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narcissus boy
Oct 3rd, 2003, 06:56 AM
Myskina
http://wtatour.com/assets/story_image/MyskinaMakeup100103.jpg

Kuznetsova
http://wtatour.com/assets/story_image/KuznetsovaPress100403.jpg

Henin
http://wtatour.com/assets/story_image/henin_thalgo.jpg

Gagliardi
http://www.manuela.com/manumanu.jpg

Schett
http://utenti.lycos.it/gits/schett1.jpg

narcissus boy
Oct 3rd, 2003, 06:57 AM
these are just some of the nominations, there are probably many others, please specify the player. thank you

Fantasy Season
Oct 3rd, 2003, 06:59 AM
Sveta, hands down.

dreamgoddess099
Oct 3rd, 2003, 07:17 AM
Gagliardi's grill is totally busted.

TM
Oct 3rd, 2003, 07:20 AM
well....define "worst teeth" ...

..myskina, that's the only downfall on her...i hate people who have gums bigger than their teeth.

....gagliardi scares me the most.'




...British Smiles anyone?

AsianPOWER!!!!
Oct 3rd, 2003, 07:23 AM
The teeth of Myskina are much the fright!! They are such a small green color!! It not her absence though not agreeable it to do the people of diversion!!

skanky~skanketta
Oct 3rd, 2003, 07:54 AM
Gross. Where's Henman?

CondiLicious
Oct 3rd, 2003, 07:55 AM
Any of the British players probably! If I was a tennis player I'd probably be in the Top 5 worse smiles... It's the Brit in me shining through!

RYNJ
Oct 3rd, 2003, 07:59 AM
yea tim, probably coz of tea

Trish101
Oct 3rd, 2003, 08:00 AM
Henin, when she tries to smile....yuk its nasty ....Jennifer has the best teeth though


worse

1) henin & co.

best

1) Jennifer Capriati

2) Anna Lournikova & Martina Hingis

yellow teeth

1) william sisters....

SerialKiller#69
Oct 3rd, 2003, 09:17 AM
Justine should bleach her teeth. Her teeth are perfectly aligned but she just needs to take more care of it.

Jennifer has the best teeth, I agree. Followed by yup, Martina and Anna.

Lindsayfan
Oct 3rd, 2003, 09:21 AM
Asa Svensoon has horrible teeth :o but i still luv her! ;)

SpikeyAidanm
Oct 3rd, 2003, 09:24 AM
You will never get a perfect set of brilliantly shined and polish teeth as Martina Hingis :)

fifiricci
Oct 3rd, 2003, 09:51 AM
Kim's got nice gnashers:

http://pro.corbis.com/images/watermark/67/14450331/UT0148543.jpg

slice
Oct 3rd, 2003, 09:55 AM
wuld u like us to take a photo of ur teeth and exhibit them here? no! so dont post theirs! :fiery:

fifiricci
Oct 3rd, 2003, 10:02 AM
http://wtatour.com/assets/story_image/MyskinaMakeup100103.jpg

If you look closely, I think a fan has coloured Myskina's teeth in with a marker pen ..............
:lol:

Rothes
Oct 3rd, 2003, 10:22 AM
wuld u like us to take a photo of ur teeth and exhibit them here? no! so dont post theirs! :fiery:

Have a sence of Humour :p :rolleyes:

(The Lady with Emmanuelle is called Emmanuelle :D ;) )

per4ever
Oct 3rd, 2003, 10:53 AM
myskina :eek: such small teeth!

narcissus boy
Oct 3rd, 2003, 01:05 PM
wuld u like us to take a photo of ur teeth and exhibit them here? no! so dont post theirs! :fiery:

I had braces for 2 years, and they're big, and they're white.

theheninfan
Oct 3rd, 2003, 01:28 PM
Justine's teeth aren't that bad. I've seen much worse.
http://www.justine-henin-hardenne.net/images/offcourt_35.jpg
http://www.justine-henin-hardenne.net/images/offcourt_55.jpg
Great photo of Kim and Justine's teeth. :)
http://www.justine-henin-hardenne.net/images/offcourt_53.jpg

Kart
Oct 3rd, 2003, 02:10 PM
wuld u like us to take a photo of ur teeth and exhibit them here? no! so dont post theirs! :fiery:

:yeah:

Kart
Oct 3rd, 2003, 02:10 PM
That said though, Tim Henman is fair game :angel:.

DA FOREHAND
Oct 3rd, 2003, 02:12 PM
Funny only one tennis player has a contract w/a toothpaste company....

selesfan
Oct 3rd, 2003, 02:38 PM
Funny only one tennis player has a contract w/a toothpaste company....

Yes, isn't it ;) and she has the best teeth in the WTA followed closely by her sister, honorable mentions to Lindsay and Jen.

Jen'sFan
Oct 3rd, 2003, 02:45 PM
i think Jen, Martina H and Serena have the best teeth...
someof these henin pictures are pretty scary...

Keith
Oct 3rd, 2003, 02:46 PM
Jen definitely has the greatest teeth. They are perfectly straight and whiter than anyone else's.

And on the Colgate box, they have a picture of Serena in the cat suit. Serena and Venus have nice teeth, but they aren't as white as Jen's.

Infiniti2001
Oct 3rd, 2003, 02:58 PM
yellow teeth

1) william sisters....

http://members.fortunecity.com/infinitiqx4/58140f00.jpg
http://members.fortunecity.com/infinitiqx4/55d30f50.jpg
http://members.fortunecity.com/infinitiqx4/040cafa0.jpg
http://members.fortunecity.com/infinitiqx4/06650400.jpg

gentenaire
Oct 3rd, 2003, 03:28 PM
Don't use brushed up pics to prove a player has white teeth, LOL!

And I think Myskina's teeth just look funny because she's wearing braces. Once those come off, her teeth will look better.

Justine hasn't got a nice smile, but it's got nothing to do with her teeth. Her teeth are fine.

CamilleVidann
Oct 3rd, 2003, 03:35 PM
Venus used to have real ugly teeth but she seems to have fixed them. I saw her wearing some metal geer around her teetch.

Ballbuster
Oct 3rd, 2003, 03:45 PM
Venus probably used to such her thumb, now her teeth are beautiful.

Infiniti2001
Oct 3rd, 2003, 03:54 PM
Don't use brushed up pics to prove a player has white teeth, LOL!

.

I don't know about the 2 middle pics, but I captured the 1st and last pics from my television... I don't think there was time for any brushing up :rolleyes: :eek: :tape:

CamilleVidann
Oct 3rd, 2003, 03:56 PM
Venus better not smile...... I mean she can now... but she used to make herself

Infiniti2001
Oct 3rd, 2003, 03:57 PM
Venus used to have real ugly teeth but she seems to have fixed them. I saw her wearing some metal geer around her teetch.

Venus wore braces, then retainers from 1997-1999.

gentenaire
Oct 3rd, 2003, 03:59 PM
I don't know about the 2 middle pics, but I captured the 1st and last pics from my television... I don't think there was time for any brushing up :rolleyes: :eek: :tape:

In the first pic, the lighting makes even their skin look white. The last pic isn't very clear. I'm not saying the Williams sisters have yellow teeth. I think Venus has a beautiful smile. I just think those pics aren't going to convince people who think they do have yellow teeth.

RYNJ
Oct 3rd, 2003, 05:24 PM
I think african americans have soem of the best looking teeth around...

TennisHack
Oct 3rd, 2003, 05:40 PM
I think Justine's teeth look weird because her lips are very very thin:

http://www.justine-henin-hardenne.net/images/offcourt_55.jpg

If she had fuller lips to cover some of her gumline, I don't think it would be quite as jolting.

Mrs. Peel
Oct 3rd, 2003, 05:42 PM
Sometimes Justine looks like she suffers from "yuckmouth" :o

Anyone here remember those public service announcements they would have during Saturday Morning Cartoons on ABC from the American Dental Association?

There was one "Don't be a Yuckmouth"

"I got some beef in my teeth and some chicken, too. Ouch! that's a cavity, hey that's new! So if you don't brush your teeth you'll be hurtin too...Don't be a yuckmouth!!!"

I think Myskina is exotically beautiful but that smile....good gugamugga! She's got gums for days!

Gagliardi is gorgeous but please don't flash the choppers! She looks like that zuni fetish doll that came to life and terrorized Barbara Hershey in that bad 70's movie, Trilogy of Terror...

Zuni Fetish Doll (http://www.retrocrush.com/monsters/71.html)

Mr. Man
Oct 3rd, 2003, 05:44 PM
I thought Emmanuelle fixed her teeth since that picture??

