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Nov 11th, 2003, 06:31 AM

Kim: "Let it go, Billie!"

Cam'ron Giles
Nov 11th, 2003, 06:33 AM
Billy..."well, if not the million dollars at least let me have the fucking ugly ass vase...:lol:

Cam'ron Giles
Nov 11th, 2003, 06:36 AM

Kim..."I told your old ass five time...I have a man"
Billie..."ok then, I will play him for you..."

Nov 11th, 2003, 06:42 AM
Kim: let go! dont make me hit an old woman!

BJK: are you gonna hit yourself?

Kim: no, im gonna hit Jenn!
-DUH! im gonna hit myself!

Brian Stewart
Nov 11th, 2003, 09:05 AM
"Kim, can I borrow this for a second? I drank way too much water before the ceremony."

Nov 11th, 2003, 09:12 AM
BJK: "regardless of what this trophy means, I hate it when you do the splits on court; it reminds me of my younger years:o "

Nov 11th, 2003, 09:37 AM
lmfoa you guys :haha::lol:

Nov 11th, 2003, 10:42 AM
Kim thinks: "Jesus, BJ, you could at least have shaved for the cermony!"

Nov 11th, 2003, 10:49 AM
Vase: Stop touching me :(

Nov 11th, 2003, 11:05 AM
Vase: Stop touching be bitches :mad: :(:(:(

Astro Jetson
Nov 11th, 2003, 01:29 PM
Kim: "Let's play a game Billy. You put on some dark glasses and you have to guess an object by only touching."

Billy Jean: "Sounds fun. Let's do it!"

Kim takes her trophee and Billy Jean starts touching.......

Billy Jean (growing red): "Kim, were you in my bedside table?" :o

Nov 11th, 2003, 02:36 PM
Did anyone else notice that Kim didn't kiss Billie the way she did everyone else? Billie looked like she was really looking forward to a kiss ;)

Nov 11th, 2003, 03:02 PM
<Billie Jean drops a quarter in the vase.>

Kim: "Thank you for giving to the United Way!"

Nov 11th, 2003, 05:54 PM
:lol: Funny stuff guys ;)

Nov 11th, 2003, 05:55 PM
Lol @ you all

Nov 11th, 2003, 05:58 PM
Billie: Kim would you mind if i just..umm.. held on to the vase for you for awhile..
Kim: That's okay, please.. Just give me back my vase..billie.. let go..

Nov 11th, 2003, 06:33 PM
Billie: Kim would you mind if i just..umm.. held on to the vase for you for awhile..
Kim: That's okay, please.. Just give me back my vase..billie.. let go..

:haha: :haha:
indeed the best one... :yeah:

Nov 11th, 2003, 06:44 PM
Kim "Stop!"
Billie "What"
Kim "If you get any closer I still wont kiss you!"

Nov 11th, 2003, 06:45 PM
lol good one!1

Nov 11th, 2003, 07:36 PM

BJK: Gimme the damn cup!

Kim: Oh can you make me, old bitch? lalalalalalalalala♪.

Nov 11th, 2003, 07:46 PM
Kim : Billie Jean, don't touch it or I'll spank your ass

BJK : Oh Kim, I don't mind you know :lol:

Nov 11th, 2003, 08:31 PM
Kim: "Alright, bitch, it's time to let go..."

Nov 12th, 2003, 03:08 AM
LMAO, great captions, guys :)

Nov 12th, 2003, 03:16 AM
KIm: bitch if you dont let go, ill sick my dog jenny on you!

Billy: ughhh, im not afraid of dogs

Kim: shes not a dog, shes my bitch

Nov 12th, 2003, 03:25 AM
Kim: (smiles) You can let go Billie.

Billie: You let go first, bitch.

(picks up on microphone)

Kim: Sick her my bitches

(Chanda, Jennifer, and Amelie come out and tear Billie to bits and pieces)

Kim: (Kim turns to microphone, looks at Billie, turns back) Anyways as I was saying....

Nov 12th, 2003, 03:28 AM

Kim: "Let it go, Billie!"


:lol: :lol: :lol:

god.. this was the first caption to a picture all year that literally made me laugh out loud

i can so picture her saying that too... and billy has that old cranky 70-year-old look on her face

Nov 12th, 2003, 03:45 AM
Lot's of bitches flying around in this thread :p

Nov 12th, 2003, 04:00 AM
big vase thing : :mad: stop touching me :bigcry: :mad: :o

Nov 12th, 2003, 04:07 AM
Billie: 'Kim, now for the bad news, we're all out of paper cups, you take this into the bathroom, give us a good sample and we'll take it to the testing lab in the morning.'

Nov 12th, 2003, 04:29 AM
Kim: i just emptied my bladder billy! can i still have the trophy though???

Nov 12th, 2003, 04:37 AM
BJK : I'm sorry Kim, but this year's winner won't get the trophy.

Kim : (smiles) How old are you again?

Martian Willow
Nov 12th, 2003, 05:31 AM
"...you can only have it if you promise not to bearhug me..." :)

Nov 12th, 2003, 06:14 AM

Nov 12th, 2003, 06:47 AM

Billy: im a man damnit, give me a kiss

Kim: here!! take the trophy TAKE IT!!! *runs away screaming* TAKKKKE IT!

Nov 12th, 2003, 08:01 AM
BJK: "this trophy was initially designed for bitch Jenny. I'm so relieved I'm giving it to yaaaa!!!"

Kim: "how nice...i can do another split for ya"

Nov 12th, 2003, 08:07 AM
KIM: Oh. Please BJK! Can I stuff Justine into this.

BJK: No. She's the new number 1, Sanex Hero
of the Year, RG champ, US Open Champ,
the new great WTA sportsperson fair play
award .........on second thought. Why that
little Punk!!! Go ahead Kim. Have fun!

Nov 12th, 2003, 08:16 AM
A mischievous smile plays across Kim Clijsters' face as a stunned Billy Jean King realises superglue was applied to the top of the vase.

Nov 12th, 2003, 08:27 AM
Billy: now here is the ...well ill be hoinest i was expecting Jennifer to win this thing, ya know...so i put some rat poisoning on the bottom, just in case she used this as a pitcher...

Kim: ohhhhh *shocked*

Billy: but since that little bitch injured herself , i think she did it on purpose, while she was creaming your ass, welll you know what happened afterwards, anywho just dont make anything with this, k sweety?

Kim: ok....i promise

Billy: now give me a biiiig hug and kiss, not on the cheek though, i have a sore there, on the mouth im afraid...

Kim: you know what, how bout' i just give the trophy to Jen instead, and you can kiss her, ok?

Billy: sounds good to me

Kim: ok, just a sec...now wheres her number...???

Nov 12th, 2003, 08:46 AM
BJK: "before I give you this trophy, promise me one thing....don't tell anybody that I asked the trainer to intentionally over stretch Jenny the bitch's leg during her untimely medical time out" :devil::evilgrin: