Why Does Everyone Love Pam Shriver?

I know I'm great but I still don't get why I'm worshipped so much.

I know I'm great but I still don't get why I'm worshipped so much.

Your hairstyle? Your forhand? Your single Gran Slam trophies? So many things...

Cause you look like Shirley Temple?

http://www.montgomerycollege.edu/news/photos/shirley%20temple.jpg


http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/770000/images/_774715_shriver300.jpg

I dont I cant stnad her - worst commentator I have the Tv on Mute - seems like an alright person though

'cause she is so damn nice :-)

its all about the Pam-fro...

Jay :D

Because she is *the* giraffe.

It's all about poultry: the flat-footed duck walk and the chicken-wing forehand! :lol:

Because Pam, you are a star. No one comes close to you. They can't reach you, you see? You're too tall.

As for your Pammentary, well, you have turned that into an art-form and continue to be the most astute person to talk over tennis, as well as being so damn funny.

Bottom line Pam, I'm jealous of George. I loves ya! YouRockz!

I know I'm great but I still don't get why I'm worshipped so much. I'll survey the 11 people who bought your autobiography. :p

Who?

:)

..Joe

It's the charity work you do.

Like George for instance.

Because we feel sorry for you/her?:confused:;)

because of baltimore.... i can't head ENOUGH about baltimore...

Because you're secretly having a relationship with my idol Billie Jean :D :worship:

Because... Pam... You a man! :worship: Oops! I mean "da man".

And you have the legendary ping pong serve! Martina Navratilova would be nothing without you!

Does everyone loves Pam Shriver???

Hmm...because maybe people feel sorry for a whiny biased commentator who never could win a singles slam.

:eek: :angel: :lol:

i don´t love you Pam!

Because you're secretly having a relationship with my idol Billie Jean :D :worship:

We are? Woah! That's news to me. I wouldn't say no, but Pam doesn't really like me. Personally I think she's jealous of all my singles titles. Especially the Slams. She's just a bitter old witch. And look at her anyway, she's married to some has-been who hangs onto former glories! I mean, why must some people always go on about what they did years ago? Can't they live in the now? So very sad. You never catch me going on about what I did when I was playing, what I achieved, the tour I formed all by myself, how everyone should worship me etc.

Pam and I just don't see eye-to-eye. There's too much of a height difference. But I'd be willing to stand on a box to ask her to play Fed Cup for me. Even with those ping-pong serves she has to be better than Alex Stevenson. And I could team her up with Martina, just like the old times.

I'll survey the 11 people who bought your autobiography

...But I was the one who bought all 11 copies...

...But I was the one who bought all 11 copies...


then actually 12 were bought and i actually got mine from ebay so i must rate as a HUGE fan cause i actually went seeking it out from various places to get a copy!

of course that also means someone else was getting rid of their copy! :sad:

one persons trash another persons fortune...i loved the book! :worship:

.... but I still don't get why I'm worshipped so much.


Um....neither do I. :scratch: :cuckoo:

BIATHCH!!! APPROPRIATIN' THE HAIRSTYLE!!! YOU'RE A THIN WHITE FONT BIATCH, NOT A SOUL FONT!!!:fiery:

then actually 12 were bought and i actually got mine from ebay so i must rate as a HUGE fan cause i actually went seeking it out from various places to get a copy!

of course that also means someone else was getting rid of their copy! :sad:

one persons trash another persons fortune...i loved the book! :worship: Only 10 ppl bought Nathalie_Tauziat's! :devil:

Honey, you are not even liked. It's that voice.

"Why Does Everyone Love Pam Shriver?"

Sounds like a TV show. :D
Getting any ideas Pam? ;)

Coz Pam is just too frickin HHHOOTTT!!!