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TennisHack
Nov 11th, 2003, 06:31 AM
http://images.sportsline.com/u/ap/photos/LAS114111100_800x600.jpg

Kim: "Let it go, Billie!"

Cam'ron Giles
Nov 11th, 2003, 06:33 AM
Billy..."well, if not the million dollars at least let me have the fucking ugly ass vase...:lol:

Cam'ron Giles
Nov 11th, 2003, 06:36 AM
Or

Kim..."I told your old ass five time...I have a man"
Billie..."ok then, I will play him for you..."

Trish101
Nov 11th, 2003, 06:42 AM
Kim: let go! dont make me hit an old woman!

BJK: are you gonna hit yourself?

Kim: no, im gonna hit Jenn!
-DUH! im gonna hit myself!

Brian Stewart
Nov 11th, 2003, 09:05 AM
"Kim, can I borrow this for a second? I drank way too much water before the ceremony."

sunnysideup
Nov 11th, 2003, 09:12 AM
BJK: "regardless of what this trophy means, I hate it when you do the splits on court; it reminds me of my younger years:o "

icetrein
Nov 11th, 2003, 09:37 AM
lmfoa you guys :haha::lol:

fifiricci
Nov 11th, 2003, 10:42 AM
Kim thinks: "Jesus, BJ, you could at least have shaved for the cermony!"

azza
Nov 11th, 2003, 10:49 AM
Vase: Stop touching me :(

azza
Nov 11th, 2003, 11:05 AM
Vase: Stop touching be bitches :mad: :(:(:(

Astro Jetson
Nov 11th, 2003, 01:29 PM
Kim: "Let's play a game Billy. You put on some dark glasses and you have to guess an object by only touching."

Billy Jean: "Sounds fun. Let's do it!"

Kim takes her trophee and Billy Jean starts touching.......

Billy Jean (growing red): "Kim, were you in my bedside table?" :o

selesfan
Nov 11th, 2003, 02:36 PM
Did anyone else notice that Kim didn't kiss Billie the way she did everyone else? Billie looked like she was really looking forward to a kiss ;)

Spirit
Nov 11th, 2003, 03:02 PM
<Billie Jean drops a quarter in the vase.>

Kim: "Thank you for giving to the United Way!"

Hawk
Nov 11th, 2003, 05:54 PM
:lol: Funny stuff guys ;)

Elleke
Nov 11th, 2003, 05:55 PM
Lol @ you all

Justinefan
Nov 11th, 2003, 05:58 PM
Billie: Kim would you mind if i just..umm.. held on to the vase for you for awhile..
Kim: That's okay, please.. Just give me back my vase..billie.. let go..

Nica
Nov 11th, 2003, 06:33 PM
Billie: Kim would you mind if i just..umm.. held on to the vase for you for awhile..
Kim: That's okay, please.. Just give me back my vase..billie.. let go..

:haha: :haha:
indeed the best one... :yeah:

PointBlank
Nov 11th, 2003, 06:44 PM
Kim "Stop!"
Billie "What"
Kim "If you get any closer I still wont kiss you!"

Justinefan
Nov 11th, 2003, 06:45 PM
lol good one!1

Doraemon
Nov 11th, 2003, 07:36 PM
http://images.sportsline.com/u/ap/photos/LAS114111100_800x600.jpg


BJK: Gimme the damn cup!

Kim: Oh can you make me, old bitch? lalalalalalalalala♪.

Come-on-kim
Nov 11th, 2003, 07:46 PM
Kim : Billie Jean, don't touch it or I'll spank your ass

BJK : Oh Kim, I don't mind you know :lol:

LindsayRulez
Nov 11th, 2003, 08:31 PM
Kim: "Alright, bitch, it's time to let go..."

TennisHack
Nov 12th, 2003, 03:08 AM
LMAO, great captions, guys :)

Trish101
Nov 12th, 2003, 03:16 AM
KIm: bitch if you dont let go, ill sick my dog jenny on you!

Billy: ughhh, im not afraid of dogs

Kim: shes not a dog, shes my bitch

pReUrBrIyN
Nov 12th, 2003, 03:25 AM
Kim: (smiles) You can let go Billie.

Billie: You let go first, bitch.

(picks up on microphone)

Kim: Sick her my bitches

(Chanda, Jennifer, and Amelie come out and tear Billie to bits and pieces)

Kim: (Kim turns to microphone, looks at Billie, turns back) Anyways as I was saying....

j_dementieva27
Nov 12th, 2003, 03:28 AM
http://images.sportsline.com/u/ap/photos/LAS114111100_800x600.jpg

Kim: "Let it go, Billie!"

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

god.. this was the first caption to a picture all year that literally made me laugh out loud

i can so picture her saying that too... and billy has that old cranky 70-year-old look on her face

Hawk
Nov 12th, 2003, 03:45 AM
Lot's of bitches flying around in this thread :p

azza
Nov 12th, 2003, 04:00 AM
big vase thing : :mad: stop touching me :bigcry: :mad: :o

antonella
Nov 12th, 2003, 04:07 AM
Billie: 'Kim, now for the bad news, we're all out of paper cups, you take this into the bathroom, give us a good sample and we'll take it to the testing lab in the morning.'

Trish101
Nov 12th, 2003, 04:29 AM
Kim: i just emptied my bladder billy! can i still have the trophy though???

Harju.
Nov 12th, 2003, 04:37 AM
BJK : I'm sorry Kim, but this year's winner won't get the trophy.

Kim : (smiles) How old are you again?

Martian Willow
Nov 12th, 2003, 05:31 AM
"...you can only have it if you promise not to bearhug me..." :)

FanDeJen
Nov 12th, 2003, 06:14 AM
:lol:

Trish101
Nov 12th, 2003, 06:47 AM
hehehehe

Billy: im a man damnit, give me a kiss

Kim: here!! take the trophy TAKE IT!!! *runs away screaming* TAKKKKE IT!

sunnysideup
Nov 12th, 2003, 08:01 AM
BJK: "this trophy was initially designed for bitch Jenny. I'm so relieved I'm giving it to yaaaa!!!"

Kim: "how nice...i can do another split for ya"

Greenout
Nov 12th, 2003, 08:07 AM
KIM: Oh. Please BJK! Can I stuff Justine into this.

BJK: No. She's the new number 1, Sanex Hero
of the Year, RG champ, US Open Champ,
the new great WTA sportsperson fair play
award .........on second thought. Why that
little Punk!!! Go ahead Kim. Have fun!

moby
Nov 12th, 2003, 08:16 AM
A mischievous smile plays across Kim Clijsters' face as a stunned Billy Jean King realises superglue was applied to the top of the vase.

Trish101
Nov 12th, 2003, 08:27 AM
Billy: now here is the ...well ill be hoinest i was expecting Jennifer to win this thing, ya know...so i put some rat poisoning on the bottom, just in case she used this as a pitcher...

Kim: ohhhhh *shocked*

Billy: but since that little bitch injured herself , i think she did it on purpose, while she was creaming your ass, welll you know what happened afterwards, anywho just dont make anything with this, k sweety?

Kim: ok....i promise

Billy: now give me a biiiig hug and kiss, not on the cheek though, i have a sore there, on the mouth im afraid...

Kim: you know what, how bout' i just give the trophy to Jen instead, and you can kiss her, ok?

Billy: sounds good to me

Kim: ok, just a sec...now wheres her number...???

sunnysideup
Nov 12th, 2003, 08:46 AM
BJK: "before I give you this trophy, promise me one thing....don't tell anybody that I asked the trainer to intentionally over stretch Jenny the bitch's leg during her untimely medical time out" :devil::evilgrin: