Caption This - Too Funny!!

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20030928/capt.xmh11009281715.cart_miami_xmh110.jpg

Real caption:
Grand Prix of the Americas second-place finisher Roberto Moreno of Mexico clowns around as he poses with two unidentified runners-ups for the Miss Grand Prix of the Americas, Sunday, Sept. 28, 2003, in Miami

"oh dear, left or right, left or right, argh, can't choose, both pairs look great..."

"where the heck is my nose"

hes having an um *cough*