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The Legion of Blondes Honors List

Posted Jun 9th, 2011 at 02:31 PM by

Just because I KNOW you are dying to know. Plus I just made this stuff up during the 2011 French Open, so now I'm going to keep it current. May take a while, but I hope to have it ready for Wimbledon.

Elena Dementieva

Title: Eternal Czarina and Commander-in-Chief

Honors:

Order of the Bangs, Third Class
Order of the Bangs, Second Class
Order of the Bangs, First Class

Patrick and Rocky Medal for Tennisness
Patrick and Rocky Medal for Tennisness with Bronze Ball
Patrick and Rocky Medal for Tennisness with Silver Ball
Patrick and Rocky Medal for Tennisness with Gold Ball
Patrick and Rocky Medal for Tennisness with Gold Ball and Diamonds

Bronze Yonex Visor of Honor
Silver Yonex Visor of Honor
Gold Yonex Visor of Honor

St. Mommy Vera Crossed Golden Rackets (This is, of course, the highest honor any member of the Legion of Blondes can recieve).

Venus Williams

Title: First Consul

Order of the Bangs, Third Class
Order of the Bangs, Second Class
Order of the Bangs, First Class

Patrick and Rocky Medal for Tennisness
Patrick and Rocky Medal for Tennisness with Bronze Ball
Patrick and Rocky Medal for Tennisness with Silver Ball
Patrick and Rocky Medal for Tennisness with Gold Ball
Patrick and Rocky Medal for Tennisness with Gold Ball and Diamonds

Bronze Yonex Visor of Honor
Silver Yonex Visor of Honor
Gold Yonex Visor of Honor

St. Mommy Oracene Crossed Silver Rackets

Viktoria Azarenka

Title: Consul

Order of the Bangs, Third Class
Order of the Bangs, Second Class


Patrick and Rocky Medal for Tennisness
Patrick and Rocky Medal for Tennisness with Bronze Ball
Patrick and Rocky Medal for Tennisness with Silver Ball


Bronze Yonex Visor of Honor

Maria "TOB" Sharapova

Title: TOB, Flogger of Peasantry

Order of the Bangs, Third Class
Order of the Bangs, Second Class
Order of the Bangs, First Class

Patrick and Rocky Medal for Tennisness
Patrick and Rocky Medal for Tennisness with Bronze Ball
Patrick and Rocky Medal for Tennisness with Silver Ball
Patrick and Rocky Medal for Tennisness with Gold Ball

Bronze Yonex Visor of Honor
Silver Yonex Visor of Honor

Alexa Glatch

Title: Decurion

Order of the Bangs, Third Class
Order of the Bangs, Second Class

Patrick and Rocky Medal for Tennisness

Caroline Wozniaki

Title: Centurion

Order of the Bangs, Third Class
Order of the Bangs, Second Class
Order of the Bangs, First Class

Patrick and Rocky Medal for Tennisness
Patrick and Rocky Medal for Tennisness with Bronze Ball
Patrick and Rocky Medal for Tennisness with Silver Ball


Bronze Yonex Visor of Honor


Sabine Lisicki

Title: Centurion

Order of the Bangs, Third Class
Order of the Bangs, Second Class
Order of the Bangs, First Class

Patrick and Rocky Medal for Tennisness

Vania King

Title: Centurion

Order of the Bangs, Third Class
Order of the Bangs, Second Class


Patrick and Rocky Medal for Tennisness
Patrick and Rocky Medal for Tennisness with Bronze Ball

Ekaterina Makarova

Title: Standard Bearer

Order of the Bangs, Third Class
Order of the Bangs, Second Class

Patrick and Rocky Medal for Tennisness

Andrea Hlavackova

Title: Decurion

Order of the Bangs, Third Class
Order of the Bangs, Second Class


Patrick and Rocky Medal for Tennisness
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