What naughty boys my Georges have been this week.
First off, I caught ickle George using my Wimbledon doubles trophy as basketball, shooting hoops with it. Then I found puke down the side of the sofa. Ooo I told George Snr off for that.
I found stink bombs on my pammentary chair, someone had defaced my Giraffe oil paintings with moustaches, and the worst of all - my anti-frizz-PamFro hair serum had been replaced with superglue! I've had to go around with a bag on my head for...