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Volcana
Oct 2nd, 2003, 10:25 PM
As a response to the new mandatory Tier I rule, Venus and Serena Williams, Kim Clijsters and Justine Henin=Hardenne have opted to leave the WTA, and start their own 'SuperStars' pro tennis tour. They'll pay at the majors, and the two weeks before each Slam event, would hold a round robin tournament between the four, with the two best records facing each other for $500,000 each week.

Spots for four other players are being considered, with Martina hingis chief among them.

Noted Hingis "it's would be a LOT less wear and tear on my ankles if I only played four months a year."

Other notables under consideration include Lindsay Davenport ("Gee, just two weeks and play the Slams? Call me after I have my first two kids. I could do this."), Amelie Mauresmo, Jennifer Capriati and Mary Pierce, if she's the Mary Pierce who won RG.

"We're practical". said Serena Williams, caught between takes of her next movie. "We want Anna, if she can just get her game together. We'd take over sports. We wouldn't just be stars. We'd be THE stars."

Said Jennifer Capriati as she went over the sales figures for her star spangled bodysuit. "They can take their mandatory Tier I's and f*ck themselves. We were gonna finance it ourselves, but Serena made thre phone calls and had ten million dollars lined up. Sh*t. The girl should give lessons."

bandabou
Oct 2nd, 2003, 11:31 PM
As a response to the new mandatory Tier I rule, Venus and Serena Williams, Kim Clijsters and Justine Henin=Hardenne have opted to leave the WTA, and start their own 'SuperStars' pro tennis tour. They'll pay at the majors, and the two weeks before each Slam event, would hold a round robin tournament between the four, with the two best records facing each other for $500,000 each week.

Spots for four other players are being considered, with Martina hingis chief among them.

Noted Hingis "it's would be a LOT less wear and tear on my ankles if I only played four months a year."

Other notables under consideration include Lindsay Davenport ("Gee, just two weeks and play the Slams? Call me after I have my first two kids. I could do this."), Amelie Mauresmo, Jennifer Capriati and Mary Pierce, if she's the Mary Pierce who won RG.

"We're practical". said Serena Williams, caught between takes of her next movie. "We want Anna, if she can just get her game together. We'd take over sports. We wouldn't just be stars. We'd be THE stars."

Said Jennifer Capriati as she went over the sales figures for her star spangled bodysuit. "They can take their mandatory Tier I's and f*ck themselves. We were gonna finance it ourselves, but Serena made thre phone calls and had ten million dollars lined up. Sh*t. The girl should give lessons."

:lol:

wongqks
Oct 2nd, 2003, 11:37 PM
:d

baseline ace
Oct 2nd, 2003, 11:40 PM
:haha: :haha:

Car Key Boi
Oct 3rd, 2003, 12:11 AM
As a response to the new mandatory Tier I rule, Venus and Serena Williams, Kim Clijsters and Justine Henin=Hardenne have opted to leave the WTA, and start their own 'SuperStars' pro tennis tour. They'll pay at the majors, and the two weeks before each Slam event, would hold a round robin tournament between the four, with the two best records facing each other for $500,000 each week.

Spots for four other players are being considered, with Martina hingis chief among them.

Noted Hingis "it's would be a LOT less wear and tear on my ankles if I only played four months a year."

Other notables under consideration include Lindsay Davenport ("Gee, just two weeks and play the Slams? Call me after I have my first two kids. I could do this."), Amelie Mauresmo, Jennifer Capriati and Mary Pierce, if she's the Mary Pierce who won RG.

"We're practical". said Serena Williams, caught between takes of her next movie. "We want Anna, if she can just get her game together. We'd take over sports. We wouldn't just be stars. We'd be THE stars."

Said Jennifer Capriati as she went over the sales figures for her star spangled bodysuit. "They can take their mandatory Tier I's and f*ck themselves. We were gonna finance it ourselves, but Serena made thre phone calls and had ten million dollars lined up. Sh*t. The girl should give lessons."

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tennischick
Oct 3rd, 2003, 12:16 AM
CKB :eek: yuo're a riot :D :)

Volcana
Oct 3rd, 2003, 12:38 PM
hey, howe about a 'Blonde Russian' tour?

Sharpova, Zvonareva, Bovina and Dementieva could tour various coastal locations. Playing in bikinis!

Ryan
Oct 3rd, 2003, 12:52 PM
ROTF, Volcana that was great. A tour with only Venus, SErena, Henin, Kim, Hingis, Lindsay, Jennifer, and Amelie/Anna/Mary. :eek: They'd have so many sponsors and TV Deals it wouldn't be funny.

Lady
Oct 3rd, 2003, 06:19 PM
:haha:

Car Key Boi
Oct 3rd, 2003, 07:03 PM
hey, howe about a 'Blonde Russian' tour?

Sharpova, Zvonareva, Bovina and Dementieva could tour various coastal locations. Playing in bikinis!

yes baby! that's more like it, blonde chicks in bikinis! FUCK THE ROCK ON! :bounce:

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