I don't think I had enough exlamation points in my title, so let me add a few more !!!!!!!!!!
OK, that's better.
I hate facebook. Hate it, hate it, hate it. Since I didn't even have it, I can't say this was a completely rational hate, but none the less - hate.
Well, my sister's been badgering me for months now to get it so I can view all her pics from school. Finally I felt bad and relented (she goes to school far away and I don't get to see her that often, hence the guilt in finally giving in)
I signed up for facebook 4 days ago. The only person I added as a friend is my sister. Yet SOMEHOW in those FOUR DAYS, I've received about 12 friend requests from people both at school and at home.
So my question is HOW??? Seriously, HOW?? Is there like some crazy psychic friend facebook network, where the second someone you know signs up you can just sense it in your mind and you drop whatever you're doing and rush over to the nearest computer to add them??
And now I'm even getting all these emails telling me so-and-so has tagged a photo of me. I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS!!!???
I will never update my facebook page. Never. It will always remain blank because I hate you facebook...YOU'RE RUINING MY LIFE!!
And yet...in my mind, I picture, one year from now, me somehow receiving an award for best facebook page ever. It's like in the movies where a character vows not to do something and then you cut to the next scene and they're doing that exact something
I HATE YOU FACEBOOK!!!!
(no seriously, I really hate facebook)