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TM
Oct 2nd, 2003, 02:06 AM
http://www.ausopen.org/images/poster.jpg

CLICK HERE (http://www.ausopen.com.au/Powerpoint/Super%20Hero%20Pres.pps)

faboozadoo15
Oct 2nd, 2003, 02:13 AM
u got rep for exposing this lunacy... the link doesnt work for me though-- unless it loads really really slowly

Trish101
Oct 2nd, 2003, 02:19 AM
Why is Kim and not Jennifer up there? 2 time Aus Open champ mean ANYTHING to you aussies? ....boring poster with two ugly ass ladies...put my face up there and you might earn a profit!

adss
Oct 2nd, 2003, 02:20 AM
not a big fan of spandex on men

Trish101
Oct 2nd, 2003, 02:21 AM
hewitt looks remotely hot....oooh this anime crap is not so bad after all, does this poster come with the guys in no-pants????

TM
Oct 2nd, 2003, 02:22 AM
you must click on the link 'cos you'll LYMFAO!!! (even though it'll load very slowly...it's huge file but worth it)

Martian Willow
Oct 2nd, 2003, 02:25 AM
...and you need Powerpoint, right...? :confused:

TennisHack
Oct 2nd, 2003, 02:32 AM
Who's the guy on the end? I recognize all the others (Agassi, Potato, Serena, Kim) . . .

AjdeNate!
Oct 2nd, 2003, 02:38 AM
Oh my god.... :haha: :lol: :banana:
Better than Saturday cartoons as a kid!

faboozadoo15
Oct 2nd, 2003, 02:39 AM
federer

faboozadoo15
Oct 2nd, 2003, 02:39 AM
i wish monica was up there....

TennisHack
Oct 2nd, 2003, 02:40 AM
Yes, the link is a PowerPoint presentation.

Thanks, faboozadoo. I honestly didn't recognize him :eek:

alexusjonesfan
Oct 2nd, 2003, 02:42 AM
Srichapan: Spellbinding Humility?! :lol:

How'd he get stuck with that one? and funny how they had to slot the DIck into the forehand so they could give Mark Phillippoussis the serve...

Also, none of the women have even remotely cool superpowers :ras:

faboozadoo15
Oct 2nd, 2003, 02:42 AM
well he's my fav player-- so if i dont recognize him u know theres something up...

(fav guy player-- don't get nervous, selestials)

TM
Oct 2nd, 2003, 04:07 AM
they messed up rogi's hair....it's supposed to be a ponytail...

THIS IS FUNNY GUYS....I WONDER HOW 2004 OZ OPEN WILL BE LIKE ON TV....comic characters of the players flying across your screen on replays and slit.

Lisbeth
Oct 2nd, 2003, 04:29 AM
I know ... I saw that somewhere in print a day or so ago (ticketing guide maybe?) and was going what the ????

To all who are offended by omissions and inclusions of particular players, I wouldn't think that much thought went into it to be frank. Probably the last 5 players the "artist" had on file. Certainly it won't stop Aussies cheering Jennifer or anyone else.

UDiTY
Oct 2nd, 2003, 04:32 AM
Ha ha, this is soo funny!!! :lol:

But I think it's kinda cool too!!! :p

For those of you who can't open the powerpoint it's:

Lleyton-Blinding Speed
Serena-Intimidating Force
Andre-Bullet Like Return
Clijsters-Pushing the limit
Federer-Magical Raquetwork
Justine-Backhand Brilliance(looks kinda plump)
Roddick-Thunderbolt Forehand
Ferrero-Stinging Groundstrokes
Capriati-Burning Talent(looks really skinny, and not at all as buff as normal)
Philippoussis-Missle Like Return(as aposed to Agassi's Bullt like one...wtf?)
Venus-Amazing Agility
Paradon-Spellbinding Humility

If some people are having trouble and wanna see the pics...say so, and I'll post them as attachments. Ha ha, funny advertisement.

tennischick
Oct 2nd, 2003, 04:36 AM
LOL!!! this is hilarious!!! :D

TM
Oct 2nd, 2003, 04:38 AM
thank you ~\/enus~ , you're sweet.

haha...yah. some of the players who are skinny look very plump >>> JC. Justine & viceversa >>> Capriati. Kim.

alexusjonesfan
Oct 2nd, 2003, 04:39 AM
Ha ha, this is soo funny!!! :lol:

But I think it's kinda cool too!!! :p

For those of you who can't open the powerpoint it's:

Lleyton-Blinding Speed
Serena-Intimidating Force
Andre-Bullet Like Return
Clijsters-Pushing the limit
Federer-Magical Raquetwork
Justine-Backhand Brilliance(looks kinda plump)
Roddick-Thunderbolt Forehand
Ferrero-Stinging Groundstrokes
Capriati-Burning Talent(looks really skinny, and not at all as buff as normal)
Philippoussis-Missle Like Return(as aposed to Agassi's Bullt like one...wtf?)
Venus-Amazing Agility
Paradon-Spellbinding Humility

If some people are having trouble and wanna see the pics...say so, and I'll post them as attachments. Ha ha, funny advertisement.

wait, wasn't Philippoussis- Missile like serve?

Knizzle
Oct 2nd, 2003, 04:39 AM
Why do they have Serena with the catsuit on with that rag on her head making her look like Aunt Jemima??

UDiTY
Oct 2nd, 2003, 04:42 AM
wait, wasn't Philippoussis- Missile like serve?
No, that's why I thought it was weird... :confused:

TM
Oct 2nd, 2003, 04:49 AM
Why do they have Serena with the catsuit on with that rag on her head making her look like Aunt Jemima??


