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alexusjonesfan
Oct 9th, 2003, 04:38 PM
What would your name be?
How would you dress?
what would be your rates?
and what line would you use to pick up customers?
:confused:

KoOlMaNsEaN
Oct 9th, 2003, 04:42 PM
lmao!

alexusjonesfan
Oct 9th, 2003, 04:43 PM
lmao!

Answer the friggin question Steven! :p

Martian Willow
Oct 9th, 2003, 04:46 PM
... www.elite-company.com ... :)

Dizzy Miss Lizzy
Oct 9th, 2003, 04:48 PM
a Ho... ? :confused:

alexusjonesfan
Oct 9th, 2003, 04:50 PM
... www.elite-company.com ... :)

Willow, I do live in downtown Toronto...I don't need to use an international service :p

You should answer the question!

Here's mine-

Name: Shaquanda Brassiere
Appearance: 'From the docks' look replete with funny fish odour, sailor hat, trawling net pantyhose, fishing line belt and pvc jumpsuit :lick:
Rates: How much you got?
Tagline: Wanna get seasick together? :hearts:

alexusjonesfan
Oct 9th, 2003, 04:50 PM
a Ho... ? :confused:

slang for whore/prostitute ;)

CondiLicious
Oct 9th, 2003, 04:55 PM
My name would be Snowy Hotlegs

I'd dress in something like this:
http://www.somethingsexyplanet.com/cart/small/2451.jpg

And my rates would be B.O.G.O.F $1 000 per hour. I'm not too greedy.

alexusjonesfan
Oct 9th, 2003, 04:56 PM
My name would be Snowy Hotlegs

I'd dress in something like this:
http://www.somethingsexyplanet.com/cart/small/2451.jpg

And my rates would be B.O.G.O.F $1 000 per hour. I'm not too greedy.

I'd hit that...though I would have to leave discretely before you asked for the money:o

doloresc
Oct 9th, 2003, 04:56 PM
Name: Shaquanda Brassiere
Appearance: 'From the docks' look replete with funny fish odour, sailor hat, trawling net pantyhose, fishing line belt and pvc jumpsuit :lick:
Rates: How much you got?
Tagline: Wanna get seasick together? :hearts:

shaquanda? i feel really old now. in my era (the 60's), cool prostitute names where roxie and trixie. :o

alexusjonesfan
Oct 9th, 2003, 04:59 PM
shaquanda? i feel really old now. in my era (the 60's), cool prostitute names where roxie and trixie. :o

they still might be, I'm not well versed in Hoetymology :p

Dizzy Miss Lizzy
Oct 9th, 2003, 05:02 PM
slang for whore/prostitute ;)

:o ok, not really my area of expertise i'm afraid

alexusjonesfan
Oct 9th, 2003, 05:03 PM
:o ok, not really my area of expertise i'm afraid

are you sure about that? Have Camilla give you a few tips :D

Dizzy Miss Lizzy
Oct 9th, 2003, 05:06 PM
are you sure about that? Have Camilla give you a few tips :D

hmm, good idea. Too bad diana is dead. :sad: :o

alexusjonesfan
Oct 9th, 2003, 05:07 PM
hmm, good idea. Too bad diana is dead. :sad: :o

:haha: I see a roasting coming on :lol:

CondiLicious
Oct 9th, 2003, 05:40 PM
hmm, good idea. Too bad diana is dead. :sad: :o

yes cause you probably called MI6 personally and asked them to do away with her. :fiery:

:lol:

alexusjonesfan
Oct 9th, 2003, 05:42 PM
yes cause you probably called MI6 personally and asked them to do away with her. :fiery:

:lol:

btw, Diva, isn't the above picture an example of how you already dress? :tape:

CondiLicious
Oct 9th, 2003, 05:48 PM
btw, Diva, isn't the above picture an example of how you already dress? :tape:

http://www.btinternet.com/~hayley.jackson1/haywoeismecover.jpg
close... :lol:

Dizzy Miss Lizzy
Oct 9th, 2003, 05:49 PM
yes cause you probably called MI6 personally and asked them to do away with her. :fiery:

:lol:

OMG, how do you know? :eek: :tape:

Dizzy Miss Lizzy
Oct 9th, 2003, 05:51 PM
BTW, if i were a Ho, I'd probably call myself Trish Trash

alexusjonesfan
Oct 9th, 2003, 06:23 PM
BTW, if i were a Ho, I'd probably call myself Trish Trash

anyone remember Chris Cross? :lol:

KoOlMaNsEaN
Oct 9th, 2003, 06:41 PM
yes lol

alexusjonesfan
Oct 9th, 2003, 06:46 PM
yes lol

*dreams of the good old days*

mentos
Oct 9th, 2003, 07:13 PM
anyone remember Chris Cross? :lol:
Yes, I do.
If you get lost betwenn the moon and New York City
The best that you can do
The best that you can do
is ho your love

alexusjonesfan
Oct 10th, 2003, 12:05 AM
Yes, I do.
If you get lost betwenn the moon and New York City
The best that you can do
The best that you can do
is ho your love

:haha: you deserve a prize for that :aparty:

alexusjonesfan
Oct 10th, 2003, 12:40 AM
So nobody except DiVa MoNiCa SeLeS and I have given this any serious thought? :o

I guess we're in a pretty exclusive club then :ras:

Martian Willow
Oct 10th, 2003, 01:24 AM
...the link was my answer... :)

kku
Oct 10th, 2003, 01:43 AM
Name: Chandelier or Queen Diandrah.

Fashion: Fishnet stockings.

Rates: Depends. Flavoured condoms, leather, whip and dildo are a little extra.

Pick up-line: Ten dolla sucky sucky?

alexusjonesfan
Oct 10th, 2003, 01:45 AM
...the link was my answer... :)

so are you the 24 year old bisexual Italian available for Europe and the Middle East at 1750 Euros per day?:confused:

Can I get the Wtaworld member discount? :D

alexusjonesfan
Oct 10th, 2003, 01:45 AM
Pick up-line: Ten dolla sucky sucky?

I'd do ya! :D

Sam L
Oct 10th, 2003, 01:47 AM
Any good names for male hos?

alexusjonesfan
Oct 10th, 2003, 01:50 AM
Any good names for male hos?

dunno, how about Cold Mountain? :p

or Mount'an Do? Hanky McHose? or Sleeve Vacuumsen? or Billie Jean King..oh wait :o

kku
Oct 10th, 2003, 01:56 AM
Any good names for male hos?

How bout just 'Dick'? Or 'Ballbuster'? :lol:

kku
Oct 10th, 2003, 01:58 AM
I'd do ya! :D

Sorry. My services go to sexually depraved sorority chicks :(

And that offer was for my junior :(

alexusjonesfan
Oct 10th, 2003, 02:03 AM
Sorry. My services go to sexually depraved sorority chicks :(

And that offer was for my junior :(

Geez, it's not like I held out my hand with money in it...some people these days :o

You just try and be polite and compliment them on their ho name just like any well groomed polite individual would, and they go right back to rejecting you and arrogantly presume that your offer was serious :(

In my day, kku, prostitutes had CLASS!

kku
Oct 10th, 2003, 02:16 AM
Geez, it's not like I held out my hand with money in it...some people these days :o

You just try and be polite and compliment them on their ho name just like any well groomed polite individual would, and they go right back to rejecting you and arrogantly presume that your offer was serious :(

In my day, kku, prostitutes had CLASS!

why thank you :kiss:

For clarification, I obviously knew your offer wasn't serious. Maybe if you didn't take my comment so seriously, you'd realise I was joking as well.

alexusjonesfan
Oct 10th, 2003, 02:26 AM
why thank you :kiss:

For clarification, I obviously knew your offer wasn't serious. Maybe if you didn't take my comment so seriously, you'd realise I was joking as well.

Are you insinuating that I'm stupid? :mad: My girlfriend Queen Elisabeth will have that island of yours wiped off the map :fiery:

Willow has directed me to classier hoes, you're not needed after all :)

btw, don't tell my girlfriend about my exploits with Willow :tape:

Sam L
Oct 10th, 2003, 02:29 AM
dunno, how about Cold Mountain? :p

or Mount'an Do? Hanky McHose? or Sleeve Vacuumsen? or Billie Jean King..oh wait :o

I'll take Hanky McHose. Whatever that means. :lol:

alexusjonesfan
Oct 10th, 2003, 02:30 AM
I'll take Hanky McHose. Whatever that means. :lol:

Cold Mountain's my favourite :shrug:

~ The Leopard ~
Oct 10th, 2003, 10:38 AM
I love these gardening threads.

kku
Oct 10th, 2003, 10:57 AM
Are you insinuating that I'm stupid? :mad: My girlfriend Queen Elisabeth will have that island of yours wiped off the map :fiery:

Willow has directed me to classier hoes, you're not needed after all :)

btw, don't tell my girlfriend about my exploits with Willow :tape:

Gee, I dunno. Sounds like potential blackmail material, don't you think? ;)

Dizzy Miss Lizzy
Oct 10th, 2003, 01:43 PM
Are you insinuating that I'm stupid? :mad: My girlfriend Queen Elisabeth will have that island of yours wiped off the map :fiery:

Willow has directed me to classier hoes, you're not needed after all :)

btw, don't tell my girlfriend about my exploits with Willow :tape:

*sends troops to Australia*

And something tells me that Willow will be more interested in me then in you. :devil: :drool: ;)

alexusjonesfan
Oct 10th, 2003, 01:55 PM
*sends troops to Australia*

And something tells me that Willow will be more interested in me then in you. :devil: :drool: ;)

I've been discovered :sad:...Willow never really expressed any interest in me in the first place :(

Ballbuster
Oct 10th, 2003, 04:27 PM
I was once a male stripper. Never a Hoe. Very close to being one though. Couldn't get with monsters touching me.

My name was LowDown. Search the net. You just might find me.


Hey Trish, how much do you charge!

*JR*
Oct 10th, 2003, 04:45 PM
What would your name be?
How would you dress?
what would be your rates?
and what line would you use to pick up customers?
:confused:

Car Key Gurl
Depends on the day's stock trade results
Whatever my discount broker charges per trade
"Yuo're a student, right"?
:devil:

Dizzy Miss Lizzy
Oct 10th, 2003, 04:58 PM
I've been discovered :sad:...Willow never really expressed any interest in me in the first place :(

The Queen knows everything, you've got to learn to live with that. :devil:

alexusjonesfan
Oct 10th, 2003, 08:45 PM
The Queen knows everything, you've got to learn to live with that. :devil:

I'll never doubt you again :worship:

Now about that bank account you were going to give me access to? :hearts:

Dizzy Miss Lizzy
Oct 11th, 2003, 03:50 PM
I'll never doubt you again :worship:

Now about that bank account you were going to give me access to? :hearts:

You got it all wrong my dear. Sleeping with me results in a place on the throne. If you want access to the bank account, you'll have to sleep with Tony Blair. :tape: