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A PamPoem

Posted Apr 24th, 2005 at 10:31 PM by Pamela Shriver
Shall I Compare thee George to a Summer's Day?
Thou art more elderly with frail bones:
Rough winds do shake the Darling Buds of May,
Which was a show w'Catherine Zeta Jones.

With thanks to Will Shakespeare.
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Long time no vowel!

Posted Apr 19th, 2005 at 07:52 AM by Pamela Shriver
Hey PamFans!

Sorry I've neglected my legions of fans lately. It's not that I don't care PamPeople!! <don't believe that negative spin doctoring in the press by Chrissie, trying to turn you all against me! It is not true that I am charging fans $500 an autograph and $310947103 a post on these boards!>

It's been kinda hectic here lately. George started to make coherent speech for the first time <since he was in On Her Majesty's Secret Service> and ickle George's...
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A Tale of Two Georges

Posted Mar 19th, 2005 at 08:16 AM by Pamela Shriver
What naughty boys my Georges have been this week.

First off, I caught ickle George using my Wimbledon doubles trophy as basketball, shooting hoops with it. Then I found puke down the side of the sofa. Ooo I told George Snr off for that.
I found stink bombs on my pammentary chair, someone had defaced my Giraffe oil paintings with moustaches, and the worst of all - my anti-frizz-PamFro hair serum had been replaced with superglue! I've had to go around with a bag on my head for...
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Oooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Posted Mar 12th, 2005 at 10:52 AM by Pamela Shriver

martinnnnnna cam e aroiund with some beers ehgehehehehehe!

why didd i never winaslama??!?!!?!?!>?!>?!?>! noooooooooooooooo t fair

whereererers sue barker she owes meeeeeee a pickle
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Another day in PamParadise....

Posted Mar 10th, 2005 at 02:54 PM by Pamela Shriver

Oo I'm busy today, fullfilling my World Giraffe Preservation Society committments. I had to give a vowelistic talk to the conference, quite a big gig there were at least 5 people there. And one even knew who I was! I told them about the time I got to the final of the US Open in 78, a point by point account. Went down very well. If you count snoring as a sign of positivity.

George and I fitted in a knock-about on our tennis court as well this morning. It went great until the...
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