watched...

king kong today. it's one of the best movies i've seen for a while. it had everything...it was scary, thrilling, touching, and some parts were even funny to me

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another joke

A little boy wakes up three nights in a row when he hears a thumping sound coming from his parents' bedroom. Finally, one morning he goes to his mom and says, "Mommy, every night I hear you and daddy making noise and when I look in you're bouncing up and down on him."

His mom is taken by surprise and says. "Oh... well I'm bouncing on his stomach because he's fat and that makes him thin again."

The boy says, "That won't work."
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joke.

A young teenaged girl was a prostitute and, for obvious reasons, kept it a secret from her grandma. One day, the police raided a brothel and arrested a group of prostitutes, including the young girl. The prostitutes were instructed to line up in a straight line on the sidewalk. Well, who should be walking in the neighborhood, but little old Grandma. The young girl was frantic.

Sure enough, Grandma noticed her young granddaughter and asked curiously, "What are you lining up for,...

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winter holiday sucks so far. theres not much entertainment around and the worst thing is that i have to go work 15hrs/ week. but today i received a present that i really like

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rented two dvds today: war of the worlds and 40 yr old virgin.
war of the worlds was not as bad as i expected, but the 40 yr old virgin was not as funny as i expected

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