god.. this was the first caption to a picture all year that literally made me laugh out loud
i can so picture her saying that too... and billy has that old cranky 70-year-old look on her face
Nov 12th, 2003, 02:45 AM
Lot's of bitches flying around in this thread :p
Nov 12th, 2003, 03:00 AM
big vase thing : :mad: stop touching me :bigcry: :mad: :o
Nov 12th, 2003, 03:07 AM
Billie: 'Kim, now for the bad news, we're all out of paper cups, you take this into the bathroom, give us a good sample and we'll take it to the testing lab in the morning.'
Nov 12th, 2003, 03:29 AM
Kim: i just emptied my bladder billy! can i still have the trophy though???
Nov 12th, 2003, 03:37 AM
BJK : I'm sorry Kim, but this year's winner won't get the trophy.
Kim : (smiles) How old are you again?
Nov 12th, 2003, 04:31 AM
"...you can only have it if you promise not to bearhug me..." :)
Nov 12th, 2003, 05:14 AM
Nov 12th, 2003, 05:47 AM
Billy: im a man damnit, give me a kiss
Kim: here!! take the trophy TAKE IT!!! *runs away screaming* TAKKKKE IT!
Nov 12th, 2003, 07:01 AM
BJK: "this trophy was initially designed for bitch Jenny. I'm so relieved I'm giving it to yaaaa!!!"
Kim: "how nice...i can do another split for ya"
Nov 12th, 2003, 07:07 AM
KIM: Oh. Please BJK! Can I stuff Justine into this.
BJK: No. She's the new number 1, Sanex Hero
of the Year, RG champ, US Open Champ,
the new great WTA sportsperson fair play
award .........on second thought. Why that
little Punk!!! Go ahead Kim. Have fun!
Nov 12th, 2003, 07:16 AM
A mischievous smile plays across Kim Clijsters' face as a stunned Billy Jean King realises superglue was applied to the top of the vase.
Nov 12th, 2003, 07:27 AM
Billy: now here is the ...well ill be hoinest i was expecting Jennifer to win this thing, ya know...so i put some rat poisoning on the bottom, just in case she used this as a pitcher...
Kim: ohhhhh *shocked*
Billy: but since that little bitch injured herself , i think she did it on purpose, while she was creaming your ass, welll you know what happened afterwards, anywho just dont make anything with this, k sweety?
Kim: ok....i promise
Billy: now give me a biiiig hug and kiss, not on the cheek though, i have a sore there, on the mouth im afraid...
Kim: you know what, how bout' i just give the trophy to Jen instead, and you can kiss her, ok?
Billy: sounds good to me
Kim: ok, just a sec...now wheres her number...???
Nov 12th, 2003, 07:46 AM
BJK: "before I give you this trophy, promise me one thing....don't tell anybody that I asked the trainer to intentionally over stretch Jenny the bitch's leg during her untimely medical time out" :devil::evilgrin: