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CanadianBoy21
Nov 10th, 2003, 01:43 AM
http://sports.yahoo.com/ten/photo?slug=las11111100147.wta_tennis_las111&prov=ap


I'm sure Jen is regretting she did not trip her ;)
:p


Billy is great though

jellybelly
Nov 10th, 2003, 01:44 AM
Billie: "why I only non-blonde here" ;)

bandabou
Nov 10th, 2003, 01:45 AM
That was the spirit...Martina N did it too! The others walked in so blandly! This is sports and you are all fellow sportswomen....should have shown some spirit.

PointBlank
Nov 10th, 2003, 01:50 AM
Billy "O, Im the MAN!".
emphises on the man :lol:

The rest "We Know"

Trish101
Nov 10th, 2003, 02:28 AM
Jenny: *god, ok, just smile, later i can tell her how i really feel, better yet, punch her* " hi Billy, thanks

Billy: no problem *oooh, shes not making the olympic team*

Jen *thats what she thinks* awww, hehehe

Davy: thanks billy, your the best, high five! *bitch, fucking bitch*

Billie: oooh! yeah! thats the spirit! *slutty backstabber*

Hingis: hey billie, nice to see you * ugh why am i here? what a boreee...i could be fucking...yuk* HIGH FIVE YEAH!

Billy: oooh thank you Marty, really means alot *not, slutty ughhh dont slap her dont slap her!, control, breatth*

Marty: hehehe. no problem hehehe *uuugh*

Navratilova: hey, ok lets go to that orgy tommorrow you up to it? *fag hag*

Billy: sorry, love to, but im doing a buffet charity, you understand! its for a good cause.

Nav: of course! *and she calls Jen fat? wow the nerve!*

ect ect...

Doraemon
Nov 10th, 2003, 02:35 AM
Jenny: *god, ok, just smile, later i can tell her how i really feel, better yet, punch her* " hi Billy, thanks

Billy: no problem *oooh, shes not making the olympic team*

Jen *thats what she thinks* awww, hehehe

Davy: thanks billy, your the best, high five! *bitch, fucking bitch*

Billie: oooh! yeah! thats the spirit! *slutty backstabber*

Hingis: hey billie, nice to see you * ugh why am i here? what a boreee...i could be fucking...yuk* HIGH FIVE YEAH!

Billy: oooh thank you Marty, really means alot *not, slutty ughhh dont slap her dont slap her!, control, breatth*

Marty: hehehe. no problem hehehe *uuugh*

Navratilova: hey, ok lets go to that orgy tommorrow you up to it? *fag hag*

Billy: sorry, love to, but im doing a buffet charity, you understand! its for a good cause.

Nav: of course! *and she calls Jen fat? wow the nerve!*

ect ect...

You cracked me up, Trish!!
Can you go on? :lol:

azza
Nov 10th, 2003, 02:45 AM
Jenny: *god, ok, just smile, later i can tell her how i really feel, better yet, punch her* " hi Billy, thanks

Billy: no problem *oooh, shes not making the olympic team*

Jen *thats what she thinks* awww, hehehe

Davy: thanks billy, your the best, high five! *bitch, fucking bitch*

Billie: oooh! yeah! thats the spirit! *slutty backstabber*

Hingis: hey billie, nice to see you * ugh why am i here? what a boreee...i could be fucking...yuk* HIGH FIVE YEAH!

Billy: oooh thank you Marty, really means alot *not, slutty ughhh dont slap her dont slap her!, control, breatth*

Marty: hehehe. no problem hehehe *uuugh*

Navratilova: hey, ok lets go to that orgy tommorrow you up to it? *fag hag*

Billy: sorry, love to, but im doing a buffet charity, you understand! its for a good cause.

Nav: of course! *and she calls Jen fat? wow the nerve!*

ect ect...
OMG: haha: :haha: especially

Billy: sorry, love to, but im doing a buffet charity, you understand! its for a good cause.

Nav: of course! *and she calls Jen fat? wow the nerve!*

Trish101
Nov 10th, 2003, 06:22 AM
lmao i know! i thought ^ that one was pretty swell too! hehehehe sometimes i surprise even me!

Trish101
Nov 10th, 2003, 06:32 AM
billy: Chrissy! how are you? oooh high five, high five! *if i have to high five another blonde bimbo, im gonna hurl* heheh thats the spirit, you go girl!

Chrissy: oops! hehe, ok hehe, haha! hehe! *bitch, ho, slut, ho, lez, ho, bitch...ugh, ho*

Billy: hehe lets do lunch!