LoL! the catsuit looks perfect for this comix theme

"aunt jemima"

haha...i feel like pancake now....(runs downstairs searching for leftover pancakes from this morning)

Trish101
Oct 2nd, 2003, 05:24 AM
CAN YOU post attachments with all the pictures???? MY SLOW COMPUTER wont process....!! THANKS SWEETIE!

Brian Stewart
Oct 2nd, 2003, 05:55 AM
Will the players be given "costumes" to wear? Have the dressing rooms been reduced to the size of a phone booth? :p

"And a call goes out to the Mighty Heroes..."

vs1
Oct 2nd, 2003, 06:46 AM
:eek: :eek: :eek: :lol: :lol:

I'm in shock!!! :eek: :eek: Just utterly speechless...and that sure as hell doesn't happen often! You can ask Shaun!! :tape: :tape:

This is hilarious. It's borderline desperate. But I guess they are trying to make tennis more fun. But OMG!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: At least they have Babygirl looking hot...but they gave Lleyton bigger boobs than Serena!!! :mad: :lol: :lol: Poor Roger...what picture was the artist looking at when they drew Roger?!? :rolleyes: :lol:

vs1
Oct 2nd, 2003, 06:55 AM
OMG!!! :eek: :eek: Still in shock!!!

Just checked out that cheesy Powerpoint thing...

1. Justine kind of looks like the real thing
2. They gave Andy Roddick a WAY bigger package than the real thing!! :lol:
3. The image of Mark Philippoussis is actually quite hot! :lick: :lol:
4. They made Venus' head too big!!! :mad:
5. They made Paradorn white!! :rolleyes: :lol:

SpikeyAidanm
Oct 2nd, 2003, 07:39 AM
Henin-Hardenne looks really dull in that cartoon, as compared to the others..

Roddick :o His muscles don't fit his body :o

They got Ferrero's face completely wrong and his legs :lol:

Capriati is actually skinnier in that cartoon than what she really is, so they totally got this one wrong :rolleyes:

Scud actually doesn't look to bad and they got his face real good.

Venus' face isn't how it should be, but she has nice breasts in that cartoon. :)

Srichiphan looks quite similar how he does in real life :eek:


If your wondering why we aren't showing the pics if you can't see the presentation, the pics won't let us to copy them :sad:

Come-on-kim
Oct 2nd, 2003, 08:13 AM
:sad: I can't see the cartoon :sad:

WtaTour4Ever
Oct 2nd, 2003, 09:11 AM
If you don't have powerpoint, you may want to download the viewer.

http://www.microsoft.com/downloads/details.aspx?displaylang=en&familyid=d1649c22-b51f-4910-93fc-4cf2832d3342

WtaTour4Ever
Oct 2nd, 2003, 09:21 AM
If you don't have powerpoint, you may want to download the viewer.

http://www.microsoft.com/downloads/details.aspx?displaylang=en&familyid=d1649c22-b51f-4910-93fc-4cf2832d3342

.....

TheBoiledEgg
Oct 2nd, 2003, 09:44 AM
LMAO they made the Potato King Size :haha:

is that one at end Federer ?? cos he's got Nike ??

Rub
Oct 2nd, 2003, 10:21 AM
nicee!!! :eek:

Fantastic
Oct 2nd, 2003, 02:29 PM
Kim is too thin and Lleyton is too buff. It would be cool if it wasn't so cheesey and half-hearted. The promotion either needs to be simpler or go all out.

Experimentee
Oct 2nd, 2003, 03:19 PM
I think the one on the end is Haas. That was my initial reaction anyway. It looks nothing like Federer.
I'm not sure why they would put Haas there though, since he's in doubt to play and isnt even as popular as the rest of them, but it looks the most like him.

Experimentee
Oct 2nd, 2003, 03:23 PM
I tried looking at the powerpoint thing before, but it didnt load for so long i gave up on it.

Experimentee
Oct 2nd, 2003, 03:38 PM
I think the one on the end is Haas. That was my initial reaction anyway. It looks nothing like Federer.
I'm not sure why they would put Haas there though, since he's in doubt to play and isnt even as popular as the rest of them, but it looks the most like him.

Right, i just saw it was Federer. It looks nothing like him though!

daniela's necklace
Oct 2nd, 2003, 03:47 PM
my kingdom(if anything :confused: ) for an anime of Hantuchova! (and don't you dare make her skinny! :fiery: )

JackFrost
Oct 2nd, 2003, 03:51 PM
Well, at least they flattered Kim. :rolleyes:
In the cartoon she looks slim like Barbie.
Overall the bodies of the figures (especialy the male player) look rather laughable then realistic. :lol:

Crazy Canuck
Oct 2nd, 2003, 06:12 PM
Gotta love how they made Kim have bigger boobs than Serena ;)

TM
Oct 2nd, 2003, 06:17 PM
http://www.wtnphotos.com/data/500/3533superheroessupertennis.jpg

TM
Oct 2nd, 2003, 08:55 PM
for those poor unfortunate souls....here ya go :D

Trish101
Oct 2nd, 2003, 10:29 PM
eeeew Capriati looks BAD B A D......Vee looks worse....cant go there with Rena, the guys look good though......

geoepee
Oct 2nd, 2003, 11:26 PM
wtf! Spellbinding humility?????

1jackson2001
Oct 2nd, 2003, 11:29 PM
too damn funny

baseline ace
Oct 2nd, 2003, 11:47 PM
What is that on Rena's head? And Cappy wishes she was that svelte now. The men look okay.

Freewoman33
Oct 3rd, 2003, 12:21 AM
Justine and Lleyton look like themselves the most.

Too funny!

Sam L
Oct 3rd, 2003, 01:51 AM
Lleyton has bigger boobs than Serena! LMAO!