Ballbuster
Oct 3rd, 2003, 05:48 PM
^^^That does not look like a kissable face

Mr. Man
Oct 3rd, 2003, 05:49 PM
Yellow teeth? Venus and Serena! LMAO, that was lame Trish.

http://www.ntvmsnbc.com/news/102333.jpg

Pamela Shriver
Oct 3rd, 2003, 07:17 PM
Pffffft none of this lot have got ANYTHING on Ann Jones. <she won Wimbledon in 69 for those of you who don't know...Billie Jean King I'm talking to ya>

UDiTY
Oct 3rd, 2003, 09:35 PM
Uhh...gross pictures.

Myskina has weird little discolored teeth, she should have plastic surgery on her teeth. Get them capped or something. :cool:

Kuznetsova and henin just need to brush more, or use white strips. Gagliardi as well as many others...braces. :p

I guess some of these girls spent too much time when they were little paying attention to tennis and not to their teeth. :eek:

Albireo
Oct 3rd, 2003, 11:52 PM
Jesus. How repulsive can you get?

I'm not talking about the players or their teeth. I'm talking about the nasty, sick little fuckers here who find any reason possible to bash some player or other, usually to make their own favorites look better by comparison.

Worst teeth? Ugliest pets? Hairiest forearms? Where does it stop?

You know, if there was even a modicum of civility, class, and human decency here, it might just be possible that some player or other might deign to stop in and chat every once in a while. But why would they want to, when there's nothing but abuse and hateful opinion-mongering in evidence?

narcissus boy
Oct 4th, 2003, 12:07 AM
:yawn:

kournikovafan13
Oct 4th, 2003, 12:18 AM
Everyone can have bad teeth at times, it depends on the picture

For instance Nastya's teeth are not that disgusting green color in these pictures

http://www.sanexwtatour.com/assets/story_image/MyskinaPeace092602.jpg
http://www.sanexwtatour.com/assets/story_image/Myskina-AAH092203.jpg
http://www.wtatour.com/assets/story_image/MyskinaKidZone061603.jpg

Mister B
Oct 5th, 2003, 03:37 AM
I love Marti's teeth! They are great!

http://media.hingis.org/photos/hamburg2000/09_G.jpg

http://media.hingis.org/photos/zurich2000/05_G.jpg

http://media.hingis.org/photos/losangeles2000/07_G.jpg

Cybelle Darkholme
Oct 5th, 2003, 03:44 AM
Ugh.

AgassiGirl16
Oct 5th, 2003, 04:46 AM
Yuck! Myskina...ewww! Hingis' teeth are the best. :)

Infiniti2001
Oct 5th, 2003, 04:51 AM
Yuck! Myskina...ewww! Hingis' teeth are the best. :)

I'd sue the orthodontist if I were Hingis :tape: :eek:

Richie77
Oct 5th, 2003, 04:53 AM
I don't think Myskina's teeth are that bad.
Her problem is that she doesn't photograph very well from different angles...some look bad, others look very good.
She looks beautiful in the middle photo up there (where she's wearing the "Property of Nike Athletic" sweatshirt)

skanky~skanketta
Oct 6th, 2003, 09:41 AM
serena has awesome teeth. so does my darling andre!

i'm glad i wore braces. i used to have buck teeth cuz i sucked my thumb till i was 7!

Knizzle
Oct 6th, 2003, 10:04 AM
Hingis' teeth are straight. She has an overbite, but that's all. Her teeth are big and white like chiclets. V and S both had braces because their teeth were jagged. They have perfect smiles now though. I had braces for 3 years and I hated them.

salima
Oct 6th, 2003, 10:08 AM
worst teeth, here she goes again:
http://www.cs.uit.no/~espensk/kittelsen/sjotroll.gif

What counts is to bite when it is needed, and avoid to bite te dust
"Her gjelder det bite fra seg"

ilovemomo
Oct 6th, 2003, 10:16 AM
Justine's teeth aren't that bad. I've seen much worse.
http://www.justine-henin-hardenne.net/images/offcourt_35.jpg
http://www.justine-henin-hardenne.net/images/offcourt_55.jpg
Great photo of Kim and Justine's teeth. :)
http://www.justine-henin-hardenne.net/images/offcourt_53.jpg

OMFG KIM :hearts: SHE LOOKS GREAT :hearts:

tennisjam
Oct 6th, 2003, 11:47 AM
you really chose the right user's name..."narcissus boy"... :o ;)

the next thread is about the best/worst hair or something else? ;)

selesfan
Oct 6th, 2003, 02:10 PM
I'd sue the orthodontist if I were Hingis :tape: :eek:

:lol: She should be suing him instead of the shoe company. ;)