What would you like to hear players saying?

Vote ;)

How about "I lost today because I was shagging all night"

"It's OK to date a fan."

hmm I would love them to say

I'm giving you a million dollars just for being a great fan ;)

"griffin will you mar.."

Wait, that's not an option.

"I lost today because I was shagging all night" would be a howl - I think the closest we came was Grosjean or Clement (or one of the boys) complaining after a loss that the player next door kept him from sleeping because he was shagging loudly all night.

At least we the last one will never be said.

"I lost today because I had to get off the courts quickly for a shag." *waves hands, blows kisses, leaves the court.*