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Posted Dec 4th, 2005 at 09:10 AM by Dan the Assassin
You win some; you lose some. So easy to say, isnt it? Well, Shrewsbury Town's F.A Cup dream came and went yesterday. The chance to play one of the giants of the game is now a distant thought of the past.

The parrallels to life are quite evident. Why doesn't Little Miss Riding Hood recognise the person in the bed not to be her grandmother? Why does she have to ask so many god damn fucking questions? Sometimes asking questions can help you out; sometimes it causes more trouble.
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Posted Nov 29th, 2005 at 07:27 PM by Dan the Assassin
Just been working my ass off and enjoying it.
Also, have you ever wondered why abreviation is such a long word? And why is dyslexic such a hard word to spell? These are examples of many of the questions that float through my train of thought every day.
It's get really cold in England. Do people think there is any benefit in taking your coat off indoors? I mean, will you feel the benefit more of the warmth if you put your coat on just before you hit the cold wintery conditions. Do we...
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Posted Nov 22nd, 2005 at 07:08 PM by Dan the Assassin
So far this weeek I have been enjoying work.
Apart from that there is nothing more to report from planet Dan.
So, Here is a joke:

A guy walked into a bar. As he was ordering his first drink, he looked around and saw a guy down the end of the bar falling off his stool. He said to himself, 'Aw, man, this is disgusting, somebody oughta do something.'
He walked over and said, 'Hey buddy, let me give you a ride home.' He picked the drunk up and dragged...
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Posted Nov 20th, 2005 at 07:12 PM by Dan the Assassin
I have had a very interesting weekend.
-Pranged my mums car.
-Football match got cancelled, so I drank myself into a stupor.
Looking forward to getting to work and sorting my head out.

Here's a joke:
Grandpa is in a coma and Grandma is worried he is going to die. She says to her grandson,'You watch him while I prepare some food. Let me know if there are any changes in his condition.'
Shortly, Grandpa wakes up and says to his grandson,...
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