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Rejoice for You are Saved!

Posted Oct 23rd, 2006 at 05:50 AM by myxomatosis
The Jehovah's Witnesses came back to my house yesterday to give us another speech about why we're going straight to hell if we don't convert to the 'true' religion right away. They must really think we're a bunch of Godless heathens in my house since they keep coming back. I live in a student house though so maybe they're not that far off really.
All well, if I go to hell then I hope I burn well (a good rep. to anybody who can tell me what song that's from).

In other...
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Mission Somewhat Possible

Posted Oct 19th, 2006 at 10:46 PM by myxomatosis
Objective: To stay up all night writing a 10-page double-spaced research paper on post-WWII Albania's transition to communism.

Prior Research: none. Although I do have a bunch of books from the library! I haven't exactly looked at them yet though, and I'm functionally illiterate so this could be a problem.

Items Needed: coffee and my brain. Getting the coffee is not a problem. My brain may rebel.

Expected Results: essay complete. Or maybe not complete....
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I don't know, whatever.

Posted Oct 14th, 2006 at 03:44 AM by myxomatosis
I'm not going to lie, I'm very drunk right now.

Also, fuck school.

That's all!
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A Crafty Scheme

Posted Oct 8th, 2006 at 04:37 AM by myxomatosis
I am eeeevilly plotting to get enough v-cash to take over this whole board.
How deliciously villainous!

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Vote for Me! Or else!

Posted Oct 3rd, 2006 at 02:58 AM by myxomatosis
Earlier this year I formed my own political party and ran in the Canadian elections for Prime Minister. Unfortunately I lost by a slim margin to a cyborg named Stephen Harper, who is now our Prime Minister/Supreme Robot.
I would now like to announce my intention to run for office again. I will be entering the race for World Dictator 2007. If elected, I vow to lower taxes, improve healthcare, and also enslave all of humanity.
If that sounds like what you're looking for in a leader,...
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