I have had a very interesting weekend.
-Pranged my mums car.
-Football match got cancelled, so I drank myself into a stupor.
Looking forward to getting to work and sorting my head out.
Here's a joke:
Grandpa is in a coma and Grandma is worried he is going to die. She says to her grandson,'You watch him while I prepare some food. Let me know if there are any changes in his condition.'
Shortly, Grandpa wakes up and says to his grandson,...