going to be short? Is it going to be long? I'm disappointed I won't get to see that. I might just sneak in and crash the party. I'll bring the beer man, let's go."

:lol: :lol: cutie andy :crazy:

Chunchun Aug 5th, 2004 10:26 AM

"Fighting For Pizza" speech by LenaD b4 the all-russi RG final

it's not so funny, but make me memorable

Chunchun Aug 5th, 2004 10:27 AM

Serena Williams: "I have large breasts..."

boggs570 Aug 5th, 2004 12:40 PM

Venus: I were in college we will be fighting for oddels(sp) of noddles but I'm fighting for Filet Mignon on her on the court (something like that).

!<blocparty>! Aug 5th, 2004 01:10 PM

Lindsay Davenport in a Amelia Island interview when asked what she thought about Kournikova's comment about Lindsay's serve not being that great:

"She can say what she wants, im in the semi's and she's in the hotel packing"

:haha:

azza Aug 5th, 2004 01:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by quasimodo
I'll start with Serena "There's like 50 Russian players in the top ten"

And Marat Safin just after Russia won the Davis Cup "It's better than sex!"

Serena :retard: wow American and Dumb :D

Marat :haha: :lol:

Mr_Molik Aug 5th, 2004 01:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Greenout
Can't think of anything on the top of my head right now; but
Dokic, Patty and Serena always come up with howlers. :lol:

Hingis use to be the best one. The Boss and Dementieva
come up with funny unintentional howlers. Someone should
tell Justine that she should stop using the word "pleasure"
for sentences that usually use the word "enjoyment". :p

can i just ask who the boss is plz :o :angel:

hollywood7172 Aug 5th, 2004 02:11 PM

not in exact words....

schnyder: you disgusting bitch (to conchita's face, at the net)
kournikova: I'm like an expensive menu...you can look but you can't afford
hingis: what rivarly? i win everytime. (when asked about kournikova/other players in the top ten)
capriati: it wasn't the volume so much..it was the decimals [sic: decibals] ( when asked about how monica's grunts affected her, san diego 2001)
capriati: can you ask the blimp to leave? it's bothering me (US open 2001)
venus: well, i went out there, i lost the match, i left the court. press conference ( when asked by a journalist "so what happened today?")
serena: i think i'm a hypochondriac--you know, someone who is always getting sick. yep, that's me. if you looked up the word "hypochondriac" in the dictionary it would say serena williams. ( wimbledon 2001, a hypochondriac is someone who always THINKS she is sick but is actually healthy)
seles: you mean like jim courier? *giggles* ( when asked if she should get a french boyfriend to teach her french. jim had a french "friend" at the time. i think seles apologized later)
karantancheva: i could kick her butt off the court! (referring to her upcoming match with sharapova. sharapova won)
henin-hardenne: i have no regrets. i live with what happened, completely. (referring to french open semi's 2003)

once again, these are NOT verbatim. but i tried my best to keep true to the speaker's intentions.

BTW, this is what a blimp is:

and i believe jennifer was complaining about a goodyear blimp.

kabuki Aug 5th, 2004 02:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hollywood7172
not in exact words....

capriati: it wasn't the volume so much..it was the decimals [sic: decibals] ( when asked about how monica's grunts affected her)

karantancheva: i could kick her butt off the court! (referring to her upcoming match with sharapova. sharapova won)

once again, these are NOT verbatim. but i tried my best to keep true to the speaker's intentions.

The Jen quote is from the US Open semi when she was 15, right?

And I believe Sesil said she would "kick her ass in." :lol:

hollywood7172 Aug 5th, 2004 02:22 PM

no, it was from san diego 2001...about monica's grunts.. that's why she was criticized for it, because by 2001 EVERYONE knew about monica's grunts.

i think sesil said "off"...not sure if she said "kick her ass off the court" or "kick her butt off the court".

kabuki Aug 5th, 2004 02:24 PM

[quote=hollywood7172]no, it was from san diego 2001...about monica's grunts.. that's why she was criticized for it, because by 2001 EVERYONE knew about monica's grunts.

eek. :eek:

casanovalover Aug 5th, 2004 02:26 PM

Patty about Conchita

"I don't understand how they could support a face like hers"

another after they gave kournikova a gold exempt

"who will they give it to next - Michael Jackson or Donald Duck?"


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