drink drink drink drink.

Tomorrow I am going to watch tennis to my heart's content. And if my internet isn't working again, I may have to go on a mad property destroying spree. If you turn on the news and see that a bunch of mailboxes were killed by a crazed looking girl clutching a tennis racquet, that may or may not be me. In the more likely event that I'm too lazy to leave the house for such a spree, I'll probably just complain a lot and try to make people feel sorry for me. On such occasions, I try to convice people...

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The toast, it burns.

Today is Canada Day!
Like most good Canadians most of my knowledge of my vast and beautiful country comes from Heritage Moment commercials on TV. I think the government puts them on but who knows.
Here's an example of one of my favourites - Link! If you're ever in Canada, say 'Dr. I smell burnt toast' to someone. They'll probably start to laugh (I'm looking at you Rohin). You have to say it in an accent though, like on the video.

My internet was down all day today....

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A plague upon your household.

How weird would it be to get the plague? I can just imagine the conversation you would have with your doctor about it:

Dr: So yeah, it would appear you have come down with a bad case of plague.
You: uhhh, the plague as in the black death, bubonic variety? The one that killed millions of people in Medieval Europe?
Dr: Yeah.
You: People still get that?
Dr: Yeah. It's a really horrible and painful way to die.
You: I see.

According to...

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Brother, can you spare a dime?

This is just an entry for vCash.
I'm so ashamed! But how else am I supposed to get the money to fuel my drug/gambling/alcohol/expensive Italian sportscar addiction? I've already sold my good kidney. In the good old days, being a junkie wasn't just cheap, it was also encouraged! Only the cool kids drink whiskey out of a paper bag is what they would say.

This reminds me of a good article from the Onion.com. And the time it took me to search through the website for this article...

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I got you on my mind.

There is that saying that "you learn something new everyday". I think that's pretty nice so I tried to think of something I learned today but I couldn't come up with anything. Either the people around me aren't that bright or my brain is a gaping hole. I'm kinda hoping it's the former.

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