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spiceboy
Oct 17th, 2003, 03:46 PM
http://www.iol.co.za/index.php?click_id=29&art_id=qw1066321441806B216&set_id=1

French judge handy with penal code
October 16 2003 at 06:24PM

Bordeaux, France - A French magistrate caught masturbating during a court session was locked up on Thursday and put under investigation, justice officials in the south-western city of Bordeaux said.

The head judge of the city's appeals court said "a penal inquiry ordered by the prosecutor of the republic is currently being carried out by the police" while a request for a psychiatric evaluation of the magistrate - who was not named - had been made.

He said the justice ministry had also been asked to temporarily suspend the magistrate while the matter was looked into.

According to La Charente Libre, a local newspaper who had a reporter in court at the time of the alleged offence, the magistrate had discreetly lifted up his ceremonial robe while a lawyer was presenting final arguments, undid his pants and "engaged in gestures that left nothing to the imagination". - Sapa-AFP

alexusjonesfan
Oct 17th, 2003, 03:50 PM
what are you, googling for masturbation news or something? :scratch:

spiceboy
Oct 17th, 2003, 03:54 PM
what are you, googling for masturbation news or something? :scratch:

sure honey, and move aside or I will mark u :devil:

alexusjonesfan
Oct 17th, 2003, 04:41 PM
sure honey, and move aside or I will mark u :devil:

I'm sure that'll be the next piece of masturbation news you post here :tape: <--- Notice the fully closed mouth

Colin B
Oct 17th, 2003, 04:49 PM
This is gross but back when we had the death penalty, there was one judge who had to change his trousers each time he passed the sentence because it got him so, erm....excited!
I've always been a bit suspicious of people who support capital punishment since I read that!

Mrs. Peel
Oct 17th, 2003, 05:11 PM
:o This makes me wonder a few things but I think I will keep :tape:

Cam'ron Giles
Oct 17th, 2003, 06:02 PM
I'm sure that'll be the next piece of masturbation news you post here :tape: <--- Notice the fully closed mouth


You close your mouth? :o <---- Notice the wide open mouth

spiceboy
Oct 17th, 2003, 06:06 PM
You close your mouth? :o <---- Notice the wide open mouth

:lol: :lol: :lol:

vs1
Oct 17th, 2003, 08:19 PM
Can he argue that he was doing it for health reasons?!?! :lol:

I'm all for masterbation!!! :bounce:

alexusjonesfan
Oct 17th, 2003, 10:54 PM
The head judge of the city's appeals court said "a penal inquiry ordered by the prosecutor

:haha:

I know, so Grade 3, but :haha: anyway :p

antonella
Oct 18th, 2003, 12:35 AM
He was 'spanking the Cheese Eating Surrender Monkey.' :)

Ted of Teds Tennis
Oct 18th, 2003, 04:26 AM
The head judge of the city's appeals court said "a penal inquiry ordered by the prosecutor of the republic is currently being carried out by the police"

Wouldn't a penile inquire be more appropriate? :rofl: :haha: :lol:

LostInThe80s
Oct 18th, 2003, 05:44 AM
rotflmao

King Satan
Oct 18th, 2003, 08:39 AM
man, this dude needs to get his jerk BEFORE work. don't know what's wrong wit dees peeps *shakes head*

azza
Oct 18th, 2003, 11:30 AM
:haha: :lol: :haha: :lol:

alexusjonesfan
Oct 18th, 2003, 04:05 PM
Why isn't this thread falling into the netherpages?

*bumps*

maratski
Oct 18th, 2003, 08:49 PM
I read about it too.

Strange ;)

Colin B
Oct 19th, 2003, 02:23 AM
the magistrate had discreetly lifted up his ceremonial robe while a lawyer was presenting final arguments, undid his pants and "engaged in gestures that left nothing to the imagination".
I suppose you could say he was 'court' in the act. ;)

decemberlove
Oct 19th, 2003, 05:08 AM
cant say i blame him :)

azza
Oct 19th, 2003, 06:22 AM
what are you, googling for masturbation news or something? :scratch:

:worship: :haha: :haha: :haha: :worship:

jenny161185
Oct 19th, 2003, 03:54 PM
legend!