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Bram + Laura = love.

Posted Dec 4th, 2006 at 07:10 AM by

Well it's that time of year again.
I have 2 more essays due, plus a take-home exam.
I have an exam on the 8th, one on the 13th, one on the 18th and then two on the 22nd.

Now, you've probably all already guessed what my solution will be for dealing with this, but I guess I'll mention it anyway - vampirism.

That's right. This is the time of year when Laura morphs into a vampire.

I work best during the night, so I sleep all day and then stay up all night and study/write. It's worked for me other years, so why mess with a good thing? (plus I get to wear a really cool cape and pull the old coffin out of the attic). Besides, who needs to see sunlight anyway? Very overrated.

Of course, every year that I go into vampire mode, there seem to be a few complaints about random puncture marks on people's necks.
Look people, just because I have fangs doesn't give you the right to jump to any conclusions. I was born with them alright? It's a genetic thing and I'm quite sensitive about them actually

And that glass of red stuff I'm drinking all the time - it's tomato juice. Yeah.
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    Re: Bram + Laura = love.

    I hear that tomato juice can be very good for you. I'm not too sure how it might affect vampyres. Do you get a craving for celerey stalks and hot sauce and maybe a shot or two of vodka? Anyway live your life to the fullest I always say, just be careful what you do with the "empties" when you do finally get full, o.k.? It could be a little embarrassing for your Mom and fiends.

    Study as you need to, but prepare well, because you never know when some one might rat you out. Oh, and be sure to carry a couple handfuls of dirt from home in your pocket. It has magical healing powers. Oh and btw, you still have 9,999 random acts of kindness coming and you have to use them before the end of the year becase they do not roll over into the next year. So you better get to calling in favors.
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    Posted Dec 4th, 2006 at 07:35 AM by McQuest McQuest is offline
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    you ... a vampire
    i'm shocked

    Wish you the best in your exams and essays
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    Posted Dec 4th, 2006 at 01:21 PM by mc8114 mc8114 is offline
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    Yey, studying! Sounds like a lot of fun!
    And good luck for your exams.
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    Posted Dec 4th, 2006 at 02:17 PM by iine: iine: is offline
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    my favourite method of studying! burning the midnight oil
    good luck in the exams and essays
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    Posted Dec 4th, 2006 at 02:31 PM by shadowsecret shadowsecret is offline
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    Good luck with the exams Laura!

    Exams suck.
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    Posted Dec 4th, 2006 at 03:05 PM by SloKid SloKid is offline
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    Re: Bram + Laura = love.

    Now I finally know why most of the passengers on flights are drinking tomato juice: because they are all vampires

    Best of luck in your exams and essays
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    Posted Dec 4th, 2006 at 03:34 PM by FedExpress FedExpress is offline
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    Vampire Laura sounds cool
    Good luck with your essays and exams. I'm sure you will do well in them
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    Posted Dec 5th, 2006 at 08:13 PM by meggz_star meggz_star is offline
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    Re: Bram + Laura = love.

    Steve, Mercedes, Amy, Dee, Milan, Dennis and Chris:
    THANKS!!

    Also, since I'm already pale, really skinny and have very dark hair, I think I qualify as a kick-ass vampire. Also, there's that tomato juice thing. Yeah.
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    Posted Dec 6th, 2006 at 03:19 AM by myxomatosis myxomatosis is offline
 
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