Chrissy: yeahhh *lets not* hehe ill call you! oh haha, hehe, oh haha!

*billy straightenes her jacket, walks over to the front counter, picks up her chek*

Billy: bye girls! *yeah, they suck, they all suck...i could beat them all* see you all in 30 years! heheh BYE!

EVERYONE: bye! billy!

Jen: toodles! *im gonna kill her myself, if she doesnt die soon* hehehe *looks over at davy* awww isnt she JUST great? *not*

Davy: she just IS *yeah, IS being the word, fucking bitch*

Martina: BYE! *ughhh, waste of time, uuugh*

ect ect

earthcrystal
Nov 10th, 2003, 09:38 AM
Pretty swell? Now, I'm going to "hurl".

BJK spells her name Billie, not Billy.
Et cetera is abbreviated etc...not ect.
Guess English isn't your strong suit, eh?

I could go on, but I've wasted too much time on this juvenile crap all ready.

CanadianBoy21
Nov 10th, 2003, 06:56 PM
Pretty swell? Now, I'm going to "hurl".

BJK spells her name Billie, not Billy.
Et cetera is abbreviated etc...not ect.
Guess English isn't your strong suit, eh?

I could go on, but I've wasted too much time on this juvenile crap all ready.

aww, I did not know I would be corrected on a fucking women's tennis board. You are a joke. Usually I appreciate when someone corrects me, but not when no one(except u cares). Englis inn fakt Is ones of mine beast pards, sommetimes i to nod hawe timme, ore carring, too paie adengion off hov i spel,

Nemesis
Nov 10th, 2003, 09:43 PM
Billie coming in * what an array of wonderful, well-mannered, nice ladies *

Kim - why can't stand next to my friend Jen, Billie? :sad:
* slaps hand hard in her drive volley-style *
Billie - Ouch!!!

Justine - where's Serena, Billie? I wanted to hold hands with her ... :o
* slaps hand hard in her backhand style *
Billie - Ouch!!!

Jennifer - you're lucky I don't have to stand next to Vee, Billie!!! I'd look even more like the small teletubbie and I wouldn't have liked that :mad:
* snatches Billy's hand the way she snatches a McDonald hamburger *
Billie - Ouch!!!

Lindsay - thanks for putting me next to the dwarf and the teletubbie ... I look like a tree now ... :(
* slaps hand hard in her serve style *
Billie - Ouch!!!

Martina H - you said to me to wear a short skirt and something with a deep décolté ... But why aren't the others ... ? Oh I get you ... Perv!!! :fiery:
* presses Billie's hand on such a way it hurts bad, but not with real power *
Billie - Ouch!!!

Tracy - I feel old next to Martina, Billie ... :mad: Why weren't Monica and Steffi here?
* slaps hand hard in her volley style *
Billie - Ouch!!!

Martina N - I'm flattered, Tracy ... :hearts: Got something to do tonight?

Tracy - I didn't mean you ... :rolleyes:

Martina N - Oh, you bitch :fiery: Billie you got something to do tonight? ;)
* holds Billie's hand tenderfully *
Billie - Oooh, Martina .... Not now!

Chris - You made me look oldest by putting me at the end of the row and coming in later ... :mad:
* slaps hand really hard *
Billie - Ouch!!! Ouch!!!

Billie *whispering to the tour to the tour officials* - We are out of here. I don't belong in this group of haughty bitches!!!

All *in choir* - Goodbye Billie :lol: *singing* Ding Dong! The Witch is dead. Which old Witch? The Wicked Witch! Ding Dong! The Wicked Witch is dead.

Billie leaving the court * sobbing really hard * - BWEIIIIIIIIIII

jenny161185
Nov 10th, 2003, 10:18 PM
jen should have run out and floored BJK - bow that would have been an entrance. Lindsay looks great - Finally you have grown your hair!

Astro Jetson
Nov 10th, 2003, 10:48 PM
This pic tells it all. Some people clap more enthousiastic than others :hehehe: :
http://images.sportsline.com/u/gettyimages/photos/2693099RL217_WTA_Champs110923_1024x768.jpg

Diya
Nov 10th, 2003, 11:00 PM
The look on Jennifer's face in the last pic just says it all ! :tape:

Justinefan
Nov 11th, 2003, 04:24 AM
where do you guys get these pictures?
Jen should have taken her out!! Linds too!

Greenout
Nov 11th, 2003, 04:56 AM
Here's my caption for the second pic from Deuce
which features a very telling Jenn. :)


Kim: Yeah, thanks. The money isn't bad..heh.

