View Full Version : Top 10 Excuses when caught sleeping at your desk

Oct 13th, 2003, 12:52 AM
10: "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."
9: "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to."
8: "Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-Out. You probably got here just in time!"
7: "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm."
6: "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."
5: "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Do you discriminate toward people who practice Yoga?"
4: "Dang! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."
3: "The coffee machine is broken..."
2: "Someone must have put decaf in the wrong pot..."
1: "...in Jesus' name, Amen."

Oct 13th, 2003, 06:10 AM

Oct 13th, 2003, 07:01 AM
11: "I WAS'NT sleeping on my desk.. I was just observing tiny-tiny bugs."

Oct 13th, 2003, 01:00 PM
1: "...in Jesus' name, Amen."

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