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Apr 27th, 2008 04:45 PM
P_Fer
Re: 25 reasons to date a tennis player

Apr 27th, 2008 02:48 PM
Antarctica
Re: 25 reasons to date a tennis player

Apr 27th, 2008 10:10 AM
Destiny
Re: 25 reasons to date a tennis player

Apr 27th, 2008 08:13 AM
Mateo Mathieu
Re: 25 reasons to date a tennis player

So that means we're like umm... sex addicts?
Apr 27th, 2008 06:05 AM
azza
Re: 25 reasons to date a tennis player

24 was really stupid
Apr 27th, 2008 05:41 AM
drake3781
Re: 25 reasons to date a tennis player

Funny in a corny kind of way.
Apr 27th, 2008 05:10 AM
kris719
Re: 25 reasons to date a tennis player

lol haha
Apr 27th, 2008 04:57 AM
Medina
Re: 25 reasons to date a tennis player

i know, some of you may of heard of her (aussies)

Sabrina Xu actualy sent me this
Apr 27th, 2008 04:55 AM
mirzalover
Re: 25 reasons to date a tennis player

This is a facebook group
Apr 27th, 2008 04:50 AM
Slutati
Re: 25 reasons to date a tennis player


Your friend is nasty.
Apr 27th, 2008 04:50 AM
kittyking
Re: 25 reasons to date a tennis player

Quote:
Originally Posted by Medina View Post
my friend sent me this

1. Even when they're not scoring, they're in Love
2. They do it on more than one surface
3. They hit from any angle
4. They grunt when the action heats up
5. They're good with their hands
6. They do it with 2 or 4 people
7. They've got endurance to last 3 hours or longer
8. They wear tiny skirts for easy play
9. They know how to stroke it
10. They do it for unlimited minutes in many different positions
11. They like to be on top of their game
12. They enjoy getting hot and sweaty
13. They work the balls really well
14. They know how to take it up the middle
15. They play the court until they score
16. They use phrases like "cmon!" "lets go!" when the going gets rough, and the occasional "why can't u get it in?!"
17. They sometimes do it against a wall because its faster and harder
18. They know how to wrap a handle
19. They know where the sweet spot is
20. They don't want love..they want to score
21. If they find themselves in a deep hole they can slowly ease their way back out again
22. They love to hit it between the legs
23. If they can't get it in the first time, they always get a second chance
24. It doesn't matter how hard they can hit it, its the accuracy and consistency that conveys a good performance
25. They bend over in order to get ready to play

And to the ones in bold....
Apr 27th, 2008 04:48 AM
DutchieGirl
Re: 25 reasons to date a tennis player

Apr 27th, 2008 04:36 AM
Medina
25 reasons to date a tennis player

my friend sent me this

1. Even when they're not scoring, they're in Love
2. They do it on more than one surface
3. They hit from any angle
4. They grunt when the action heats up
5. They're good with their hands
6. They do it with 2 or 4 people
7. They've got endurance to last 3 hours or longer
8. They wear tiny skirts for easy play
9. They know how to stroke it
10. They do it for unlimited minutes in many different positions
11. They like to be on top of their game
12. They enjoy getting hot and sweaty
13. They work the balls really well
14. They know how to take it up the middle
15. They play the court until they score
16. They use phrases like "cmon!" "lets go!" when the going gets rough, and the occasional "why can't u get it in?!"
17. They sometimes do it against a wall because its faster and harder
18. They know how to wrap a handle
19. They know where the sweet spot is
20. They don't want love..they want to score
21. If they find themselves in a deep hole they can slowly ease their way back out again
22. They love to hit it between the legs
23. If they can't get it in the first time, they always get a second chance
24. It doesn't matter how hard they can hit it, its the accuracy and consistency that conveys a good performance
25. They bend over in order to get ready to play

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