Justine: BJK- she discovered the WTA. Still have
remember to suck up to her. Maybe get her
to write the forward to my next book. Like
John McEnroe....????

Jenn: Enjoy it while you can, if you know what I
mean. Better check your brakes on your
car and watch out for un ordered pizza
deliveries....LEGEND!!

Lindsay: It's like one bad episode of freaking
"Golden Girls" or something. heh.

Martina: She's kind of reminds me of an old lady
who cleaned our neighbors garden backyard
Sweet lady, always drooling, and talking
about her little cat.

Tracey: She's still feisty. Thank God we never have
to be in the same box doing tennis
commentary.

Martina N: Good times. Remember when there
was Rene Richards. Real women in
the WTA!!!!!!!

Chrissy: Have to remember to wash my hands. Heaven
knows where's BJK's hands have been. ugh..

AjdeNate!
Nov 11th, 2003, 05:15 AM
Offtopic: Hingis looks great in that 2nd pic! :eek:

treufreund
Nov 11th, 2003, 06:53 AM
capriati :rolleyes: :haha:

slice
Nov 11th, 2003, 07:01 AM
im suprised navrat and BJK arent an item. :rolleyes:

Spirit
Nov 11th, 2003, 01:46 PM
Kim: Yeah, thanks. The money isn't bad..heh.

Justine: BJK- she discovered the WTA. Still have
remember to suck up to her. Maybe get her
to write the forward to my next book. Like
John McEnroe....????

Jenn: Enjoy it while you can, if you know what I
mean. Better check your brakes on your
car and watch out for un ordered pizza
deliveries....LEGEND!!

Lindsay: It's like one bad episode of freaking
"Golden Girls" or something. heh.

Martina: She's kind of reminds me of an old lady
who cleaned our neighbors garden backyard
Sweet lady, always drooling, and talking
about her little cat.

Tracey: She's still feisty. Thank God we never have
to be in the same box doing tennis
commentary.

Martina N: Good times. Remember when there
was Rene Richards. Real women in
the WTA!!!!!!!

Chrissy: Have to remember to wash my hands. Heaven
knows where's BJK's hands have been. ugh..

I usually don't like long captions like this in which each person has to be given something to say or think, but I laughed at this one.

I am insanely curious to know how far back in the line the high fives started. Was it before Jen...or after? :tape:

Dizzy Miss Lizzy
Nov 11th, 2003, 02:00 PM
Lindsay - thanks for putting me next to the dwarf and the teletubbie ... I look like a tree now ... :(

:lol: :worship:

hollywood7172
Nov 11th, 2003, 02:26 PM
i don't have a caption, but i do have a question:

who's the guy with red hair wearing pearls??

hollywood7172
Nov 12th, 2003, 12:27 PM
are those shoes for real? does billie jean shop at the big and ugly men's store?

*abby*
Nov 12th, 2003, 03:32 PM
jennys just like "yeah wot a joke"

Trish101
Nov 12th, 2003, 04:50 PM
Jen: bitch, your on my list.

*abby*
Nov 12th, 2003, 06:56 PM
jenny-"what a BIG FAT joke!!!!!"

Trish101
Nov 13th, 2003, 08:57 PM
Jen: i am not happy, i am not happy at all.....what a joke!

DA FOREHAND
Nov 13th, 2003, 09:04 PM
:lol: :worship:

That was funny ....

Jenn to Lindsay "When is Billie Jean gonna waddle out here, I wanna make the Olympic team, I didn't come here to see Elton John!

Trish101
Nov 13th, 2003, 09:08 PM
HAHAHA^^ she looks SOOO like elton, then again, she probably gets makeup tips from him too...or is it the other way around?

jenny161185
Nov 13th, 2003, 09:26 PM
Lol at DA FOREHAND Jen was happy in the first piccos she thought Elton was a surprise performer - when he got closer she realised who he really was!

jd
Nov 14th, 2003, 01:45 PM
i don't have a caption, but i do have a question:

who's the guy with red hair wearing pearls??

Elton John, i guess.

Greenout
Nov 14th, 2003, 02:18 PM
:worship:



"Elton John"



ROTF!! Da Forehand, Good one!!!

DA FOREHAND
Nov 16th, 2003, 02:50 AM
I win I win!!!

Trish101
Nov 16th, 2003, 06:55 AM
hehehehe

hingis-seles
Nov 16th, 2003, 02:37 PM
Lindsay's boobs are sagging. She looks like someone's grandmother.

BJK looks like a transvestite.

No offense.